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@Hyper HarlequinIan's an option if you want.

@Tengri"FUCK OFF, you DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS HURTS. IT'S LIKE BATTERY ACID MIXED WITH SALY AND LEMON JUICE WHILE MY FACE IS BEING SET IN FIRE. GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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"No, that means... Ugh... I can't believe this is happening right now. I - hmm - told him not to use profane language."
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"I said LANGUAGE!"
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But Ian's already the hang out guy (actually friendzoned, holy shit o~o)
Also I'm unsure if you meant to tag Grey earlier or me because I don't know what Hana did to burn Ian's face.
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@Hyper HarlequinSplash holy water, so he can't see the bubble. Note, he's not getting damaged by the water, it just hurts like hell. Well, more like heaven, in this case.
Edit:I also totally didn't somehow forget that fact.

@Tengri*Ian starts speaking in a twisted, bone-chillingly deep voice, his words becoming a distorted noise that fills the mind with terror as the screams if the dammed echo in your ears.*
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"See. I knew you were able to speak normally. Now, please refrain from using profanity in the future."
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-Riley blows into her palm and a bubble of water forms over her hand before offering it to Ian-

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I think I'll spend this roleplaying as a time to figure out who Riley needs to have her secret crush on as per being an Outsider. Suggestions are welcome :3


Well, Malcolm has already been established as being super hot, and is almost as much of an outsider to normal human culture as Riley. Hana already has someone crushing on her, but is also a real outsider type, so I guess if Riley's into that. Ian actually likes people, and is reasonably warm and good natured. Andrea is probably the only likeable girl on the team, and has the best of both worlds with regard to being both outside and inside the normal human societal stuff. Alex probably seems more alien than Riley half the time (with her mom? Shit, she didn't watch TV until she was like seventeen, and has never had any friends besides Andrea) and just doesn't get memes, jokes, puns, any of it. Like, she's picked up some of that from Andrea, but she herself is totally clueless, and probably prefers computers and robots to anyone besides Andrea, and occasionally Ian.
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@Tengri@Grey*pain has worn off at this point, Ian glares at Net, then at Swarm*
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But Ian's already the hang out guy (actually friendzoned, holy shit o~o)
Also I'm unsure if you meant to tag Grey earlier or me because I don't know what Hana did to burn Ian's face.


I don't think I've ever seen someone get friendzoned in a roleplay before it even started, and I've been doing this for a while. Legit kudos on that one.
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How does Riley's alien face/plant water equal holy water? o~o
Edit: I probably missed something, hence the confusion ^///^

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Depends on who's the most receptive to her upbeat, chaotic, weird bullshit. But Ian's already one of the two connections and is already considered quite receptive to it.
Edit: To be fair, there'll be a lot of misunderstood sexual tension between the two because it's a reciprocated pheromone-fest and Riley likely has the hormonal issues of either/both teen genders at any given point and until she figures out the correct balance she'll be legitimately messed up. Like hormone treatment when you have no clue what you're doing o~o
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@Hyper HarlequinNo, I mean Hana splashed Holy Water in his face.

Also, Ian could switch out to be the crush, but they still hang if you want to explore that path. Anyway is fine with me. Ian could put down . . . Net/Robb for his Hang-out buddy if you do that.

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"If I say yes. will you leave me alone?"

I'm not against this idea. It seems quite interesting, actually.
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I kinda like the friendzone anyway. I feel like Ian wouldn't be completely on board with the whole genderbender thing and Riley isn't stupid.

Also, there's no leaving the friendzone. You're fucked bud. Figuratively, because the friendzone doesn't let you have it literally >:D

Edit: Also Ian can give the hangout buddy thing to Malcolm and still be Riley's hang out bud from Riley's playbook. YOU CAN HAVE BOTH :3
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How does Riley's alien face/plant water equal holy water? o~o
Edit: I probably missed something, hence the confusion ^///^

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Depends on who's the most receptive to her upbeat, chaotic, weird bullshit. But Ian's already one of the two connections and is already considered quite receptive to it.


I don't think it should be Ian. I mean, do whatever, but I love the idea that he's supposedly this total lust demon incubus thing, but literally none of the girls on the team seem to pay his, "charms," any mind.

@Raijinslayer Is Ian into Riley? Like, does it bother him that she's a guy half the time?

Although, I had an idea at one point that Riley totally stole the guy that Alex has been crushing on since she was five. I never put it out, but I still have it somewhere...

The rest of those idiots, though… I didn’t, I really didn’t care about any of them. I never set out to try to care about any of them, either. I don’t treat them well. I mean, I literally live in a mansion that they’ve never seen, and probably never will. I’m sure as shit not purposefully putting myself, Andrea and my mother along with who knows who else in danger by giving any of them any information about my actual identity. I know Riley is homeless. She doesn’t say anything, at least not to me, but it isn’t all that hard to see through her. I’m not Felitrix smart, but I’m not stupid. She’s an alien castaway, obviously doesn’t have a job lacking papers, and even with that skeevy pheromone thing I doubt she’s conned anyone into letting her live at their home in Halcyon City of all places rent free. Apartments here cost two thousand double dollars a month for a person sized tube, even doing questionable shit she wouldn’t be worth enough to pay for a place to live. My mom owns three properties and, using shell companies for obvious security reasons, the Guardians have a network of safe houses, apartments, armories, hangers, even a warehouse with one of those diving tank pools that super soldiers use to train for open ocean ops. I could have her on a monthly stipend and put her up in a Guardian apartment tomorrow just on the basis of her being a super on a team I belong to, mom loves throwing money my way to make herself feel better about never being around, but I choose not to.

