You are sitting in the back of a cop car with the avatar above... (Game)

[Rupdeus]

Why do your lips have different colours?

[Dinh AaronMk]

Kids are cruel, Jack. Did Doktor turn off your inhibitors?

[Joegreenbeen]

I told you, telling cops that "friendship is magic" would not make it okay to offer them drugs!

[Augmented]

Where are you from again?

[LHG100]

"Oh god it's you, you fat fucking bastard. What the hell did you do now?"

[BrokenVeil]

R.I.P. Mass of sentient skittles.
Eaten by a fat child.

[Frizan]

If I turn your right eye like a dial, will your voice change pitch?

[Dinh AaronMk]

That's what'chu get.

[Lunamaria]

oh no. oh no. this again. whenever i see one of them ponies, i go into a murder spree. officer? officer? hand cuff me? i'm about to do it ohhhhhhhh ooooooooooo

[LHG100]

OH MY GOD IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING.

AIEEEEEEE

Literal Nothing is the worst thing unknown to mankind! SHIMMY AWAY, SHIMMY AWAY!

[Lunamaria]

NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Dinh AaronMk]

Hello Anon.

Did you find my pitfall at your front door?~

[Nilesapa]

Dafuq.

[Unfortunately]

Arrested for burger-lary, I guess.

[Nilesapa]

A fried nugget I become.

[darkwolf687]

"So, Ronald finally called the police eh?"

[LHG100]

So that dovahkiin huh?

[Nilesapa]

I'm surprised they don't hang you for the diabetes you caused in that five year old.

[BrokenVeil]

I'm surprised you haven't developed diabetes from all of those ill-gotten burgers.

[NotAMouse]

Good evening, psychedelic smiley. I am tree.