Spam Role Call!

[Slingshot]

I feel like we don't know each other around here well enough. Especially you new guys. So I thought it would be nice if we all came together and shared a little bit about ourselves. Whatever you're comfortable with sharing, First name, age, location, job, favorite color, hobbies, sports, etc... Heck I'll start us off.

First Name: David
Age: 19
Location: Virginia
Job: Navy Aviation Line Maintenance
Favorite Color: Purple
Hobbies: Watching TV, Playing video games, reading, running, movies, relaxing with friends, cycling, eating junk food, and many more.
Sports: Hockey and Soccer

You don't have to just share what I've provided if you have something else you want to share then share it. This is a good family bonding exercise.

[Halo]

First Name: Henry
Age: 17
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
Job: Student
Favorite Color: Black/Purple
Activities: Most of my time is spent on academics and intellectual pursuits, these days. I take about 150% of the normal maximum number of courses allowed at my level, and spend much of my "free" time skipping ahead on my courses and learning outside of them, leaving me little time for hobbies. Any truly free time I have is spent with my friends, or grabbing the occasional chance to have a completely lazy day and just kill time on here.

[andromedene]

First Name: David 
Age: 19 
Location: Virginia 
Job: Navy Aviation Line Maintenance 
Favorite Color: Purple 
Hobbies: Watching TV, Playing video games, reading, running, movies, relaxing with friends, cycling, eating junk food, and many more. 
Sports: Hockey and Soccer 

[Smiral]

No

[andromedene]

Smiral said
No

I don't think he knows what a role call is

[Seba]

First Name: Rebecca
Age: 17
Location: Virginia
Job: Student
Favorite Color: Purple
Hobbies: Watching TV, playing sims, reading, taking too many classes, public speaking, knitting, writing my own stories, playing with my dogs, talking with my friend
Sports: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[idlehands]

Flawless idea.

[Slingshot]

ImANargleHunter said
First Name: David Age: 19 Location: Virginia Job: Navy Aviation Line Maintenance Favorite Color: Purple Hobbies: Watching TV, Playing video games, reading, running, movies, relaxing with friends, cycling, eating junk food, and many more. Sports: Hockey and Soccer 

Bro, we should hang out some time!

[Kay]

First name: Kay
Age: 20
Gender: Female
Location: California
Job: Just quit my job. I was a nurses aid.
Favorite color: Pink and Red
Hobbies: This, duh. Also food. Cats. Long walks. Volunteering. Photography. Art.
Sports: Basketball (New York Knicks)

[andromedene]

Slingshot said
Bro, we should hang out some time!

I lied, I'm not a nineteen year old boy. I'm a two hundred year old tree.

[stark]

ImANargleHunter said
I lied, I'm not a nineteen year old boy. I'm a two hundred year old tree.

Plot twist -- Nargle turns out to be an Ent.

[NotAMouse]

Sherlock Holmes said
Plot twist -- Nargle turns out to be an Ent.

That escalated hastily.

[Kay]

Taaj I am in love with your signature. That's all.

[Dervish]

First Name: Fernando
Age: 58
Location: Zimbabwe
Job: Executioner/ Janitor
Favorite Color: Black. Like my soul.
Hobbies: Cutting off traitor's heads, ejaculating fire, cleaning neglected washrooms, breast feeding honey badgers.
Sports: Knitting.

[Slingshot]

Dervish, is that a Demonata reference?

[idlehands]

Taaj said
That escalated hastily.

[Dervish]

Slingshot said
Dervish, is that a Demonata reference?

A what?

[BrobyDDark]

Name: Broby
Age: 15
Job: Rustling Jimmies
Hobbies: Video Games, writing stories, and kicking rustled Jimmies
Sports: Rustled Jimmies Ball.

[Smiral]

Slingshot said
Dervish, is that a Demonata reference?

no way

someone actually knows what the demonata is

you're a winner

[Drakel]

First Name: Drakel
Age: N/A
Location: CA
Job: [Data Expunged]
Favorite Color: Gold & Teal
Hobbies: Pillaging, hoarding gold, Video Games, Drawing and RPing
Sports: Exercise...