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Hunger Games - Let no Fool be Unfooled

Little Pip Starts a fire, Stronk Chin puts his out. We're nearing the end of the line and the field is thinning out. If you haven't, now may be a safe time to lay out your bets.

Funny Valentine is the first to die in the new cycle, killed by Skrillex's bow. Le Mao cuddles with Costanza. Cat Snake, forgiving Bender for his theft holds his hand as they look out to the coming day.



In a twist of trickery, Cat Snake kills Costanza. Skrillez seizes Bender's Means of Production and makes off with his entire camp. And Le Mao kills the only other Chinese person in the games.

Little Pip meanwhile makes a fashionable tropical hat.

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace

Hunger Games - Let no Fool be Unfooled

As night settled on the arena, the ghost of Rick and Morty come before the Blowup Sex Doll and inform her of her future from the very threads of fate themselves. Before the pair leave, Costanza is the last to see them for the night.

Bender gets nostalgic and a mighty but non-lethal fight ensues between Cat Snake, Mahz, Little Pip, and Skrillex over Cat Snake's fire. Cat Snake wins.

Wade Wilson and Putin cross paths and for the night they reluctantly agrees to a truce.

Funny Valentine then makes room for Turkish Gollum.



The Cornucopia is refilled with some useless shit, and Bender is the first to respond to the call and steal Cat Snake's shit. Skrillez might've gone, but he's a pussy so he keeps the fuck away. Cunt.

Costanza gets an over-sized battle ax from the cornucopia. Le Mao - taking advantage of two island's worth of support and Putin having given up on the Cornucopia - declares it his property, but can not defend it; much like Putin.

Wade Wilson gets murdered by a small, talking, magical horse.

In a turn around, Gollum proves himself a god killer and using those military grade weapons he retrieved from the cave he kills Putin and Mahz in one blast. The Blow Up Sex Doll is finally popped in an unrelated incident.



Those who kill gods can not be left to live, and so Gollum is mobbed and murdered. Watching, or rather hearing the lynching take place makes Stronk Chin nauseous and he vomits in the bushes. I like to think of this as being immediately after the Feast.

With blood on her hooves Little Pip thinks about home, an Equestrian Wasteland where she might as well be swimming in it at this point.

Skrillex murders Abradolf, who was begging to actually live.

Tell a story, five words at a time!

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Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

Hunger Games - Let no Fool be Unfooled

Lewdness. Cat Snake and Arkaquivel make love under the starry night sky, and Abradolf and Putin lewdly cuddle. Mahz and Hegel have sex, but it was really a ploy by Mahz to lure Hegel close enough to kill him. Skrillex, like Wade, approaches the blow up sex doll and has awkward sex with her, as it seems to be natural.

Those who are not having sex clearly are doing other things. Gumshoos stumbles on a cave, which is the home of the Communist wizard Posadas and for the night Gumshoos is taught about why nuclear Armageddon is the only real revolutionary tool left, and how aliens will come bringing advanced technology and concepts to make achieving socialism easier. Gollum wants to die, and approaches Mao of the Two Islands, asking to be killed; Mao refuses, keeping him alive as his own joke.

In the legacy that is Broby, a fire is seen. But Broby stays hidden. Whoever's fire it is though it is not Little Pip's.

Monsieur Cheeks carves memes into the trees.



Little Pip follows Narmer and Hegel in training venomous snakes as weapons. She is now only a little better equipped to deal with the trials ahead. Though without luck so far, she hasn't killed many in a while. Valentine on the other hand manages to kill Arkaquiavel with a trap.

Broby's fire-paranoia hasn't translated into safety today. Costanza, Gollum, the sex doll, and Skrillex descend upon the eternal Champion and tear him limb from limb, and remove his intestines. A battle also ensues between Stronk Chin and Le Mao versus Marcos and Gumshoos. Using Mao's island assets the pair is able to defeat Gumshoos and the Subcommandante.

Putin is able to scare an already fragile Wade Wilson off, and he scrambles for the woods. But at least he didn't encounter the terrible sight of Abradolf in a Minion outfit.

Monsieur Cheeks meanwhile just leaves the games. This counts as a death.

Mahz approaches Bender for sex. But Bender is a God and he knows what he did with the terrifying Hegel. Bender keeps his distance and rejects him.

Hunger Games - Let no Fool be Unfooled

With the sun dropping, so does the WiFi. Bender would have lit a fire, but at this moment in time the WiFi dropped and he can't access WikiHow in order to read about how to even start a fire. Frustrated, he will sleep cold.

Le Mao recieves some clean water that may or may not have been from his island.

Rick and Morty it seems is a restless spirit. Continuing their ghostly circuit through the arena they cross Funny Valentine's path. He takes it as an omen, and sees the ghosts off as Pip and Stirner partner up for the night.

Marcus and Abradolf have had quiet enough with RNG in these games and take out their anger on the spirit of RNG in these games. Working together they both take one half of Snake Eyes and drown the dice spirit in the coldest lake they can find until they stop rolling. Perhaps now with the tributes being liberated from random number generation they can actual survive these games on their own merits and not circumstance.

But what am I saying, of course not. There is no merit here!

Rick and Morty aren't exactly done with the night, and after meeting with Funny Valentine they approach Gollum and deliver him omens for the future. Whether this is a thing of terror or not is purely up to Gollum and we may never know.

The Jews though are dead. The entire Jewish population suffering fatal brain aneurysms and leaving the Isrealite state up to grab for the Palestinians. Also I suppose the Alt-Right have lost the people they love to blame for everything.



Pip begins her day confused when a tribute gives her a keyboard. Stirner having gone off into the forest when morning awoke won't be able to help the pone. Pip only has two hooves to use on the keyboard, and each hoof is the size of a melon! I suppose she does have magic, but she still needs a computer.

Hegel follows the former Pharaoh and trains a snake. He's playing with the big kids now.

Abradolf contracts an STD and dies, from what who knows. Maybe Catchamber can tell us.

Gumshoos leaves behind unmistable tracks, and the blood thirsty Broby finds them.

Skrillex found himself on the wrong side of an Anarchist's temper, so he runs. He gets away, but he suffers an injured ankle. This turns Monsieur Cheeks on, and he furiously masturbates in the nearby bushes.

Wade Wilson has to clean his hair after a night of begging to die. He finds a crystal clear river and gets to work.

Le Mao it seems just can not keep away from those islands. Being already uncontested in island conquest he again sets to the seas and invades another Not-Taiwan. At this rate, the real loser of these games will be independent island polities.

Jennifer Lawrence is sacrificed to Bender, by Bender. So it came to be. Praise be to Bender!

Stirner's ego finally breaks, and finding nothing to live for he commits suicide.

A truly terrible sight for these games would be a naked middle-aged white man. Unfortunately we get just this by way of Costanza.

Putin obtains a catch-phrase, and Arkaquiavel reprises his own.

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