Getting Sex vs. Getting a Relationship

[Turtlicious]

Your missing the point.

I was serious when I said that rape jokes aren't funny, but your reaction is what made it a joke. Because your reaction was funny, and ironic to the situation.

[Dervish]

Turtlicious said
Your missing the point.I was serious when I said that rape jokes aren't funny, but your reaction is what made it a joke. Because your reaction was funny, and ironic to the situation.

Goddamn I hate internet communication at times. >_>

[Kill Bones]

Dervish said Your prospective mate will not be impressed if they are overpowering you.

I totally agree with this.

I'm certainly not impressed unless a female can force me down and make me her bitch.

I mean what

So how about them Olympics

The uh country that won

Won the thing countries win

Wasn't that shocking

Or not at all?

I don't know

Why don't we analyze that instead of thinking about anything else I've said

[stark]

Guys, pls.

[Kill Bones]

Holmes how are you let's talk about how you are and not whatever else I've said which is nothing at all

[stark]

hi bones how r u omg ur the best kthnxbai

[Dervish]

Kill Bones said
I totally agree with this.

Confirmed: KB was a male hyena is his past life.

[Kill Bones]

Sherlock Holmes said
hi bones how r u omg ur the best kthnxbai

Don't mock me

I won't be taking any of your mod abuse

And I certainly won't be enjoying it

[Dervish]

Sherlock Holmes said
Guys, pls.

We cool. Just having a discussion about totally not dark and heavy things and communications related misunderstandings that would typically lead to flame wars and no small amount of butt hurt.

It's like the premise of most 2000's sitcoms.

[stark]

Kill Bones said
Don't mock meI won't be taking any of your mod abuseAnd I certainly won't be enjoying it

Mock? Me mock someone?

I am shocked, Sir.

Shock is my reaction to your accusation of mock(ing).

Dervish said
It's like the premise of most 2000's sitcoms.

Does it have a cheesy theme song to go with it?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Sherlock Holmes said Does it have a cheesy theme song to go with it?

[Kill Bones]

Dervish said
link

no the joke was me being a sub not a violent dom come on reading comprehension

although who hasn't fapped to a chick with a dick

I really like these jokes because you assume it's a joke and it probably is but there's always that seed of doubt and making people uncomfortable is the greatest thing

Sherlock Holmes said
Mock? Me mock someone? I am shocked, Sir. Shock is my reaction to your accusation of mock(ing)

You're just lucky it's allegedly a sin to kill a mockingbird

[Dervish]

Sherlock Holmes said
Does it have a cheesy theme song to go with it?

You bet. :D

[Dervish]

Kill Bones said

This is why I specified male hyena; the females pretty much hulk out on testosterone and grow a pseudo penis and pretty much make the males their bitch.

Nature can be slightly terrifying.

[stark]

Dervish said
You bet. :D

This makes me feel like I can't sleep and I'm watching reruns at 3am. Oh, nostalgia.

[Dervish]

Sherlock Holmes said
This makes me feel like I can't sleep and I'm watching reruns at 3am. Oh, nostalgia.

I've been having the urge to rewatch Married with Children and Dinosaurs.

[Kill Bones]

Dervish said
This is why I specified male hyena; the females pretty much hulk out on testosterone and grow a pseudo penis and pretty much make the males their bitch.Nature can be slightly terrifying.

Oh yeah, I know that. I somehow missed the paragraph where the article mentioned that aspect and thought you meant the part about the hyper-agressive males that start fucking bitches when they're a few months old.

Nature is pretty fucked up.

And Dolphins are basically the kings of depravity

Man fuck dolphins

They're fucked up

[Dervish]

Kill Bones said
Oh yeah, I know that. I somehow missed the paragraph where the article mentioned that aspect and thought you meant the part about the hyper-agressive males that start fucking bitches when they're a few months old.Nature is pretty fucked up.And Dolphins are basically the kings of depravityMan fuck dolphinsThey're fucked up

haha, this brings this back full circle. Dolphins are like the serial rapists of the sea and they're one of the few animals that murder other animals for the hell of it, which makes all the tramp stamps you see at the bar that much more hilarious.

We should narrate nature documentaries.

[stark]

Dervish said
I've been having the urge to rewatch Dinosaurs.

I have both seasons of that show on my server. XD

[Kill Bones]

Dervish said
haha, this brings this back full circle. Dolphins are like the serial rapists of the sea and they're one of the few animals that murder other animals for the hell of it, which makes all the tramp stamps you see at the bar that much more hilarious. We should narrate nature documentaries.

Dolphins have been recorded attempting to rape human females that work at aquariums with them

I'm going to have to emulate Karl Pilkington on this one

Dolphins. Don't need 'em, git rid of 'em.