@AdobeFlash *Markiel grab's Atlas by the throat* "Play nice. Or I won't."

@AdobeFlash *Markiel* "I suggest wood carving."

@AdobeFlash"Then try baking. Avoid hot cross buns."

@AdobeFlash "im sure you arent fond of steaks either. They aren't goid for your heartm"

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ive just been making bad puns this whole time. but who doesnt love a filet of cow flesh to the heart

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Uhh well, not if the cow is made of wood, and pointed...
and..
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Bongos! hehehehe
Oh fuck wait...
Jesus, I suck at this pun making thing
*mopes around as Atlas bursts into flames because someone said "Jesus"*

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If Atlas died every time someone said Jesus he'd be dead several times over in my rough drafts.

@Witch Catyou cant raise ashes.

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I mean but like, that would just get ash everywhere. And resurrecting a dead body just stinks up the place. A nice, clean, dead vampire is a much better alternative.

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If Atlas dies have his ashes compressed into a diamond, which is then put on the tip of a wooden stake. For the ultimate irony.

Just realised someone posted in the IC addressing me. Guess I'll wait for a bit before replying 'n' stuff. There's only so much you can get away with in a story with small talk.

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"HELLO I AM COAL DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM A WITCH DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT WITCHES CAN MAKE WEATHER COLDER HHAHHA EXPOSITION"

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Are you implying I'm making the weather go bad? Witch Magic isn't that wild!
*Cough* you racist *cough*