Frizan is a Contest Moderator.

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4 yrs ago
I DON'T LIKE'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRICKIN' 1X1 SECTION LEWD.
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4 yrs ago
Oi JOSUKE, I logged on to my personal desktop computation device and went to ROLEPLAYERGUILDDOTCOM, now I'm trapped in the one-times-one section! Ain't that wacky?
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4 yrs ago
I didn't steal your meme, I colonized it.
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4 yrs ago
Rush RPG, cyka blyat
4 yrs ago
John Table. The man. The myth. The furniture.
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Funniest comedic moment? For me, it's a small one, but I still remember it well. It was Raeyln's cynical monologue about the base inner workings of man, and how it overcame the odds through sheer stupid luck to become a dominant species above other animals. It's funny because, well, it's all true. All of humanity is just a happy little accident on the canvas of the universe.

I'll be updating this post for my other nominations as they come to me.
Are you bad enough dudes to do that?




We're bad enough dudes to tell other people how NOT bad enough dudes they are.
Guess who has been hard at work for the past few hours? This guy.

So, since the Guild likes to go down a lot, and Guildfall taught us that it can go down for quite a long time, I've taken it upon myself to archive Fruits of Contention. I've started a Gmail account specifically for the job, and the account's Google Drive serves as this roleplay's "library".

So far I've archived the raw text of: everyone's characters; the OPs of the IC, OOC, and Character tabs; the World Information post; the character sheet and character-building references(equipment limitations, skills and weaknesses, and guidelines); the summary, and the first two pages of IC posts(forty posts in total...was not the most exciting thing in the world). I'm also saving snapshots of the IC pages through the use of archive.is, just so we have both the raw version and the final product of each post.

For now I'm going to put archiving the OOC on the backburner, because that's 4k+ posts and lolfuckthatshit.

Consider this my(very) belated birthday present to all of you guys and Fruits of Contention.

Working on my collab at long last, please save the witch hunt till later.


Witches? Where!? I must see to this heresy at once!
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So?




I'M NOT DEAD!

So uh, in the flurry of things I had to attend to in the past week I kinda...forgot about this whole "I'm the summarization guy" thing. I remember now, though!



On a side note: Fuck, Hider tags are finicky little shits.

EDIT:

Just realized I forgot to tag the person the summary was meant for.

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Er, hello.

If you're still accepting, I'd love to join (in fact I more or less registered for it).

I'll read the first page in its entirety tonight, but is there anything beyond that I need to know? (e.g. where the plot is.)


Hello there, and welcome! I'll be updating my Summary word doc in a little bit, then I can slap it all in a hider for you to peruse as you wish. It's a little long, though I'd assume one would prefer anything over reading the literal entire timeline of this RP's post history.
Merry Chriskwanzuka

I am apathetic to all of your company equally

Don't slide on ice and break all of your bones, that's the most important thing.
It's short, like Sagax's attention span, buuuuuuuuuuut I feel like I made the best out of what I had.

I told ya I'd get it done, ye bunch'o knobends
Sagax tip-toed curiously, but cautiously, around the fallen Centurion. It still hummed and its eyes yet glowed, but it didn't move an inch. The inquisitive Imperial nearly had a heart-attack when a mass of steam spewed out of a loose valve after prodding the massive shoulder of the automaton with the tip of his blade. Deciding that perhaps he should leave the two-story, hammer-handed machine alone, Sagax hurried off to see what everyone else was doing. When he caught up to Niernen, Sadri and the others, the Ashlander leader was writhing on the floor near a pool of his own sick, the other warriors had been subdued, and the armory door was wide open. The ballistae were certainly something else indeed; they looked like massive crossbows, mounted to large, wheeled carts. Sagax could only imagine what they could do to a Kamal, or one of their ships. Surrounding the ballistae were some less impressive but still valuable arms, ranging from daggers to a quiver of dwarven arrows.

