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So, I'm in an Star Wars tabletop RPG game, right? And our two female characters not only out-roared the boss at the end of our mission, an adolescent rancor, they also managed to tame it in the same go. A fucking rancor.

EDIT: It should be noted that the taming included flashing their boobs at it.
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Fucking nice!
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Fucking nice!


Our poor DM has no idea what to think about it. Totally ruined his plans for the campaign there XD
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Excellent. It's always fun to ruin the DM's plans :D
Like in our DnD campaign...when he tried to use a Tree Ent to scare us away and we fought it XD At level four! The tree ent was level 30!
Suffice to say. We KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE MOFO! It didn't know what hit it after one of our guys had a god tier bow the DM had foolishly given him for later story purposes. Bloodied it and got a natural 20 on it to really pile on the hurt XD
After that it was a long grind with some ah running away involved >.>
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Photoship a Manam-based Ariel?
Or a Ash?


I usually reserve a specific look for special magics or the like. Ariel already has Fire and Water so that probably wouldn't get its own look.
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Excellent. It's always fun to ruin the DM's plans :D
Like in our DnD campaign...when he tried to use a Tree Ent to scare us away and we fought it XD At level four! The tree ent was level 30!
Suffice to say. We KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE MOFO! It didn't know what hit it after one of our guys had a god tier bow the DM had foolishly given him for later story purposes. Bloodied it and got a natural 20 on it to really pile on the hurt XD
After that it was a long grind with some ah running away involved >.>


Hey, hit and run is a valid tactic XD
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But...Manami isn't just ordinary water magic! The water she touches instantly becomes divine holy water and that's what she uses to attack with!
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Considering I am a rogue, yes that was my tactic anyway XD
But I was...ah also the tank for that campaign XD Despite having a Minotaur....ranger =_=' (To be fair, I was a Dragonborn rogue. But I was a damage dealing rogue who relied on brute strength so a Dragonborn wasn't a terrible option. But no we had to have TWO FUCKING RANGED RANGERS WITH BOWS AND THE SECOND ONE WHO JOINED LATE HAD TO BE A FUCKING MINOTAUR WHO COULDNT HIT FUCKING ANYTHING AND WONDERED WHY! NOT EVEN THE HUGE TREE ENT WHICH WAS CHASING US)
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But...Manami isn't just ordinary water magic! The water she touches instantly becomes divine holy water and that's what she uses to attack with!
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Considering I am a rogue, yes that was my tactic anyway XD
But I was...ah also the tank for that campaign XD Despite having a Minotaur....ranger =_=' (To be fair, I was a Dragonborn rogue. But I was a damage dealing rogue who relied on brute strength so a Dragonborn wasn't a terrible option. But no we had to have TWO FUCKING RANGED RANGERS WITH BOWS AND THE SECOND ONE WHO JOINED LATE HAD TO BE A FUCKING MINOTAUR WHO COULDNT HIT FUCKING ANYTHING AND WONDERED WHY! NOT EVEN THE HUGE TREE ENT WHICH WAS CHASING US)


Oh the best part of what happened to us is the two female characters were the "stormtroopers" of the group, unable to hit anything in combat. Then along comes a rancor and...well, you know how that went.
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Yes I do.
And you want to know who got the finishing blow which killed the Tree Ent? I'll give you one guess.
The motherfucking Minotaur with his first hit in his 3rd battle (we fought two waves of weakass skeletons which he couldn't hit =_= then I was hitting all of them like it was none of my business XD)
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Yeah, every now and then RNG is merciful.
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Like that time our shapeshifter swindled an entire tavern full of gamblers.
Good times. Good times.
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We haven't gambled yet, but since I'm the scoundrel, and we're getting close to level three, I'm going to be taking everyone's money ideally XD
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But...Manami isn't just ordinary water magic! The water she touches instantly becomes divine holy water and that's what she uses to attack with!


Maybe so but the base is water. Unless it's really apart from the base (like Phoenix magic) then it'll just get lumped together. That's how I designed Ariel, to avoid her entirely copying someone else's magic.
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Well we were playing that game where we rolled some dice to get to seven. I won a few gold here and there, I actually didn't lose as I'm a cheating rogue :P
But our shapeshifter is a witch. Now first she puts out a 1 gold bet. Loses. Ten gold. Loses. 50 gold loses.
Bets a mother fucking platinum, which is something like 10000 or something stupid amount of gold. Fucking wins and everyone in the tavern had to combine their funds to pay the bet XD
And we also did a diplomacy roll since they were angry. We are also best friends with EVERYONE who we swindled XD A natural 20 XD
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And that's why no one should underestimate the power of a high Charisma.
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Well we were playing that game where we rolled some dice to get to seven. I won a few gold here and there, I actually didn't lose as I'm a cheating rogue :P
But our shapeshifter is a witch. Now first she puts out a 1 gold bet. Loses. Ten gold. Loses. 50 gold loses.
Bets a mother fucking platinum, which is something like 10000 or something stupid amount of gold. Fucking wins and everyone in the tavern had to combine their funds to pay the bet XD
And we also did a diplomacy roll since they were angry. We are also best friends with EVERYONE who we swindled XD A natural 20 XD


If you're talking D&D, 1 plat = 100 gold.
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@Lunarlors34Forgot to tag ye, but Argus is up and attempting to strike friendly conversation. I enjoy writing social awkward Argus. He's so out of his element right now, and it makes him hilariously self-conscience about his lack of social skills. Well, hilarious to me, down right terrifying to him.
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Well if it is any consolation, Ash is a terrible people person as well
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Quick Update! Post is coming, didn't get around to it yesterday. Apologies.

Also for reasons I explained to the GM's and a few other individuals; this current arc in Phoenix Wing will also be my last (Even though it is also technically my first good god this Arc wen't on for a long time). I'll be in touch with @Burthstone so we can hopefully sort out some arrangement since we had plans for the future with our characters.

Other than that, I'll still lurk around the OOC to plague you all with my presence. But otherwise, it's been fun and thanks for havin' me!
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So Sora and co WONT be becoming Rune Knights? >.>
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