"Kindergarten, a vast canyon filled wit a shitload of holez is carved from tha facez of rocks; these is referred ta as tha "birthplaces" of nuff Gems fo' realz. All over tha Ghetto is places like fuckin these,they is mostly unfinished n' forgotten while others is still straight-up much standin as if a cold-ass lil constant reminder of what tha fuck lead ta tha eventz of tha Gem Battle n' tha mistakes dat was made by HomeGhetto Gems. Not all of tha gems made up in these places was mistakes but most of dem was corrupted, unable ta take aiiight form n' forced tha fuck into monstrous form wit only base thought as far as mah playas could tell. If tha corrupted gems weren't wack enough, tha process ta create these gems took tha nutrients from tha Earth, cappin' tha hood slowly n' leadin ta one outcome if not stopped.

Rose Quartz, tha one dat saw beauty up in every last muthafuckin thang was enthralled wit Ghetto n' wished ta protect it from bein miss used. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch banded together wit her playaz n' allies ta start a rebellion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They fought hard ta protect dis ghetto from tha HomeGhetto Gems, tha battlez intense n' nuff gems destroyed from both sides. In tha end, Rose Quarts n' three of her closest playaz was tha only ones left of tha rebellion dat be known as tha Crystal Gems. Da only ones left on Ghetto n' now outcastz of they legit home. Da Ghetto was now they home n' they felt reasonable ta clean up tha mess dat tha HomeGhetto had left behind n' continue they mission.

Little would Rose n' tha others know dat not all tha gems from tha Kindergarten had awoken fo' tha Gem War. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. They still sat, formin or even just stayin up in they gems n' refusin ta project a funky-ass body. Others hid or stayed up in there holes, bustin a cold-ass lil chizzle not ta be a part up in tha War. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it wouldn't be long before they popped tha fuck into existence or was tempted ta form as tha HomeGhetto gems started pokin round up in tha Kindergarten once mo' n' mo' n' mo'.

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