Gandalf

KUNAI WITH CHAIN

My sensei only uses samurai swords and ninja knives

@Darcs

The way he ferociously cuts into that bottle of Diet Coke. You know he takes pride in that double chin, and he is NEVER going to diet again. Not after that girl hit on him, no he is determined to save his virginity for senpai.

For 300 million dollars...

Who wants to take bets -- how long before at least half of those little shits wind up in the ocean, strangling whales or whatever

@mdk

Or perhaps how long before that black plastic melts in the sun and poisons the water supply. Probably not though. They must have made them with a heat resistant polymer.

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

b

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

@Bunnita I figured out it was dry air and alcomahol thinning my blood. The other stuff was just stimulants.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

The blood has made a puddle on my coffee table...Why am I still typing?

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

50 My nose is bleeding, is that something xtc does?

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

53

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

I'm honestly kind of surprised myself. Didn't I would be coherent either,but here I am. Now is that number 22 or 55?

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

D

Fallout: Den of Thieves

Refer to my little quote slot thingy for a clever fallout quote.