"Hm...I've heared Dwarven instruments shred flesh and hide like butter. I think I know someone who would appreciate one of these..." Taking one of the daggers, Sagax tucked it away in his bag. He refrained from taking one for himself, as he was already equipped with everything he needed. No reason to grab more than he could make use of.

"Sagax!"

Turning to face whoever was calling to him, he saw Edith, standing next to the disarmed Ashlanders, beckoning him over. Pulling back his hood, Sagax made his way over, wondering what she wanted with him.

"We need to get these ballistae out of here, and if it wasn't obvious from their size and the fact they're made of metal: they're heavy. We're going to need a bit of help moving them, but thankfully, we've got plenty." She said, nodding to the Ashlanders. "I want you to give me a hand directing them."

"Yes ma'am." With Sagax's response, Edith signaled for the Ashlanders to stand, and lead them to the ballistae. Before long, they were all ready to cart the weapons out of the ruin, which was no quieter, even with the defeat of the Centurion. The creaking of the carts' wheels could barely be heard over the sound of whirring machinery and the passing of steam through overhead pipes. Sagax would be very happy to be out of that place, because while he didn't mind noise, it was a different noise than that of a crowded city. The noise in the ruin gave him a headache, and the constant steam in the air made him sweat horribly. How in the world did the Dwemer tolerate those kinds of conditions? He really couldn't blame them for going somewhere else.
Such virtue, such bravery! Orintur was not the last to offer aid, and he nodded respectfully to each new volunteer. With such a force, the hellspawn on the streets outside stood no chance, and their garrisoned brethren within the Oblivion gate would not see any greater success. As soon as the door opened, Orintur stepped out of the chapel and on to the scorched roads of Kvatch. Though his helmet's face plate obscured his vision somewhat, the Elf could make out several immediate foes. When the mages summoned more of the lower hell-beasts known as Scamps, Orintur knew exactly who he would dispatch first.

"For Empire and Emperor, and for the glory of the Divines, you will die here, you accursed devils!" Bellowing with zealous rage, Orintur charged the nearest mage with the force of a stampede, stomping on the toes of a Scamp in the process. When the Churl slung a fireball in his direction, Orintur braced his left shoulder, letting it take the brunt of the attack. While it still burned, it was not of the intensity that he experienced years ago when facing the warlock that haunted the roads of Chorrol, and for that he was grateful. With his hammer in prime position to strike, Orintur let forth another bellow as he sent the heavy head of steel crashing down on the shoulder of his foe. The paladin was not satisfied with merely disabling the mage, however. Standing over the Churl, Orintur held his warhammer aloft and sent it down once more with great force, straight into its chest. Blood spewed forth from the Daedra's mouth and the bones within its bosom cracked and shattered, ending its miserable and heretical existence. Its death was quick and not entirely without mercy, and so Orintur viewed his actions as justified. Pacifism was a fruitless, even if noble, endeavor, and there would always need to be someone willing to take up arms and drive away the villains and heretics that sought to harm and destroy the innocent. At that moment, he was that someone.

Turning around to find another enemy, Orintur caught the Scamp he ran over trying to sneakily hop away. The Elf and beast made eye contact for a few moments, and after shifting its eyes about trying to find an escape route, the Scamp began hopping away again...just at a slightly faster pace than before. Striding across the stone street, Orintur was easily able to reach the Scamp, even with its...speedy getaway. Once in range, Orintur sent the hell-beast sprawling across the ground with a sideways blow to its head. He took the heavy bleeding and motionlessness as confirmation that the Scamp was, indeed, dead. Speaking of blood, it was all over his armor...the paladin made a mental note to polish his gear later, especially his chest plate. Sweeping his eyes back towards where his new compatriots were, he was pleased to see that they were all handling themselves quite nicely. The young man and his faithful hound made short and impressive work of a few Scamps and a Clannfear; Orintur would be sure to commend them on their fighting prowess after their party had closed the gate. Which they would, obviously! It was just, well...they had to get in, first.
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