“Looks who’s back, back again. Looks who’s back, back again…” -Jack

“Oh I have another one too.” -Jack

“Will the real Handsome Jack, please stand up, please stand up.
Will the real Handsome Jack, please stand up, please stand up.” -Jack

“Yeah I am not actually dead you know. Did you really think I would die that easily? I mean come on, I run Hyperion and they invented the U-Stations and do you know what that means? What no……. GOD is everyone on this planet inbred that they can’t walk, read or even say their own names.” -Jack

[Claptrap screams in back like little girl]

“Things are going to get real nasty real quick; I bet you wish the U-stations were not here now do you. Hahahahahaha……. Dude I am awesome.” -Jack

“Hey is that handsome Jack? Kill the son of a bitch” –Marcus

“(Gun being reloaded noise) Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack” –Tiny Tina

“Don’t forget about me sugar!” –Moxxie

“Hell no, that son of a ****h is not walking free…. Brick, Mordecai.” -Lillth

(20 minutes later, one billion guns and a fist pointing at Jack)

(Gun and punching Sounds)

“Alright he is dead, high five for all of you.” -Claptrap

“God who invited him?” –Marcus

“I know I didn't I was too busy looking over that robot spooning with that bandit. CATCH A RIDE!” –Scooter

“Is that a Bullymong, ahahahahaha” – Claptrap

“Jolly good, with him out of the way we can begin” – Sir Hammerlock

“Thanks for not saving me, anyway there is a plot on this echo device, let’s hear it.” –Claptrap

“Oh god, here we go” –Sir Hammerlock

“Echo Device corrupted…….” –Womans Voice

“Nooooooooo now we will never know the contents of this echo device, darn. Well....... Yeah ” –Claptrap

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There is a plot, but all that will happen when we get enough interest. Basically this will be a Borderlands 3 RP. If you are interested say something Borderlands like. Maybe the idea of making your own class will draw you in or for the weirdo's Claptrap in a bikini [Background Scream]
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"Right now, you may be asking yourself. 'why does he do it? Why is Handsome Jack drilling this planet dry? Why am I a little S***stain on this amazing Hyperion carpet?' Well, I can give you the answer to the first two. BECAUSE I CAN."

cl4p-tp: Behold... the power of the Dubstep gun! Wub wub wub wub. Wuh...? What do you mean that's from Saint's Row? I'll have you killed. Now where's my minion?

Prepare for Super Ultra Borderlands 3: Arcade Remix Hyper Edition EX Alpha Plus !!!

So nobody other then above wants to hurl insults at jack, get confusing comments from Tiny Tina and see the tiny robot get abuse and say stupid shit?

"MInion go find me some more minions, ones that are less ugly then you but also ones who will not be jealous of my good looks that will cause them to cut my face-plate off at the dead of night and wear it like a bloody mask. Oh and they must work for peanuts...... I knew I should not ordered that much." -Claptrap

I'm game for hunting down jack and kicking around Claptrap, but when I was reading this for the first time, I just got the idea to post that, and it seemed to work well for Jack's character.

So... Are we doing this or not?

I think, note the supposition, that Cyanide was hoping for four to five participants. *bleah*