[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Dervish]

@Mortarion I'm on now.

[MacabreFox]

Holy shit, that last one's nearly as long as the list of things Kim Jong-Un has claimed to accomplish!

https://titanpad.com/qRByQe8dyz The Shaft and I are doing a collab. If anybody else is alive at this time of night and wants in, hop in!

@Dervish

I know! It got way out of hand xD but I think that it adds some serious character development to our sweet baby characters (: look at them flourishing!

I may consider joining, but I think I'll hold out on any further collabs until gcold makes another post. I'm curious as to see what's going on happen next.

[Dervish]

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I know! It got way out of hand xD but I think that it adds some serious character development to our sweet baby characters (: look at them flourishing!

I may consider joining, but I think I'll hold out on any further collabs until gcold makes another post. I'm curious as to see what's going on happen next.

@MacabreFox

That's fair! Things are slow at the moment anyways, Morty and I are the only ones on and we're two that don't need to reply at the moment.

But unf dat character development and womenz with khajiit fetishes.

WAIT UNTIL SHE GETS A LOAD OF DO'KARTH'S STAFF.

[MacabreFox]

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That's fair! Things are slow at the moment anyways, Morty and I are the only ones on and we're two that don't need to reply at the moment.

But unf dat character development and womenz with khajiit fetishes.

WAIT UNTIL SHE GETS A LOAD OF DO'KARTH'S STAFF.

@Dervish

Oh now I'm a bit worried! That staff can be misinterpreted for other things nah! The staff in his hand, or the staff in his pants (;? Kidding! God I can be so inappropriate at times x)

Btw, Dervs, has anyone ever told you that your username reminded them of the term, Whirling Dervish?

[Dervish]

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Oh now I'm a bit worried! That staff can be misinterpreted for other things nah! The staff in his hand, or the staff in his pants (;? Kidding! God I can be so inappropriate at times x)

Btw, Dervs, has anyone ever told you that your username reminded them of the term, Whirling Dervish?

@MacabreFox

And they call me the Dervert. ;D The double entendre was totally implied because I'm a terrible person.

And yup! I actually got Dervish from what they were originally going to name the Arbiter from the Halo series before they decided it was potentially offensive to Arabs, since a dervish is a religious ascetic like a monk. I also was kind of inspired by the original Guild Wars where I really liked playing the Dervish class.

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish@MacabreFox

WHY HAVE A STAFF WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RHASHA'S SPEAR AMIRIGHT

But yeah, I think Sevine and Rhasha will have a good - if not interesting - relationship.
I wonder what Leif's reaction will be to see them - would be beyond amusing if the first time he meets Rhasha he's getting his ears scratched by Sevine again. XD

[MacabreFox]

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And they call me the Dervert. ;D The double entendre was totally implied because I'm a terrible person.

And yup! I actually got Dervish from what they were originally going to name the Arbiter from the Halo series before they decided it was potentially offensive to Arabs, since a dervish is a religious ascetic like a monk. I also was kind of inspired by the original Guild Wars where I really liked playing the Dervish class.

@Dervish

Duly noted xD

@Dervish@MacabreFox

WHY HAVE A STAFF WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RHASHA'S SPEAR AMIRIGHT

But yeah, I think Sevine and Rhasha will have a good - if not interesting - relationship.
I wonder what Leif's reaction will be to see them - would be beyond amusing if the first time he meets Rhasha he's getting his ears scratched by Sevine again. XD

@MiddleEarthRoze

OMFG ROZE. GTFO. She can always have both! >.>'

I think he would thoroughly surprised really, because like @Frizan mentioned in our collab with Sagax, Sevine comes off as this hardass warrioress, takes an arrow to the tit, no big deal, but put her in front of cats, or Khajiit's for that matter, and she melts in their hands like putty xD. If anything, I'd like for Leif to see her petting Rhasha's tail for that matter. See dialogue below for example of scenario.

