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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Insculpo
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Its not interested.

I decide to throw a bone.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Camerch
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Welp, there goes my leg bone.

I challenge it to an arm wrestling competition.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by VarionusNW
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I realize that I have no arms or legs, only several thousand stumps.

I star in a documentary about being the "Several thousand stumped horror"
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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The documentary is given several academy awards.

I'm now living it big in Hollywood.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Insculpo
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Economic depression hit. You're out on the streets after a layoff.

I realize I was supposed to be in a labyrinth and am thankful there's no minotaur.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Snarfulblast
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Snarfulblast I'm a Dwarf! Ya bloody idjit.

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Minotaur appears and asks for change.

I give him what I have and walk away.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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He puts my hand on my shoulder and says I gave him chocolate coins instead of real coins.

The Minotaur knocks me the fuck out.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Sombrero
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Sombrero Master of the 9 Drunken Styles

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I wake up in a labyrinth bigger than the previous two laybyrinths... And sideways.
I attempt to reach the door on the ceiling.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Insculpo
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The door turns out to have a man eating monster inside who eats you. Instead of what you'd expect from being eaten alive, you end up somewhere else in the labyrinth instead.

I pray I never have to leave the labyrinth. I accept it, this labyrinth is my home forever.

I don't want to ever leave!

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I suddenly realize that's crazy talk. The whole point of my existence was to get out of this labyrinth!

I bang on all the walls.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Joegreenbeen
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As your fist gets closter to the wall, the space between you and the wall expands, and places you in purpetual motion.

Try to stop myself.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Insculpo
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You never stop.

I try to starve.
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