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18 days ago
Current If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.
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19 days ago
IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.
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27 days ago
Where's a whip, there's a way!
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2 mos ago
I don't know where to even start when it comes to just how ruined my weekend has just become.
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2 mos ago
Having jaw ache due to a lymphatic node swelling ain't fun.
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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...and the skeletal death reached out with his fragile hand towards the band of brave warriors and said with his shaky voice: "C'mon! Pick me up! I'm phat l00t!"

(Just joking: I'm sure the phat lootz will be shampoo, towels and as much dragon blood as our characters can use to wash themselves with without becoming invulnerable.)
@Eyeris To which of the groups inside the HQ does Vaughtar currently belong to ? I've been a horribly lazy poster here the last few weeks :/
Vyzel had had his time to inspect The Warped Nail. That included counting the leaks in the ceiling which were betraying themselves by letting water go through in large driplets here and there. The discolored wooden floor told a story about the longevity of the situation, but nontheless the slayer found himself hungry and thirsty enough to dare and try out what the tavern had to offer. After all the good thing about a warm meal was that warmth had no real quality. It either was there or it was not there.

It happened so that an impressively large plate was standing by for the man to pick the next spoon full of soup out of it. It was accompanied by a mug of beer, but Vyzel could already tell that it was a rather weak beverage of which he'd need a very large lot to impair his capability of concentrating. He had no intentions to try it out though, the situation at hand was much too grave for this. While he was sitting here and waiting, that dragon -- if it really existed -- could already be busy making the task of finding and killing him a lot more difficult than he imagined it already to be. He was suffering from a complete lack of experience with regard to this business and that made him even more tensed up because... What amount of knowledge would his future partner bring with her ? Would she know so much more about dragons that he'd completely embarrass himself even before they got underway ? Vyzel knew that she was a Sylvari -- one of the people who had the privilege of starting into their lives with a given purpose even if it was only some kind of dream. Yet the slayer caught his drifting thoughts in time for not delving too deeply into the subject and slipping away from here and now.

The door was opened, someone was coming in. Vyzel had never had a chance to see Eliza La Chev beforehand, but several aspects about her told him immediately that she had to be it: She was a Sylvari. Her equipment appeared to be of extraordinary quality (though... what did he know about necromancy ?) and she appeared to know whom she was looking for herself since she didn't hesitate much to find her way into his rather lonely corner. She sat down so silently that Vyzel had to smile. His chair continued to protest against a load way beyond its original design limits with every move he made and so did now as he was offering her his open hand.

"Welcome to Muria. I'm Vyzel, Order of Whispers." As if to underline the name of his employer, Vyzel spoke out things very lowly. What they were about to discuss was of no concern to anyone else around here. So he leaned forwards and let the table support his massive elbows while looking at his soup. It wasn't disinterest. It was a facade meant to distract the other he hoped she'd immediately recognize as such. However... it did also move himself a bit out of the way of her cold breath. It was spooky for him despite the fact that he'd been given an advance warning about her being a necromancer. Sitting right next to one, especially such a powerful one, was a story of its own. "I've got enough supplies with me that it should suffice for both of us, just in case your journey was too long to bring many things along from your own homeland. Also there's a spare horse you can use if you want. So... where do we start ?" It was a question deliberately kept vague. He wouldn't admit it, but perhaps Eliza would reveal how much she knew about dragons by herself this way.
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Which half gets dirty? Right or left, up or... Oh... I didn't think of that... Oh dear


The inside half. The outside half remains completely intact. Or no... wait... that too could result in the same embarrassing situation you're probably referring to.

Okay. I'd say let's introduce a new alias for An-Hasst: Two-Face! One side's clean like Legolas, the other one's filthy like Aragorn!
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Wouldn't surprise me. You see how Aragorn gets so filthy in The Battle for Helms Deep? Quite the contrast to goldilocks Legolas who seems to be positively glowing throughout.

To be honest, that would be really handy to an adventurer, with the heavy travelling and often dank environments they find themselves in


That could have been a subtle case of plot armor. Maybe they were convinced that Legolas was more important in that movie than Aragorn so they gave him more of that.

I doubt that the same thing would apply to my half-elf. Or maybe he just gets half-dirty
Since our party has been going on for quite a while now and I can't remember any swamp that can be called 'rejuvenating' in terms of bodily cleanliness I'd suspect that none of our characters currently is hard to find using olfactoric tracking devices (codename 'N.O.S.E').

Given that An-Hasst has ventured particularly deep into said oasis of destilled water polluted by the world's most advanced washing powder due to absolutely no ground pressure under his feet, I'd even go as far to say that he currntly might smell rather exquisitly beneath his thick armor. Unless there are some additional unknown variables caused by elvish blood that add some degree of auto-maintenance to his skin.
@Darkraven I think I speak for the majority, if not even everyone of us, by stating that you have enjoyed a very great deal of patience and politeness especially from our GM, but also from the rest of the crew. Be it claiming that basically none of us would have enjoyed good education but instead be a bunch of people who can't do better than talking maliciously about each other in secrecy without addressing the person being referred to directly without any evidence (did it cross your mind that the words 'do it in privacy and not in the OOC' might have been meant in a way that you shall talk WITH the person in PMs, not about that person with other persons ?) or basking yourself in glory for how innovative ways of character creation you know about (irony on! While it happens that you're the one for whom a human character apparently wasn't sufficient enough so you went for a more than 2000 year old powerful demon pretending to be one, irony off!) while harassing other people and not making any visible attempt for an apology while going for a ton of public shittalk.

And yet you keep going...

If you conntinue to do this I'll see myself forced to express my player's desire for you leaving this RP immediately, either voluntarily of by force. For a reference about the scope of 'this' check the first paragraph of this post or an arbitrary paragraph of your last couple of posts. You know what I mean!
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You're taking too much credit for yourself. It's obvious that I'd singlehandedly scared him off.

Way I see it though, we didn't lose much. That guy views frickin' human beings as boring despite it being shown countless times that humans work. As a result, he'd be very limited not just in character creation. And when I brought it up he throws a hissy fit and stomps off? Not a trait I'd want in a fellow role player.

Sure, I wasn't being very flattering, but c'mon, I have no idea how else to say it - I'd even tried previously to show the amazing things you can do with normal people. In any case, he needed a wake up call. The truth stings, even when it's given out with the best of intentions.

If you think I'm harsh, others would have thrown him right out and showered him with salty vitriol and vulgarity. I was being kind when I went with the metaphorical euphemism.

But that's never enough isn't it? People just want to hear what they want to hear. That everything is fine and dandy and they're perfect.

In any case, I got my suitcase and hat at the ready in case I got kicked out for this. Won't be the first time. I'm a Raven for a reason. Caw!


*just shakes his head in disbelief*
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