Keyguyperson

It's V day, time to go to the 1 x 1 part of the forum

I'm hiking down to the Amazon to harvest cacao beans by sneaking into corporate farms, then bringing them back here to make into chocolate (using shoplifted ingredients of course) using a stove I built myself. Because I'm basically a lifestylist.

Borgies pls go

@Arkaquiavel Actually, if North Korea tried anything of major importance China would probably blitz them and just set up another opressive puppet government in the region. China wants a buffer state, not the whole peninsula. During the big showdown where it looked like the cease-fire might be broken last year, China stationed mobile forces on their border with North Korea in what appeared to be preparation for an attack. For all we know, that might have been enough to make them stand down. It really boils down to whether or not China wants to deal with beating back American attacks, occupying a heavily populated and vehemently independent South Korea, and risking the possibility of the total destruction of Earth's entire biosphere.

The 'Explain The Appeal Of......' Thread

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no u

@ClocktowerEchos

I'm gonna actually be serious here: I really don't think there's an explanation beyond the one I already gave earlier. It's all connected to the recession's impact on culture, and the seemingly ever-approaching threat of a full-on cyberpunk dystopia.

Borgies pls go

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Elon Musk? Ew.

You really think I'm cool with the idea of skyscraper sized space dildos that shit out methane?

@catchamber

The alternative being antigravity?

_{As much as I hate him for turning space into a commodity, I do love me some space dildos}

The 'Explain The Appeal Of......' Thread

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Yes

@ClocktowerEchos

Well you really shouldn't.

Borgies pls go

@catchamber
Something something techbros something something Glorious Holy God-Emperor For Life Elon Musk.

The 'Explain The Appeal Of......' Thread

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One with less communism plz

@ClocktowerEchos

Do you honestly expect me to write a non-marxist analysis of ironic memes?

The 'Explain The Appeal Of......' Thread

@ClocktowerEchosDidn't I already explain this one? I had an analysis of modern memes on the basis of economic and material conditions through the lens of the class divide.

Borgies pls go

@catchamberI'm just asking how to uphold the pillar of communism that is senseless mass murder during a period of net population growth.

Borgies pls go

Hold up, did I just start a discussion on the nature of the fucking universe because I got a little bit too zesty with exaggerations at 3 AM?

Well let's get back to the 100% accurate basics of communism: What's the easiest way to commit mass murder without any motive?