GAME: Crush A Wish

[AltRightHero]

Granted. You get the brain of a rat.
I wish for a sequel to Team America: World Police.

[AlteredTundra]

Granted, but it's not by the original creators of the first film.

I wish for the end of time.

[Zorogami]

Granted, you and everything else cease to exist.

I wish i could be at home today instead of work

[AlteredTundra]

Granted, but you get fired.

I wish I had a job.

[HaleyTheRandom]

Granted, but you get the med-evil job of cleaning the sewers. Good job, Tundra.

I wish Senpai would notice me.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, he notices you for a minute while you're on the local news, looks like someone's going away for mass murder. Once that minute is up, however, he goes back to never remembering you exist.

I wish Star Wars was real, and we were part of the Republic during the Clone Wars.

[Duthguy]

Granted, Jar Jar becomes your new room mate.

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was

[Ryuzaki]

Granted, but you have to live life under nuzlocke rules and after you beat the champ, a challenger comes and OHKOs your entire team.

I wish pokemon was real :P

[SleepingSilence]

Wish granted, the pokemon don't act so friendly and easily overrule the earth and decide to force us into tiny balls to fight to the death for their amusement.

I wish people could only speak when they knew what they were talking about. :/

[Little Bill]

Granted. Humans are mute until they receive college degrees, resulting in zero friendships and romantic relationships, and scores of uneducated gangs of mutes roaming the cities.

I wish for a croissant.

[paragloan]

Granted. You get a croissant. However it is the size of a house and lands on your body crushing you to death in its buttery goodness. Yum.

I wish I had the ability to travel at will in the blink of an eye.

[AlteredTundra]

Granted, but you end up in the middle of a war zone and die instantly.

I wish for there to be a Batman - not Green Arrow - CW Tv series.

[SleepingSilence]

Wish granted, but its ten times worse than Gotham already is.

I wish for good luck for the rest of my life.

[Makky]

I wish for good luck for the rest of my life.

Granted but now you've stolen all
the luck in the world. And as all freaks of nature
go, you are noticed then stoned young for your
unusual crime so to return the balance.

I wish all people forget names easily too.

[Shiny Keldeo]

Granted, no one can remember their own names though. People can't seem to remember who they are, and the world is thrown into anarchy and chaos as they don't know who the real world leaders are and end up overthrowing governments. The world soon returns to the stone age, and is forced to begin anew. There's no internet in the Stone Age, ya know.

I wish all life on earth would end.

[Shorticus]

Granted. Everyone leaves Earth and colonizes Mars. You, however, got shot into space to drift until you starve to death because everyone knows YOU were the asshole that made that wish.

I wish I could perform with the musical stylings of Kanye West.

[Shiny Keldeo]

(You'd think If I wished that I would have a death wish you know, I don't recall living on the moon or something.)

[Shorticus]

(You'd think If I wished that I would have a death wish you know, I don't recall living on the moon or something.)

@Shiny Keldeo

(Yeah, but dying slowly rather than just having all life on earth end at once stinks. A lot. I mean, it'd probably literally stink, given that you'd be stuck in a cramped space by yourself with no food.

Most folks who want to die want to get it over with quickly. Nobody wants a long, painful death.)

[AlteredTundra]

Granted. Everyone leaves Earth and colonizes Mars. You, however, got shot into space to drift until you starve to death because everyone knows YOU were the asshole that made that wish.

I wish I could perform with the musical stylings of Kanye West.

@Shorticus

Granted, but you also get his god-complex as part of the package deal. Enjoy!

I wish for the stamina to resist the urge to sleep.

[Shorticus]

Granted. However, now you make yourself resist falling asleep all the time, and while you have the stamina for it, your body begins to give way and you die from overexertion weeks after making your wish.

I wish for pickles.