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Spam was always proud of its independence. Other nations were swallowed up by empires, brought under the heel of foreign rulers, but Spam remained free and happy in their freedom, until a few months ago. A military force calling itself the Peacemakers came and started enforcing their own law in Spam, claiming they were there to bring order and civility to their barbaric nation. In truth they were the forerunners to the Rolpia Empire, the grand conquerors who ruled most of the known world, and their arrival meant that the empire had finally turned its sights on Spam. It is up to the few brave and powerful Spammers left, those who have avoided death or banishment, to fight for their home and drive the Peacemakers out, but do they stand a chance against the powerful invaders? Only time will tell.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11

This is a map of the world, courtesy of Sora/Alex. Credit for all the fancy work and ~1/2 of the names go to him.
This is a Spam story, where you guys (or at least my interpretation of you in a high fantasy world) are the characters in a story of my creation. It was inspired in large part by rpg101's Spam Sector, though I've had this idea rolling around in my head for a while. Read the stuff, comment on if if you feel like it (highlight text in the Google Document, right click, Comment), chat about it here in the thread if you want, bitch about your character or your lack of presence if you think that'll change anything (it won't), so on and so forth, and hopefully it'll be fun for everyone.

June 29th Edit: It is done. Chapter 11 is the final chapter of Resistance. Thanks for reading along, nerds.
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10/10 would read again if forget
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Hank stands no chance. I will definitely squish him and his raggedy group of supporters with Adjudicator and I won't even break a sweat.

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When I heard that I was in it, I thought "hey maybe i'll be cool in it"

lol
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Sherlock Holmes said
Hank stands no chance. I will definitely squish him and his raggedy group of supporters with Adjudicator and I won't even break a sweat.


We shall see.
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Yes! Look at me being a social butterfly.
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What? No ActRaiser Merlin?!

Well I, never! lol.
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You're walking a dangerous path Jorick. You have taken upon your shoulders a heavy burden, for those that embark on the journey of crafting a Spam Story are bound by blood and oath to finish it. A curse falls upon those who betray this oath, a deadly one.

But this path is not all darkness, you shall find a light along it as well. Adoration from the creatively challenged, impressed mutters from the readers, begs from the pathetics who wish to be put in,

And the bitches man. You'll get all the bitches.
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Jorick said
We shall see.


I don't trust this post...
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Beatrix v.s Elendra

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rpg101 said You're walking a dangerous path Jorick. You have taken upon your shoulders a heavy burden, for those that embark on the journey of crafting a Spam Story are bound by blood and oath to finish it. A curse falls upon those who betray this oath, a deadly one.

But this path is not all darkness, you shall find a light along it as well. Adoration from the creatively challenged, impressed mutters from the readers, begs from the pathetics who wish to be put in,

And the bitches man. You'll get all the bitches.


I shall carry this burden or die trying. I am ready for the pain and torment it will put me through. I must inspire the challenged, entertain the people, and laugh at the pitiable fools who wish only to stand in my shadow. This is the reason I was born, and I shall see it through.

But tbh I'm just doing it for the bitches. You saw how Holmes and her cronies fucking wrecked my harem, gotta rebuild that shit.

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I don't trust this post...


My dear Holmes, why wouldn't you trust my post? It's not as if you would ever have any trouble defeating the intrepid Spam heroes. It will be simple and easy. Trust me.
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Jorick said But tbh I'm just doing it for the bitches.


You should watch your ass boy. You're getting awfully close to the...

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I shall carry this burden or die trying. I am ready for the pain and torment it will put me through. I must inspire the challenged, entertain the people, and laugh at the pitiable fools who wish only to stand in my shadow. This is the reason I was born, and I shall see it through.But tbh I'm just doing it for the bitches. You saw how Holmes and her cronies fucking wrecked my harem, gotta rebuild that shit.My dear Holmes, why wouldn't you trust my post? It's not as if you would ever have any trouble defeating the intrepid Spam heroes. It will be simple and easy. Trust me.


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Jorick said
Trust me.


Riiiiiiiight. XD
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An entertaining read so far Jorick, looking froward to seeing what Dervish does.
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F3'ed my name, or even just nat, didn't find my name anywhere sooo.

0/10 never will read.
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Hmmm, I agree that Spam must be tamed, but unified with the rest of the guild? And with Holmes made into the leader?

Troubling times are ahead, it might be time at last to rally the Legion.
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rpg101 said
You're walking a dangerous path Jorick. You have taken upon your shoulders a heavy burden, for those that embark on the journey of crafting a Spam Story are bound by blood and oath to finish it. A curse falls upon those who betray this oath, a deadly one. But this path is not all darkness, you shall find a light along it as well. Adoration from the creatively challenged, impressed mutters from the readers, begs from the pathetics who wish to be put in, And the bitches man. You'll get all the bitches.


He already got all the bitches. Didn't you read it?

Seriously though, love the names in this, as well as the depictions of the other sections of Rolpia. Keep it up.
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I'm going to wreck shit in the way the first big bad of a season does.

Although, I'm clearly on the side of good here. Anyone who has smiral as an ally clearly has immoral designs and an utter lack of ethics.
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I've added a link to a world map, made by Sora, in the OP. It's pretty fucking great and I've decided this layout of the world is canon, so everyone look at it and praise his artistic skills in the thread he made about it.
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