"Pun-Pun seek out the silver dragon, who had no name, because she young. Very young, as old as Pun-Pun. Ferrodsuaco leave Great Grave Desert to fight Kalmeet, while Pun-Pun save silver dragon. She protected by Kalmeet slave knights, called Dragonborn. Humans, elves, orcs, dwarves, all type who Kalmeet stole, and turn into dragons. With magic Kalmeet command them to fight, die, and steal for him. Worse still, when Pun-Pun go find Silver Dragon, he find kobold tribes slave too. Many tribe go to Kalmeet, think they dragon and want to help. But Kalmeet evil! He trick kobold, make them less than slaves. At least Dragonborn get armor and weapon and fight. But Kobold... They get worse. They clean, they get eaten, very bad. This make Pun-Pun very angry! And because this, Pun-Pun become strong. He know what to do." Shortfang said with a smile despite how dark the story had gotten. He stands on the bedroll heroically, pointing his sword towards the ceiling.
"Pun-Pun no use magic or trickery! Pun-Pun find tribes, tell them they no be slaves. They can fight! If they listen, they can save not just tribe, but everyone. No one become slave or dragon. They live free. Pun-Pun free kobold with words, and with them Pun-Pun go save silver dragon. Many Dragonborn warrior come stop them, but Pun-Pun and tribes use clever tricks to trap them, keep them from fighting. They save silver dragon, very young, only fifty years. She Kalmeet favorite dragon, say that when she older, Kalmeet make her mother of his dragons. She no want this, so Pun-Pun and tribe free her. But soon Kalmeet come! He see's silver dragon escape, and epic battle happen!" Shortfang made a bunch of noise to demonstrate the sort of chaos the battle created, scattering his things around to simulate explosions. Pylia chided Shortfang for making a mess, which he cleaned up.
"Pun-Pun battle Kalmeet with Ferrodsuaco and Silver Dragon! Kobold tribes run and hide, but also fight Dragonborn warriors, keep them from helping Kalmeet. But Kalmeet slash Pun-Pun, cut out his eyes! Aaaagh! But then Silver Dragon save him! Kalmeet would burn him in dragon fire, but she protect Pun-Pun. Her body strong, but began melting. Though she not know Pun-Pun, he only kobold who save her, free her. She want to be free. So with all her power, she melt into silver sword in Pun-Pun's hand. Ferrodsuaco grab Kalmeet, and the two fight claw-to-claw, fang-to-fang! Pun-Pun, even blind, pick up sword and stab Kalmeet. Because sword made from pure, and Kalmeet full of evil, sword clean Kalmeet of all evil. But he so evil, he evil to the bone! Kalmeet become undead dragon! But this no make Kalmeet strong, but weak. He no god no more. His dragons, his slave, see that Kalmeet not even true dragon no more. The magic that control Dragonborn, break! They free! They stop fighting, go to fight Kalmeet, who run away. Run away to center of world to try and be god, but he never will. Kalmeet defeated!" Shortfang said triumphantly, which got a cheer from Andrews and a polite clap from Pylia.