Why? Well, first of all, I don’t want her or anyone else on the team for that matter knowing that I have access to the Guardians or can request their assistance, monetarily or otherwise. I mean, they aren’t stupid, obviously they know that Lodestar is the mother of, “Polaris,” and everyone and their mother knows about Lodestar and her stupid jet, and chances are anyone with a jet is probably worth enough to be able to pay for a two thousand double dollar tube for a fellow super, but that isn’t the same as knowing that I, Alex, can get cash monies from the grown up supers, for business stuff anyway. If this team finds itself in real danger, I’ll beep my mom. Until then, we get by with what resources we can scrounge together, which is basically enough to buy coffee and hang out in the alley behind the Circle-K. If we can’t do it on our own, what kind of super heroes are we? Hell no am I going to Gravitron or my mom unless my back is to the wall for realzies. Also, her f#$%ing pheromone thing got the quarterback of the high school football team, Riley, beautiful guy, really, crawling all over her. I mean, not like I ever asked him out or anything, but he pays more attention to her than to me. Before her, there were other girls I guess, but at least they played it fair and square, and he always talked to me first. She waltzes in and next thing you know he’s looking her way an awful f#$%ing lot, and it is not because of anything natural… Bitch.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t care if she got hurt, though. I mean, I kinda want to smack the shit out of that little, --, whatever she is, but if someone else put a hand on that girl in a bad way I’d rip it off and beat them with it, and I know that if I saw her crying I’d break the f#$% down and cry right along with her. I dunno, it’s confusing, maybe I don’t have all my shit together, but that’s how it is between me and her, on my part anyway.
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@Tengri"For now . . . possibly."

@Hyper HarlequinHell, even if you weren't friend zoned, you'd have to get passed his semi-irrational fear of physical intimacy. But yeah, if you want to run this, I'm down.

Edit: It'd be weird, but Ian might be able to get over the gender thing(remember, he can switch too). Definitely make for interesting character moment. As for Ian being 'in' to Riley, UT's not inpoossi me, but it's an uphill battle for her. He sees her as more of a little sister, and an innocent one at that.
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"even doing questionable shit she wouldn’t be worth enough to pay for a place to live"
Entschuldigen sie? She can actually become a client's wildest sexual fantasy and has rampant sexual pheromones, how can she not actually get 2k a month for sexy times? Even if she was posing as a human and not a shapeshifty alien, she could basically be an entire catalogue of girls for her clients' choosing! I'm not saying, however, that this is a plausible outcome since she'd likely not be aware that prostitution would be an option. Just had to get that rant off my chest xD

Technically, Alex is an option. And with this angle being opened, it would actually be very interesting if Alex was jealous about Riley roping in someone she was interested in just for Riley to be quietly fawning after her. But how much would Alex actually like her?

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We can go with the confusing little sister/brother/other angle. It just makes the inevitable "How does the penis work?" talk that much more amazing ^~^
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@Hyper HarlequinAh, this rp is gonna be fun. Any who, I'm off too bed. Night everybody.
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"And then people ask why I don't socialize much."
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I think I'll dip out for the night as well since it's currently 4AM for me.
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"even doing questionable shit she wouldn’t be worth enough to pay for a place to live"
Entschuldigen sie? She can actually become a client's wildest sexual fantasy and has rampant sexual pheromones, how can she not actually get 2k a month for sexy times? Even if she was posing as a human and not a shapeshifty alien, she could basically be an entire catalogue of girls for her clients' choosing! I'm not saying, however, that this is a plausible outcome since she'd likely not be aware that prostitution would be an option. Just had to get that rant off my chest xD

Technically, Alex is an option. And with this angle being opened, it would actually be very interesting if Alex was jealous about Riley roping in someone she was interested in just for Riley to be quietly fawning after her. But how much would Alex actually like her?

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We can go with the confusing little sister/brother/other angle. It just makes the inevitable "How does the penis work?" talk that much more amazing ^~^


Alex meant, like, questionably legal paperless odd jobs, I don't think she'd have considered prostitution as a reasonable career path (I mean, she isn't dumb, but I seriously doubt some rich kid who's mom is a conservative talk show politico from Dallas, Texas thinks that way). That's what I was thinking, like in some roundabout way Riley got this guy (who coincidentally is also named Riley) fawning after her because she thought to herself, "I like Alex, and I want Alex to like me. Alex likes this Riley human, and I like Alex, so why not get him to like me? That's sure to make Alex like me!"

Now I have this whole alternate universe idea in my mind where Riley's on her field trip, goes to Halcyon High with the rest of her alien class, sees Alex and is like, "I like that human!" and seriously follows her, taking different faces and shapes (body types, I mean) to stay hidden, for, like weeks. So she eventually misses the space bus, and sticks around as this alien super, does what she needs to do, and rigs the system to wind up as close to Alex as possible. Sees that Alex likes this Riley human, so she takes that name. After that doesn't work she switches around trying to find some form to see if it gets Alex to like her (because, after all, she sees that Alex clearly likes both this Riley human and this Andrea human, so why would she naturally pick either gender) and this whole time she's just been trying to get Alex to realize (in her alien way) that she wants her.
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