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*le GASP*
The Alaskan Dahmer!
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Jack the Stripper.
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OMG YOU TWO!!! -______-

xD

Trust me, if I was the Alaskan Dahmer, Cara would know. I mean, she IS an ex DEA agent ._.
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This is true.... ^^
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you WERE?

*hides all the paraphernalia*
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yup ;P
Worked for the department of defense in Germany.
in the education bureau.
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Was that why you had a stint as a teacher? Or were you already teaching before they hired you as a secret agent
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Yes.
XD
To both.

I taught a bit when I was in high school, summer school courses for kids and teachers aid as a middle schooler.
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oooh. You had corrupted minds early on, I see.
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I have, I have. *grin*

Also, for the record, the first thing I taught my niece to do when she was just learning things, was to put on sunglasses, stick out her thumb and go "Cool, duuuudes"
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xD well, it's loads better than teaching her a dirty word.

Meanwhile, in class today, I kept talking about phallic symbols. They keep looking at me weird.
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*starts humming the James Bond theme at the thought of Secret Agent Cara* xDDDDDD
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omg. teach me.
what phallic symbols?
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LoneSilverWolf said *starts humming the James Bond theme at the thought of Secret Agent Cara* xDDDDDD


Well, Cara did say she was very, very quiet.

Carantathraiel said what phallic symbos?


Ah, it was for this short story "The Summer Solstice" by one of our National Artists, Nick Joaquin. Involves a statue of St. John being associated with male virility and all that (as well as its subsequent emasculation xD)
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hehehehe.

And yes. Very quiet.
horrible secret agent, though, because I can't remember shit.
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Wouldn't that be perfect, though?

"Tell us the secret location of your HQ!"
"I SWEAR I CAN'T REMEMBER"

Also, late to the party: Here's a picture of Loki, one of our two Belgian Malinois.

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Bahahaha! Okay. Yeah, I'd be a good agent, then...

but what about when I'm on an assassin mission?
*BOOM* FREEZE! Prepare to die, scum!"
"Whi-which one of us?"
"Uhhh.... Fuck. I don't know. Which one of you is some important bastard?"
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*DESTROY EVERYONE, NO WITNESSES*
Boom.
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fuck that.
steal their wemmin and blow the country to bits.
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OMFGGG XDDDD That could be a parody of James Bond :DDD
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