Resistance: A Tale of Tyranny and Freedom in Spam

[Jorick]

By the way, the new Google Document commenting system is fucking dumb and lets anyone with comment privilege type suggested corrections into the document itself which clutters it up with shitty correction markings. If you wanna comment, even if it's on a typo, just do the highlight and comment thing. The other way is awful, just avoid it.

[idlehands]

That was a lot of action. I think we need a tally sheet to count up all the dead named characters.

I enjoyed what you did with my namesake.

[Jorick]

idlehands said
That was a lot of action. I think we need a tally sheet to count up all the dead named characters. I enjoyed what you did with my namesake.

I have such a list already, actually. I'm about to go eat dinner and watch a movie, but I'll post it in this thread later.

[Lady Squee]

Beautiful Chapter. Possibly my favorite.

[Walker of Darkness]

I'm dying to see the last two chapters.

[Cpt Toellner]

I really, really wanted to be the guy to kill Nex.

Well done Hank, you magnificent bastard.

[Sole]

Sole died pretty easy, the weak little shit.

[Halo]

Well, at least brave wee Halo fell to worthy adversaries in a Toellner and Primez doubleteam. Excellent chapter, looking forward to the epic conclusion.

[Jorick]

Okay, so here's the total death tally for the whole story so far. Includes minor characters who were only put in for the sake of killing them off, and listings for when a bunch of no names were killed off, plus some notes for things here and there that may include spoilers so read at your own risk. Hiders by chapter.

1

Jorick - Technically he did die, even though it wasn't exactly permanent.
Bunch of unnamed harem and staff
Turt

2

The only chapter with no deaths!

3

Subject 101 - This was RPG101, in case you're dumb and didn't get it.
Subject 97 - This was K-97, same as above.
Joe

4

Dervish
KnightShade
Myyt
Noxious
Rusalka
Bunch of unnamed whores and patrons - The patrons listed in the previous chapter (Serpentine, Giygas, and Alphakoka) were not there at this time and did not die.
Broby
19 unnamed Peacemakers with Broby
Azarthes
Grif
Asuras
Lillian Thorne

5

Griever
Darthwarman
OceanEyes - This was the unstated identity of the androgynous exile person with water pouring from their eyes who insisted they were a girl.
DragonKingUK - This was the dog face exile's name.
AreYouMyMummy - This was the exile asking for their mother and for a doctor, because name and Doctor Who reference.
Bunch of kitchen spammer adbots
Holmishire - Technically died here since he became a ghost.
Squee
Sukisho
Ace
Raxaclirkus - Was Rax in the story because fuck that name.
Barioth
Vordak
mbl
ActRaiser
Vogel
Six unnamed men

6

Goldmarble
Kill Bones
A few Gold Heap archers
Tempest
Herzinth

7

Drakel
Darog

8

Holmishire - for permanent realsies this time
Nargle
Elendra

9

Hellis
Foxxie
Marik
Xiga
Brovo
Nat
MDK
TP
Blue Rose
Mike
Halo
Overwatch
Nexerus
Svenn
Doivid - He got better at the end of the chapter though.
Brand
Sole
~500 unnamed Peacemaker soldiers
~70 unnamed Gold Heap soldiers

Just counting named characters, chapter 9 was the bloodiest. Counting all deaths, it was the bloodiest by far.

[Cpt Toellner]

~500 unnamed Peacemaker soldiers
~70 unnamed Gold Heap soldiers

Jesus, that's amazing.

[Jorick]

Cpt Toellner said
Jesus, that's amazing.

Those three spirits were fucking hardcore, to say the least.

[Cpt Toellner]

Jorick said
Those three spirits were fucking hardcore, to say the least.

Reminiscent of LoTR.

[idlehands]

Jorick said
Those three spirits were fucking hardcore, to say the least.

Went all Return of the King on their asses.

[Doivid]

can I just say

hee

I love my plot armor....Tho now that my death activated the thing, I might be disposable. But when you pull a bitch move like that, you can't in all good conscience pull it on your readership again.

[Hank]

This is exceedingly baller. Can't wait for the Sophi/Holmes and 5-man Spam squad/Rilla showdowns. Not to mention Jster/Zed! Oh man. Good shit.

[Jorick]

Chapter 10 is already up.

I got hyped about writing all the death fight scenes, so I got through them fairly quickly.

Also, for people who are in the Skype group, stop with the spoilers in there. Lots of people are slow readers, don't spoil shit for them. Talk about all the cool shit here in the thread, not on Skype.

[Hank]

Bring it, Holmes. BRING IT. I WILL FUCKING END YOU.

PS. RIP in peace everyone who died etc
PPS. now with complimentary Lord of Fate avatar/signature set.

[NotAMouse]

I suppose I should actually read other people's spamfics so I don't inadvertently steal other peoples tropes.

Or I'll just read them to steal other people's tropes.

[stark]

Hank said
Bring it, Holmes. BRING IT.

Also, nicely done on this chapter, Jorick. Definitely a good read. ^_^

[idlehands]

That was really good.

The magic you gave me was super wicked and I loved it. I'm really looking forward to the next (final?) chapter.