Dude! Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude! Duude!
IHAVETOTELLYOUABOUTTHEMUFFINMAN!!
Sorry, but for real this happened to me at work and I wanted to die laughing.
So this dude, higher than a goddamn kite comes in the store and bought fifteen fucking muffins, okay. And as I'm putting them all in the bag I asked if he was feeding a small army, and serious as shit this guy tells me, "no, I'm the muffin man."
It didn't help that he was 4'11" and kinda reminded me of Lord Farquad from Shrek either.
Anyways... How has your day been?