Who would surive a spam zombie outbreak.

[natsumehack]

Anyone?

[Drakel]

A lot of us would in all honesty...

We're more prepared for a zombie outbreak than we are anything else in my opinion. :/

[natsumehack]

Drakel said
A lot of us would in all honesty...We're more prepared for a zombie outbreak than we are anything else in my opinion. :/

It's a outbreak of techno zombies who don't die by headshots, and are tougher then normal zombies.

Now what?

[monstahunta]

Drakel said
A lot of us would in all honesty...We're more prepared for a zombie outbreak than we are anything else in my opinion. :/

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[idlehands]

I would die so fast

[natsumehack]

idlehands said
I would die so fast

*points and hisses*

[Dervish]

I have guns, am comfortable in isolation, military experience, and am a fairly experienced outdoorsman.Given how central Alberta's nowhere near as populated as much of the world and zombies don't do cold or cliffs, I'd be making my way West and staking the Rockies as my holdout until the shit passed. I think my odds are better than most, but I don't kid myself that all it takes is a shitty situation to do me in. Knowing my luck, the first time I meet a group of survivors, they're going to shoot me and take my shit.

[Goldmarble]

I live on an island. I will grab one of the ferries, some top soil, seeds, and shit. Make a de-salination device, and be fine as fuck. I'll probably end up with a wicked tan.

[mdk]

My plan is to play for the winning team. It counts as survival if you become a zombie by choice.

[Dervish]

mdk said
My plan is to play for the winning team. It counts as survival if you become a zombie by choice.

See, the problem with that is zombies would start rotting the minute they turn. How long before your reign of terror ends because of a prolspsed anus?

[Cpt Toellner]

I have guns, am currently living in isolation, military experience, and am a fairly experienced outdoorsman.Given how Northern Wisconsin is nowhere near as populated as much of the world and zombies don't do cold, I'd be making my way North and staking the UP or the Nicolet forest as my holdout until the shit passed. I think my odds are better than most, but I don't kid myself that all it takes is a shitty situation to do me in. Knowing my friends, we will probably end up becoming bandits.

[Dervish]

Note to self: Bandit Toelner is going to steal my shit and my posts lol.

[K-97]

I happen to live near (walking distance, less than a couple of minutes) a Territorial Army Centre so I'd probably hang out there in the apocalypse. I used to be a cadet so they would probably welcome me back in open arms.

Dervish said
See, the problem with that is zombies would start rotting the minute they turn. How long before your reign of terror ends because of a prolspsed anus?

But they are techno zombies so they could replace their decaying bodies with robotics. If this works like a techno-virus then these zombies would win hands down.

[K-97]

*N/A*

[Alphakoka]

If we're talking that spam members become zombies and then hunt you, I'll survive by the virtue that none of you is within 1000 km from me.

[Cpt Toellner]

K-97 said
I happen to live near (walking distance, less than a couple of minutes) a Territorial Army Centre so I'd probably hang out there in the apocalypse. I used to be a cadet so they would probably welcome me back in open arms.

You would be so fucked.

[idlehands]

Blitzkrieg said
I have guns, am currently living in isolation, military experience, and am a fairly experienced outdoorsman.Given how Northern Wisconsin is nowhere near as populated as much of the world and zombies don't do cold, I'd be making my way North and staking the UP or the Nicolet forest as my holdout until the shit passed. I think my odds are better than most, but I don't kid myself that all it takes is a shitty situation to do me in. Knowing my friends, we will probably end up becoming bandits.

Why don't they do cold?

[Cpt Toellner]

idlehands said
Why don't they do cold?

The body is dead, the skin's ability to combat extreme temperatures is not longer existent.

[Dervish]

idlehands said
Why don't they do cold?

You didn't notice he copied what I had posted almost verbatim? :P

But what he said. Dead bodies don't heat or circulate fluids, and since they don't generate heat, hello corpsicles! I'd have to deal with zombies for like 7 months, tops.

[Cpt Toellner]

Dervish said
You didn't notice he copied what I had posted almost verbatim? :PBut what he said. Dead bodies don't heat or circulate fluids, and since they don't generate heat, hello corpsicles! I'd have to deal with zombies for like 7 months, tops.

I was most amused by my plagiarism.