[OOC] Under the Red Sun

[SepticGentleman]

Hey, the cloud dryad is an absolute airhead! Where's the diplomatic skill is not having any thoughts or plans?

@Kimiyosis

Ditzy dryads dancing to death. Coming this fall.

[Jonnyh447]

I could change Tobias' backstory so that his father was dealing with "dangerous rebel groups" in Haderlock whilst his mother was killed, making Lukas Fischer one old orc and just thickening out backstory I guess - sound like a plan?

@Mr Allen J

[Shin Ghost Note]

Rejected Ur not kool unuf

@UrbanEvolution

Then you will lose what little talent this RP has! And it will be an eternal scrubstorm. @Jonnyh447 Sure

[Leonerdo]

>allen >talent

[UrbanEvolution]

Wtf is it with you and skeletons.

[Leonerdo]

[The_written_John]

[SirBeowulf]

I persuaded Maxx with my

@Leonerdo

Uh... You persuaded him with your stone and rooster? I don't get it.

[UrbanEvolution]

Rock'n cock.

[SirBeowulf]

Rock'n cock.

@UrbanEvolution

I still don't get it.

[Shin Ghost Note]

A

Rock'n cock.

@UrbanEvolution

I still don't get it.

@SirBeowulf

And that is why you are apart of the scrub problem.

[Jonnyh447]

If not knowing what you lot of mad cunts are speaking about a lot of the time I'd like to introduce myself as Scrub Lord Faggot Supreme... *puts glasses on Look I'm just here to get some good, honest and fair roleplaying done and hopefully meet some great people in the process.

[SepticGentleman]

If not knowing what you lot of mad cunts are speaking about a lot of the time I'd like to introduce myself as Scrub Lord Faggot Supreme... *puts glasses on Look I'm just here to get some good, honest and fair roleplaying done and hopefully meet some great people in the process.

@Jonnyh447

Prepare to be disappointed.

[Leonerdo]

If not knowing what you lot of mad cunts are speaking about a lot of the time I'd like to introduce myself as Scrub Lord Faggot Supreme... *puts glasses on Look I'm just here to get some good, honest and fair roleplaying done and hopefully meet some great people in the process.

@Jonnyh447

[Shin Ghost Note]

If you aren't dissappointed by the time you hit register, then I don't even.

[UrbanEvolution]

We are all a bunch of retards who self fap with one another. I've known Maxx, Allen, He Who Walks, and Leo for a while, and I've known Septic and Nron for the better part of the year. We're all gay together. You all will be sucked into our gloyhole of literotica soon enough.

[Jonnyh447]

My life is one big disappointment. Other disappointments have a negative-negative affect making them actually seem fulfilling, if this whole thing just goes away and I've wasted a couple hours I'll be so excited... Edit:this much disappointment lead to many self faps I guess I'll fit right in 2nd edit: making another female elf sorry, lotsa elf bitches.

[Leonerdo]

Don't listen to Urban though, because unlike the others, I'm cool. Once upon a time, I made UrbanRevolution and Maxx my bitches. I raised them bitches as though they were my own bitch children. I have finally since let them go when I learned to accept them for who they are, and in return, I was assured that I didn't have to like it. Sigh... when will I ever meet someone who can measure up to me? :\

[The_written_John]

And out of all of us I am the most supreme because unlike these other filthy peasants, I have touched the literal hand of our lord and gracious savior, Jim Sterling himself...! And in doing so have acquired through painful agony a mere fragment of his unlimited power...! Making me 1% Jim Sterling... Over 9000% more superior than anyone else other than our god and master!

[Maxx]

So...many...posts. But I suppose that's a good thing. I'm reading sheets now. To answer questions from earlier: @Jonnyh447 Yeah let's not fuck with the Nemean lions. No known material can hurt them from the outside, so they're somewhat OP. Dragons depend, because there's a shitton of different species. Wyverns are semi-common on the savannah, but the big dragons (like Elders, who are large with golden scales) live in the North Mountains and Lonesome Canyon. Lonesome Canyon is comparable to the Grand Canyon in size and is extremely long, so it contains a ton of creatures. Dragons are creatures, not intelligent beings. Some breeds of dragons get somewhat intelligent like a dog (think How to Train Your Dragon) but no Smaug. Lore-wise, send the idea to me first in a pm. I make up a lot of lore kinda as I go (y'know, since I made Tithe to begin with) and so I'm open to any lore ideas. @Mr Allen J Orcs are grey you little douchebag, not green. Read the race descriptions. Also, Haderlock wouldn't be a great place to be seventy years ago; it was poor as dirt because they hadn't found the gold yet. Nepharie itself probably would have been a better place to raid (because even a place with a big military can have bandits, y'know). Just change green to grey and she's accepted.