1.) Spencer drives everyone five inches of their death in the family jeep, announces they'll be back at camp within 10 minutes.

2.) Ved tells him to slow down because Ved's riding on the outside like a badass and getting nauseous, narrates his ability to run along the side of the vehicle and ponders whether the others assume he's an AI.

3.) Cash is reading outdated conspiracy theories about non-consenting transgendered peoples in a porn mag, asks Amber if she disproves of his ~weathered~ ~gruff~ ~perverted~ behavior.

4.) Spence to Ved: "Slow down my fucking ass!" Nearly crashes the jeep while driving down hill, arrives at camp. He takes the magazine from Cash because he doesn't want an argument to break out between Cash/Amber.

5.) Punch didn't do well on the car ride, having no prior experience with them. Asks Cash why the women in the magazine were dressed "like that".

6.) Cash is annoyed at Spence for taking his porn away. He grabs another from beside his tent, gives it to him, and tells Punch they're models and that he's curious he should read them, then remembers that Punch can't read.

7.) Spence tells Punch not to read them because they're rated X, says he could've pulled a lawsuit a few years ago. Loses his mind for a bit, ends up singing about "Jess! The porn star! She gonna go far, that little porn star!"

8.) Ved smacks Spence upside the head, calls him a little shit (friendly manner), retreats to his tent to charge himself via solar panels in his chest. Asks the others if he could get a cigarette off of one of them, reveals that he's out of tobacco.

9.) Yuki leaves the jeep for the tents, expressing her annoyance with the males of her group in one word: "Men!" Sits down.

10.) Punch flips through the porn Cash handed him, simultaneously confirms Cash's suspicions and appeases Spence's concerns with "I can't read." Becomes enamored with one of the models and asks Cash if he could borrow the magazine for "reading".

11.) Cash assumes Spence is tripping balls. Confused as to how to explain ~~~that~~~ to Punch. Goes over his options: Jess wasn't a biology teacher, Spence couldn't, would let Ved do it but reveals his dislike for the Merc (calls him a "soldier bitch"). Gives Punch the mag and ruffles his hair.

12.) Spence laughs, about to tell him it's inappropriate, stops, asks him if he can read it too ("For, um, checking if it's appropriate?") Asks Cash if he has more of those "types of publication" for purely rhetorical reasons, I'm sure.

13.) Punch pulls his head away from the touch and thanks Cash, reveals that he dislikes being touched and being "bookended" by others, namely adults. Sarcastically asks if the model he likes is appropriate.

14.) Cash tells Spence the porn is under the drugs in the trunk (???). Tells Punch to put the mag away before "the girls take it".

15.) Ved, still without a cigarette, leaves his tent and vocalizes this problem. Takes the mag from Punch, looks it over, and hands it back. Makes a snarky comment about "dirty socks", reveals protective, self-sacrificing feelings for the group.

16.) Punch basically assumes that if the girls are lesbians, they can just ask for the mag. Skeptical of Cash's hiding methods. Blushes as Ved's snark and assures him there will be no dirty socks.

17.) BEST GIRL MAKES HER GRAND ENTRANCE AMEN //hold on this one will be long

18.) Cash claims he only makes lewd comments to women five years his younger+, this is a lie, leaves to check the mall for supplies. Reveals that it used to be an old camp that was overrun by animals and that he scouts it every so often. Recognizes his old Cadillac and found the keys still in it, returns to camp.

19.) Ved crouches down next to Punch and tells him that they're going to have a talk later, reminisces about his own boyhood "talk".

20.) (Man, I was really going for the even 10's, wasn't I?) Sucker asks what the talk's supposed to be about, puts the porn away, asks Ved if he'd done anything that would elicit a conversation.

21.) Ved's reply? "You started becoming a man." Ponders affectionate sentiment towards Punch. Offers Yuki help with the jeep, explains that he's worked with tank engines before.

22.) Yuki laughs at the shenanigans with the porn mag, and agrees to what Amber requests. She goes to the jeep, hears Ved's offer, then begins rambling about how engines work. She stops herself and blushes. (aww)

23.) Ved laughs at her blush, checks the engine. He concludes that everything's cool and asks her to look it over.

24.) She does so, confirms that it's fine by nodding. Doesn't say anything because she doesn't want to ramble.

25.) Ved gives her an affectionate pat and leans against the jeep.

26.) Punch thinks about his place in the group and reveals that he feels a bit useless and is unsure of what to make of his relationships with some of them. Frustrated at his lack of formal education. He asks if there's anything he could do when he hears a vehicle approaching (Cash)

27.) Refer to 13: Spencer agrees that the model is "totally appropriate!" Runs to fetch his guitar for some campfire songs, ignores Amber's thoughts on his driving, hellbent on being the chauffeur even if he had to carve "I'll drive" into the hood with a chainsaw. He begins singing Two Princes before fading off and getting out a porn mag. (seriously?)

--I'll be finishing this when I get back I'm just busy

--If anyone has a problem with the way I'm portraying this I just couldn't care less

--If you want to use this for tracking, GM, I'm cool with that