Hidden 5 yrs ago Post by Ratstick
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Ratstick Scumfuck Degenerate

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Hi. My name's Harold, but you can also call me Ralph. I've only roleplayed on and off and I lost my spark for writing and I really want it back.

I live in Canada and run on Mountain Time. I'm scheduled to head back to the psych ward for further treatment Sunday 9 PM but until then I'm free and I'm positive I should be discharged within the next week or two.

I only do 18+ roleplays because I'm a sadomasochistic degenerate furfag goof. Stay in school kids or you're instablocked.

I write shit like GG Allin, or Jackass at my most tame. I also like to write sci-fi, post-apocalypse, medieval fantasy barbarism, war dramas, unicorns and rainbows and all that fun shit. Nobody in the furry fandom likes me, and frankly most people hate my guts. I also fucking suck at writing, I'm a complete casual that likes to waste the time of advanced RPers who want something more CEREAL BIDNESS with their roleplays. I say fuck that, I wanna have fun, not be a goddamn snob about it.

That said, I do like smart shit and learning shit when it's not done in a manner that makes me feel like a daft plum, even though I am.

Maybe you'll be the exception, help me break me out of my creative prison and unchain me, let me loose on the literary portals of the omniverse, and I shall be yours. Or I'll attempt to strangle you with my metaphorical chains. I think it'd be cool to kill someone with a literal metaphor.

Howdy folks.
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