Spam Role Call!

[Captain Jordan]

First Name: Jordan
Age: 25
Location: Duluth, Minnesota
Job: Computer Science student at UMD
Favorite Color: Purple
Hobbies: Writing, enjoying good stories (via TV, movies, video games), collecting (and writing with) fountain pens, tinkering with technology
Sports: Just no.

[FortunesFaded]

First Name: Jake
Age: 17
Location: New Hampshire
Job: Student/I Take Work When I Can Get It
Favorite Color: Gold
Hobbies: TV, Video Games, Writing, Reading, Eating, Sleeping, wasting my life away looking at memes, more sleep
Sports: Track, Competitive Sleeping

[Goldmarble]

Drakel said
First Name: Drakel
Age: N/A
Location: CA
Job: [Data Expunged]
Favorite Color: Gold & Teal
Hobbies: Pillaging, hoarding gold, Video Games, Drawing and RPing
Sports: Exercise...

No. Stop hoarding Gold....

I don't like being hoarded!

[Mysticbluekitten]

First Name: Nicole
Age: 13
Location: UK
Job: Ain't nobody got time fo dat
Favorite Color: aqua
Hobbies: procrastinating on youtube
Sports: What is this sports you speak of?

I'm a hella lot younger than you guys.... OH WELL

[idlehands]

Goldmarble said
No. Stop hoarding Gold....I don't like being hoarded!

I'll hoard you.

[Shy]

idlehands said
I'll hoard you.

Down girl, down!

[FortunesFaded]

idlehands said
I'll hoard you.

I'm just gonna go ahead and start cataloguing all the things you've said that have made me laugh hysterically.

[K-97]

First Name: Patrick
Age: 24
Location: Manhattan, New York
Job: Investment Banking
Favorite Color: Red
Hobbies: Clubbing, Exercise, Fine Dining, Shopping and Music
Sports: Hunting

[Drakel]

idlehands said
I'll hoard you.

You gotta slay my dragon first princess.

[idlehands]

Drakel said
You gotta slay my dragon first princess. ;)

I need to start making a list and schedule of these things.

[K-97]

Drakel said
slay

If death is involved, I'm up for it.

[natsumehack]

First Name: Chrysalis
Age: ???
Location: Where ever the hive is located.
Job: Queen of the changelings.
Favorite Color: Green.
Hobbies: Feeding on friendship, ruling over my minions, Taking over Equestia, fan fiction writing.
Sports: What do I look like a nerd who answers stuff slingshots posts seriously?

[aza]

First Name: Swagmasta
Age: 420 (blaze it)
Location: pussay
Job: blazin' it up, gettin' laid
Favorite Color: dank
Hobbies: Being a straight ghetto nigga
Sports: Football ( go uhm.... broncos?)

Why did I make this post

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
First Name: ChrysalisAge: ???Location: Where ever the hive is located. Job: Queen of the changelings. Favorite Color: Green.Hobbies: Feeding on friendship, ruling over my minions, Taking over Equestia, fan fiction writing. Sports: What do I look like a nerd who answers stuff slingshots posts seriously?

[natsumehack]

Azarthes said
First Name: SwagmastaAge: 420 (blaze it)Location: pussayJob: blazin' it up, gettin' laid Favorite Color: dankHobbies: Being a straight ghetto niggaSports: Football ( go uhm.... broncos?)Why did I make this post

It was the pity in your heart for SS.

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said

Resisting urge to add to sig.

[Griever]

Azarthes said
First Name: SwagmastaAge: 420 (blaze it)Location: pussayJob: blazin' it up, gettin' laid Favorite Color: dankHobbies: Being a straight ghetto niggaSports: Football ( go uhm.... broncos?)Why did I make this post

copycat

[Fisk]

First Name: Jonas
Age: 17
Location: Canada (Alberta yay)
Job: Biology student/Part-time Musician
Favorite Color: Green
Hobbies: Videogames, writing, drawing, internet, collecting stuffed toys and whatnot.
Sports: Badminton, I guess. Only sport I play.

[Cpt Toellner]

First Name: Captain
Age: Irrelevant.
Location: Irrelevant
Job: Protector of the Realm, General of the Legion, Admiral of the Legion Fleets, Last Knight of Spam, Savior of the Oldfags, patron of a dead way, avenger of the banned, Watcher of the Lounge, son of death, husband of war, father of victory, and I will get my revenge, in this life or the next.
Favorite Color: Blood.
Hobbies: Slaying the unclean, purging the unworthy, liberating the just, being mean to people who are just trying to help, saving the galaxy from giant robots and monsters.
Sports: Your mothers.

[natsumehack]

Blitzkrieg said
First Name: CaptainAge: Irrelevant. Location: IrrelevantJob: Protector of the Realm, General of the Legion, Admiral of the Legion Fleets, Last Knight of Spam, Savior of the Oldfags, patron of a dead way, avenger of the banned, Watcher of the Lounge, son of death, husband of war, father of victory, and I will get my revenge, in this life or the next.Favorite Color: Blood.Hobbies: Slaying the unclean, purging the unworthy, liberating the just, being mean to people who are just trying to help, saving the galaxy from giant robots and monsters. Sports: Your mothers.

I have a feeling anything filled in for a answer but the words Captain, and Irrelevant, is completely false, and ego stroking.