Dimitri want to wreck! Teach Dimitri how to wreck!

[6slyboy6]

*insert manly shout*

Dimitri is in need of practice dummy spar partner! Do you have what it takes to help dimitri learn the ropes of arena fighting? Then little man contact Dimitri below, and Dimitri will reply!

*insert manly shout*

[BrokenWashing]

Dimitri is puny like child! Ivan will show you how to fight like real man! Ivan will teach you to crush skulls easy!

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Hi there.
I've never used the arena before but I'm certainly willing to give it a try if you'll have me.

[6slyboy6]

@BrokenWashing Bah! Dimitri will show Ivan what man looks like. Dimitri can flex so hard that Ivan will break upon his biceps!

[BrokenWashing]

Small Dimitri forgets about his Triceps! Ivan's triceps are forged from communist steel!

[6slyboy6]

@BrokenWashing Bah! In russia, communist steel forges you! And Dimitri be like hammer relentlessly striking that steel with his strong biceps!