*Starts Donald Trump Voice*
How dare these Canadians bring this over the border, they are bringing Chocolate Eggs, These Chocolate Eggs have prizes inside them. Now I understand that a possibility has it so that some of these Chocolate Eggs are good but how dare they, we need to build a wall between the United States and uhh, what country did this again, Canadia, yeah Canadia
If you elect me, Donald Trump as president then I promise to ship these illegal eggs back to the Warzone known as Canadia.

Link to Illegal Eggs: cbc.ca/radio/thisisthat/best-of-this-i..

I actually found some of these in a small store in south Missouri. And I bought the shit out of them.

Like, the chocolate was so-so, and I didn't need the toy, but finding illegal chocolate was novel enough that I had to buy them.

We have that shit all over the place in Denmark. You can even buy them at gas stations and everything. Every Easter, we throw them around like snowballs and eat so many of them that we get sick. Actually, pretty much every holiday in Denmark is about eating till you're sick and then drinking till you puke it back up.
Anyways...
So when my American friend came to visit, he bought like a billion of them and took them back to America.