Ban the Person above you

[Mardox]

Banned for trying to capture an internet guy.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for not being captured.

[Majoraa]

Banned for trying to capture what can't be captured.

[Todd Howard]

Banned because you fell into my trap. You were the target A L L A L O N G!

[Mardox]

Banned because I have a sudden and irrational suspicion that you are a communist.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for actually being the commie.

I'm all about 'Naders and shotguns.

[Mardox]

BANNED FOR DARING TO ACCUSE ME OF COMMUNISM

[Todd Howard]

Banned because you won't need your account because I'm GONNAFUCKINGSHOOTYOUCOMMIE

*Click*

Shit.

[Mardox]

Banned for attempted murder. Also, my ideology is communism's archnemesis.

[Majoraa]

Banned cause what is the archnemisis of communism?

also,

[Mardox]

Banned for picspam.

[Majoraa]

Banned cause pic spam is still spam.

[Todd Howard]

Banned because I have to go open a can of spam

[Mardox]

Banned for creepy picture in sig.

[Majoraa]

Banned cause the "creepy picture" is the avatar, not the signature.

[Mardox]

Banned for not recognizing that the guy in the sig is locking up his crush in a cage so that he can wait for Stockholm Syndrome. THAT IS CREEPY.

[SmallWonders]

Banned for being the wrong Dark Lord. Where's Lord Voldemort god damn it?!

[Mardox]

Banned for thinking Lord Voldemort is the correct Dark Lord. I have a nose.

[SmallWonders]

Banned because noses are overrated

[Mardox]

Banned for hypocrisy since your avatar has a nose.