@broncos fan @yam i am the sovet union has refomed and made the alpine republic a puppet

@Yam I Am we got them comrade.

Italy has imploded, destroying the Alpine Republic puppet in the process. The entire Mediterranean coastline is a radioactive wasteland.

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Good thing i'm in the Adriatic, that coulda' been bad

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I shit your mother pant

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Yeah you hear that @USSR they just shat in your pants. You gonna sit there and just take that?

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I am now Albania god

Shqip

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Excuse me, that name does not read "John Cena". You have hereby been labeled as a terrorist by the NCR and they will no longer cooperate with you on any issue regarding the Mojave Wasteland.

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>Californian

Opinion disregarded

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>Californian

Opinion disregarded

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>Place

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>Texan

Opinion disregarded

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Texas declares independence from America and annexes Canada

Now maple syrup and hockey are made illegal

our economy is also in freefall

send help

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Texas collapsed and is firebombed by disgruntled Vancouver Canucks fans in retaliation

Austin, Dallas, and Houston are burned to the ground in six days

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Only six days? damn the canucks have really let themselves go

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Yea tbh

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Anyway, Texas is reorganized into the Dominion of Texas under the United Kingdom

Now Brexit is over because of Texas oil and tech industry and Boris Johnson has declared himself the Emperor of the Neo-British Empire

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Emperor Boris Johnson is promptly killed by the entire IRA at once

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Except this wasn't the Irish Republican Army - it was Ireland in boRis' Ass