Leif spotted Sevine, not that far ahead of him, as they both listened to Ashav. She stood alongside a Khajiit, one that had recently joined their company, and as such, hadn't learned his name. However, the longer he stared at the two, the more he realized he was watching a peculiar scene unfold. Was Sevine petting that Khajiit's tail? Sure enough, she was. She held the Khajiit's tail in her hand, and with the other, stroked it lovingly, as if it were her own pet. A brow rose in puzzlement at the spectacle, as he had never before witnessed Sevine acting in such a way. And the Khajiit! He let her! What the hell was going ong? Curious to find out what she was up to, Leif sidled on over to her, muttering a quiet round of "Excuse me" under his breath before appearing at her side.

"Ahem."

Sevine's head snapped up from her task at hand, and blushed deeply. Leif had found her out. All at once, she dropped Rhasha's tail, and like a child caught stealing candy, and averted her eyes, too guilty to look him in the eye herself.

"It's not what it looks like." She whispered, only loud enough for Leif to hear. Was that a tone of guilt, or shame, that Leif heard?

"I'm sure it's not."

"It's just... It's just his tail is so soft." She managed to look Leif in the eye, only to find him grinning from ear-to-ear.

"Oh come now Sevine, I didn't know you liked cats that much." He teased his friend. Words he soon regretted, as Sevine socked him in the arm, hard enough that come by the following morning, there would be, indeed a bruise.

BTW @MiddleEarthRoze, I LOVE YOUR AVATAR :D!!! I LOVE ARCHER!!

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MacabreFox

Haha, who doesn't love Archer?

Also, that little scenario was perfect. XD It's like she's having an affair or something with him, haha. XD Roze and Leif are just going to keep irritating Sevine with that one, I think.

[Dervish]

"How about you, Robocop? You ridin' dirty?"

[MacabreFox]

@MacabreFox

Haha, who doesn't love Archer?

Also, that little scenario was perfect. XD It's like she's having an affair or something with him, haha. XD Roze and Leif are just going to keep irritating Sevine with that one, I think.

@MiddleEarthRoze

If I were to chose one character from Archer to be my favorite, I just couldn't! Cuz they're all my favorite (: especially Archer, and Pam. Krieger too (x

Right?! That's how I pictured it in my head. Who knows? Maybe I will use this snippet later on xD. But of course she would never hit Roze, but Leif is fair game!

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@MacabreFox

I think she'd be more likely to tickle her or something while her guard is down. XD

[MacabreFox]

@MacabreFox

I think she'd be more likely to tickle her or something while her guard is down. XD

@MiddleEarthRoze

Definitely something along those lines!

[Dervish]

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If I were to chose one character from Archer to be my favorite, I just couldn't! Cuz they're all my favorite (: especially Archer, and Pam. Krieger too (x

Right?! That's how I pictured it in my head. Who knows? Maybe I will use this snippet later on xD. But of course she would never hit Roze, but Leif is fair game!

@MacabreFox

Krieger is my absolute favorite. He's my spirit animal.

"I CALL HIM FISTER ROBOTO."

[MiddleEarthRoze]

@Dervish

"I'm just happy I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people!"

Favourite quotes:

Pam: "Calm down, Union Carbide!"

Malory: "Ugh, it's like the Jonestown Massacre in here!"

[MacabreFox]

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Krieger is my absolute favorite. He's my spirit animal.

"I CALL HIM FISTER ROBOTO."

@Dervish

Yassss!

"PIGGLY NO!!!" xD or when he finds out about the Krieger clones?!

[Dervish]

I think a few of you expressed interest in my new ME RP, so I thought I'd mention I got the OOC up if that floats any of your boats.

Now that I've done my dirty deed of announcing another game in this thread, it's time to hide so the GMs don't stab me with kebab forks.

[POOPHEAD189]

>Select your port of entry

[Dervish]

@gcold

BEEP

Dervish isn't here right now, please leave the fork on the door step and he will be sure to take care of that for you as soon as he can. Thanks!

BEEP

[POOPHEAD189]

Kamal round 2 will come once the collab is done.

[Dervish]

It's just about done, I think we're just giving Shafty a chance to have Jorwen reply and we'll be wrapping it up. Last night was one of those nights nobody was around at the same time.