A few things first.
- I don't care how you write as long as I can understand it and there's enough for me to build on.
- I like sap in romances. Light bondage and plot grit is fine as long as there is sap and comedy to balance it out.
- My muse is hit and miss these days so I'll need help with plots. Also I'm shit at thinking up conflict ideas in most cases.
- My schedule is unpredictable and my old fart brain is forgetful and very ADD these days. I can't describe how much I hate being as such. Please keep me talking in ooc. Apologies for the baggage. My discord is running whenever I'm online. It's a lifeline. Feel free to pester me in it.
- Looking for more story than smut. Adult scenes are fine when story appropriate.
- I don't really have character pictures for any of my characters here. Pictures aren't required for partners either. I tend to prefer art to real, but honestly I don't really care either way.

Onto the plot cravings.