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Pierce gripped the monster on the back, its skin much softer than he had anticipated, digging his finger's into the giant's rocky exterior. With a mighty tug, Pierce dropped to the ground, bringing the giant with him. Its legs flew up as Pierce's lowered. He was going to suplex a giant into the other giant! "SUPLEX CITY BITCH!" he let out his mighty battle cry. The ground gave underneath the immense weight that was both Pierce and the thing he was carrying. He had been buried almost knee deep. Pierce flexed his calves, the ground giving around them, dispersing outward and forming an 8-shaped crater around Pierce's body.

The giant was supported over Pierce. He dropped his own butt to the ground, lefting the giant off of himself. His intent was to throw the giant onto the other giant, believing they were made of the same thing and that they would both shatter.
Can't stump the Trump btw
I have a concept for a character named "Mister President", who is a personification of the United States of America, and the combined collective consciousness of every US citizen.
Abbot yes. Remove boat people.
The giants could shape shift! Surely, they must be capable of lasting a little bit longer than Pierce's last opponents. They went down in about four seconds. Pierce spread his legs out in preparation to squat, his arms held outward to catch the giants' pickaxe-hands. In each hand, Pierce grabbed one, the force of the impact minimal under the sheer durability that was Pierce's muscles. "HM!" he grunted proudly. His legs tensed as Pierce pushed upright and against the ground. As he did so, the ground collapsed under the sheer force that was Pierce's quads; a testament that he did not skip leg day. His arms pushed out, knocking those of the giants out and into each other.

"YOU BIG OLD PIECES OF SHIT AND YOUR FAT ASSES AIN'T GOT SHIT!" Pierce announced. The impressive pugilist sprinted between the two giants. And idea formed in his head. He was going to suplex the giants- no. He was going to suplex them into each other. With each powerful step, the ground depressed into boot-shaped hole. That is, each hole was in the actual shape of the whole of the actual boot, that someone could actually stick actual their foot into. Weaving between the giants and behind of of them, Pierce jumped upward, lifting himself through the power of his massive gains. His arms were outstretched. Pierce was floating in the air, suspended in it by his muscles, right behind a giant.

Pierce was right around the small of the giant's back, right where its waist was. His arms lay outstretched. Pierce flew into the giant, hands first in attempt to grab it. He was going to take the ugly thing down town- down town of Suplex City.
As I've said before: I'm not really keeping track of arena current events. What's this invasion thing?
@Nafear Hey dude, I'm trying to wrap my head around exactly what you're trying to do.

Let me start by saying that you don't need to consistently write two-three paragraphs every time or even match my content. I'm sure everybody else does, but I don't mind your writing being more terse if that makes it more readable.
I think our guys got better writing quality. Though I think the dude I'm fighting probably isn't from a primarily English speaking country, and his spell-check probably corrects for Swedish or something.
The battlefield suddenly shook. A strong, ominous wind whistled between the massive stone pillars as they coalesced into a single swirling mass atop a 30 foot pillar. The silhouette of a hulking, muscular form appeared as the gust dispersed. It was vaguely human, if one could even call such a thing human. It was bent over at first, but slowly stood upright, flexing its powerful muscles. As it did, the entire structure collapsed. The silhouette stood, unfazed by the falling tower. He stepped out of the dust in a slow, dramatic manner. In spite of having come out from a collapsed structure, he was completely clean. Pierce's body rippled with muscle. Light glistened off his shiny, sweaty exterior. He reached his hands to his face, removing his sun glasses.

Unfortunately for Pierce, as he rook off his glasses, he had nothing to look at but two ugly metal mugs staring right at him. He could not stand for this. "Oh hell no." Pierce growled in a low, grumbling tone. "HEY!" Pierce shouted in a fit of rage out to the two giants. "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM, BUT NOW I'M HERE, SO THIS SHIT IS MINE NOW." He stuck a foot out, pumped his muscles, and posed. "HELL YEAH!" he boasted, crushing his sunglasses in one hand. The big poppa broke out of his pose and stormed toward the giants, the ground depressing with each step. "YOU TWO ARE GOING DOWN" he proclaimed.
Posting my character for ease of reference

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