You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[WilsonTurner]

Hahahaha!
Wanna-be Chris Pratt!
Don't be sad- no one can be as cool as Chris Pratt.

[AlteredTundra]

"Does it look like I'm amused?"

[WilsonTurner]

That's certainly a smiley face in comparison to Agent K!

[HaleyTheRandom]

"You're just one big ass eyeball. Those lashes are on point though!"

[WilsonTurner]

YOU HAZ NO EYES
DEMON!
MURDERER!

[HaleyTheRandom]

"I HAVE EYES!"

>Thinks for a moment.

"My luscious chocolate colored hair just covers them."

[Lunamaria]

I'm CHRIST PRATT. NOREALLY. I'M CHRIS PRATT

[HaleyTheRandom]

>Thinks once more.

"Well I'm the princess."

[Lunamaria]

and i'm the khaleesi, too
by rite of fire and blood, i bear the great khal's son within my belly!

[HaleyTheRandom]

>Shakes head.

"By this I do not know what you mean but I do wish for you to be removed from the back of this cop car."

[Lunamaria]

idiot lol
why did you change from queen to princess?

[HaleyTheRandom]

>Sips tea.

"I did no such thing. And do you think that it's a smart thing to call any member of the royal family an idiot?"

[Lunamaria]

why do you want to be princess? why not a warrior or a politician? it just seems to me that you want to occupy a specific high-social status typical feminine role when there are others available

[Sombrero]

Hey, Crown-lady! Are you with the Cool Hat Society?... Where's that voice coming from!?

[ArenaSnow]

I would ask the same about yourself.

[Keyguyperson]

"Oh, like you're one to talk."

[WilsonTurner]

@HaleyTheRandom
I don't have hair :b
@Lunamaria
Chu is nothing. Literally.
@Sombrero
Chu has no eyes
@ArenaSnow
Chu is actually a light-absorbing crystal that releases it into purple light waves; is not actually a portal.
@Keyguyperson
Chu is stoned.

[Keyguyperson]

@WilsonTurner
Not anymore! Hah!

[WilsonTurner]

And now you're sleeping it off.

*le eyesigh*

[Keyguyperson]

"So what's it like, not having appendages in general?"