The Nexerus said
Saudi Arabia is well known for its snowfall and cold temperatures.
The Arabs are well known for making the Sahara a winter wonderland with the blood of the innocents from around the world.
Santa, Peace Be Upon Him, comes from that part of the world. As a matter of fact, it used to be called Santarabia. The red and white robe? That's the blood of the martyrs and the souls of the pure virgins in Paradise! It's all a matter of time before the Jihadists summon the spirit of the mountain Allah so he may raise the great mountain of ice from the Sinai, and cover the entire Earth with ice, snow, cold and blood! All it will take is the soles of the innocent, which they harvest from small children, first by skinning the bottom of their feet, and then by taking their heads with sharpened swords, all in Chop Chop Square! Then, one of the first true Prophets of Islam, Santa Clause, Peace Be Upon Him, will return and rule the Earth with a steel Candy Cane!
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
/the previous micropasta has been brought to you be ActRaiserTheReturned.