[OOC] Only Two Things Come From Texas (LeeRoy Vs. Gonad)

[Doc Doctor]

Arena- The Rising Sun Inn


Gonad's starting location and the layout of the Rising Sun.


Victory: Forfeit, Knockout, or Death
Wager: Unranked
Stipulation: The thread must start with the beginning of the fight, the circumstances leading up to which are to be left vague and unanswered, and neither competitor may I.C'ly call for a truce or draw. This is to avoid the characters becoming friends or having trouble initiating a match.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
Oh, I forgot one thing on his character sheet.

LeeRoy's got a being from outside the multiverse stuck inside his head. Serving as his internalized foil and his emotion.



The suit kind of looks like this.

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy
So basically Gonad is fighting an immortal Batman in astronaut armor. Sounds like a plan!

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
Batman minus the daddy issues, minus the martial arts training, minus the costume, minus the business, minus the emotional wreckage, minus the sidekick, minus the morality thing.

Minus a lot of what actually makes Batman Batman.

Oh also minus the debilitating retardation required to let Joker live.

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy

So like Dirty Harry in an astronaut suit.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
ACtually yeah, pretty spot on.

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy

I'm in suspense.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
Oh shit, I forgot to post.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
I went ahead and posted. If you come back online again any time soon, I'll be able to post again.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
I intend to defy that:

Above all else the strength in his hands is legendary, and so far no foe, living or dead, has succeeded in breaking his grip.

@Doc Doctor

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy

Challenge accepted! By the way, if you pop in soon after one of my posts, try to hang back and refresh a couple times before posting. I'm a perfectionist alcoholic, and tend to make a lot of spelling errors and corrections that I change up soon after. The one I just made is done.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
Posting in a sec

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy

My next post is Fin.

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy

Can LeeRoy make fully cooked meatballs by rolling ground chuck (from a grocery store) in his hands? Shit, that makes me jealous.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
With the older models, not this one. Tbqh.

This one would burn them black as night in an instant.

Gimme a sec to write up my next post. I'm watching a show with a friend right now, we're 20 episodes from finishing it.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
I have not forgotten this roleplay, I will be posting in the morning or afternoon.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
If you'd be willing to forgive my debilitatingly long absence from this roleplay, I would very much like to continue it.

I won't make excuses for my absence I honestly just forgot to post.

[Doc Doctor]

@LeeRoy

No probbum.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
After I get home from work, I'll have a post up ASAP.

[LeeRoy]

@Doc Doctor
Your posts are a fucking treat to read, god damn. Every single post has me laughing by the end, ho-lee shit.