Heh because why not?
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You wake up and find that you...
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You wake up and find that you...
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are sitting in a cheap motel
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And are sitting in a dirty armchair
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surrounded by dead bugs.
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One of which is crawling along the arm of the chair, you decide to...
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run screaming like a girl.
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(Lol) and in your mindless running you break down a door
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and into a someone else's room.
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And to your horror you find a couple making love
Antarctic Termite Resident of Mortasheen
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to a cactus.
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(( You have a PM, Vortex )) And turn around
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They ask if you wish to join them in their cactus loving festivities
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and you accept gladly, reaching for your
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...pocket and you pull out your trusty...
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Swiss army knife
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You raise the knife to your nose and sniff it then stroke it several times...
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...And change your mind and run away.
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back to the room of dead bugs
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You decide to eat one of them
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You decide you don't like the taste so pull it out and try for another one
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