By popular demand:

[Elendra]

Doivid said 1.Elendra, why are you so cute? :3
16. So I don't get it, is Elendra a man or a woman?

I'm not

I'm biologically male, I do not identify male

[Dervish]

Oh yay, fuckin' survey time!

I'll do this when I get home. There's actually a few questions on here I don't readily have an answer for.

Probably because I need to get to know you guys better on a personal level. I see most of you as either good friends or acquaintances that I don't legitimately know much about. Hm.

[Barioth]

Drakel said
Barioth to be the best newb..

Jorick said
Uhh... The only one I can think of that I have a positive opinion of is that Barioth guy, so I guess him.

Doivid said
probably Barioth at this point. Can't really think of all the new spammers, tho wayne seems like a fun dude.

Alex said
@32 I'm not around enough to get to know any of the babies so I have no opinion

Goldmarble said
II wouldn't know. Those who haven't pissed me off, I haven't bothered remembering.

[Jster]

Barioth said

And that is when you lose.

[Cpt Toellner]

4. Why does nat have so many shitty clones?

You see, it's a matter of public focus and attention. Some very stupid people will respond to Nat's behavior and then he has an audience, to continue his bullshit.
This method seems much more effective in the NewGuild and other attention leeches see this and copy the behavior because of Nat's supposed sucsess.

Seriously, if we ignored him he would either go away or change.

7. Where are you why aren't you on.

Not having wifi is a bad thing.

8. Is spam the tumor inside RPG?

There are many who believe this to be true, most of whom never having actually posted here. It's just a common assumption people make then tell other people who join the site. I think many Spammers appreciate this because it keeps out some of the weeds.

But I don't think this is true, we are like any other section in the Guild, just much more closed to outsiders.

12. What is the meaning of life, and how the hell would you know?

To have sex, make babies and die.

Science is fun!

17. I have some questions for all spammers. Who is your favorite person in Spam?

Dervish, as far as the New Guild goes.

Who do you wish would post more often?

Rocketman burning out his fuse up here alone.

Who would you consider having a romantic relationship with?

I still want a Bromance with Foxes.

....and to turn Tempest straight.

20. This one is open to anyone to answer. Fuck, Marry, Kill, all people in Spam available as answers, who would you pick for each one?

Fuck Omega
Marry Smiral (it would be fucking hilarious).
Kill clirkus (dirty Minnesotan)

21.Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks, or 1 horse sized horse?

One horse, ducks are terrifying in numbers.

28. If you had to be stuck in a room with another spammer for 5 years, and then after that time was up you had to kill them, who would you pick and why? Also, don't be a bitch, no equivocation about not killing them, follow the hypothetical mandates you little shit.

Awson, Dervish, Card, or Jorick, it would be an intellectual existence and we would either A.) find a way out of the situation, or B.) kill each-other in a suitable way.

31. Nat, would you ever consider dropping the randumb idiot act and actually being yourself? I think we could be friends if you stopped being such a dork.

If I thought this was ever actually going to happen, I would agree.

32. Question for oldfags: which of the new spammers (those who first showed up after Guildfall) do you like the most?

Nobody really, but I can't keep track of people who recently showed up. For me Spam is 1.) People I like. 2.) Newfag trash.

39. If you got to throw two spammers into a gladiatorial arena and make them fight to the death, who would you pick? Who do you think would win, and why? Would your answer change if they were allowed weapons and armor instead of just brawling with bare hands?

I'm sure we have some closet-ninjas in Spam, but me and Mammoth tag-teaming could take on the world.

[Drakel]

43. Why does nobody talk about me anymore?
44. Why is Nargle mean lately?
45. What are wheat sharks?

@43 I'll talk to you. Hit me a PM and we'll chat.

@44 I have a theory... Nargle was always mean to me so I never noticed... though if she is more terrible than her usual self it's probably because it's just her time of the month.

@45 > I hope this helps<

[Larfleeze]

Doivid said
45. What are wheat sharks?

Wheatsharks a.k.a Triticum Selachimorpha is a genus of the Landshark a.k.a Solum Selachimorpha which is in turn a cousin of the regular watershark a.k.a Boring Selachimorpha.

The only difference between Landsharks and Wheatsharks is the habitat in which they live. Landsharks live mostly in sandy areas like deserts and beaches, while the Wheatsharks live exclusively in wheat fields.

Furthermore the Wheatshark is divided into 3 separate subspecies, the South African Tanned Wheatshark(Selachimorpha Frumenturpis Africanus), the European Grey Wheatshark(Selachimorpha Frumenturpis Europa) and the North American Wheatshark(Selachimorpha Frumenturpis Americanus). All of these species are surprisingly docile unless their wheatfields are disturbed or harvested by farmers, in which they become incredibly violent, this leads to them becoming pests that the farmers are forced to cull to protect their farms and livelihoods.

Breeding for the Wheatsharks is very difficult for some reason, don't know why, I guess it's because they can't fuck through dirt?

[Barioth]

Larfleeze said
Wheatsharks a.k.a is a genus of the Landshark a.k.a which is in turn a cousin of the regular watershark a.k.a The only difference between Landsharks and Wheatsharks is the habitat in which they live. Landsharks live mostly in sandy areas like deserts and beaches, while the Wheatshark live exclusively in wheat fields.Furthermore the Wheatshark is divided into 3 separate subspecies, the South African Tanned Wheatshark(), the European Grey Wheatshark() and the North American Wheatshark(). All of these species are surprisingly docile unless their wheatfields are disturbed or harvested by farmers, in which they become incredibly violent, this leads to them becoming pests that the farmers are forced to cull to protect their farms and livelihoods.Breeding for the Wheatsharks is very difficult for some reason, don't know why, I guess it's because they can't fuck through dirt?

Truly you are a scholar who fully grasps the entirety of the majestic and beautiful Wheatshark.

[Smiral]

Drakel said
though if she is more terrible than her usual self it's probably because it's just her time of the month.

[idlehands]

Smiral, I saw your sig and thought it an appropriate reply to that post of Drakel's.

[Larfleeze]

Barioth said
Truly you are a scholar who fully grasps the entirety of the majestic and beautiful Wheatshark.

I actually had to do research for the Latin names, ugh.

[Drakel]

Smiral said

idlehands said
Smiral, I saw your sig and thought it an appropriate reply to that post of Drakel's.

Meh just a crude joke/insult about someone I dislike...

In truth though I think it's just Nargle having a tough time, especially with that driving test. She's probably annoyed that she keeps failing even though she says she done it perfectly several times before... Not to mention she's not much of a nice person to begin with though I'm sure that once shit goes down for other members she's be a decent person to talk to and I know that she is rather open-minded... Just a bit immature and rood is all and it's more so the rudeness that annoys me more. She's really not THAT bad... She just isn't a very nice person 100% of the time. Then again, nobody is.

Oh wait... were you guys joking?

[Dervish]

Drakel said
Oh wait... were you guys joking?

I for one thinks Nargs is pretty rad.

[Drakel]

Dervish said
I for one thinks Nargs is pretty rad.

She has her ups and downs to me. Maybe when I actually join and stay in the Skype group I might have a change of heart on her.

[idlehands]

Drakel, a period joke really? C'mon, you're better than that.

[Drakel]

idlehands said
Drakel, a period joke really? C'mon, you're better than that.

Sometimes the red river must flow.

[Dervish]

Drakel said
She has her ups and downs to me. Maybe when I actually join and stay in the Skype group I might have a change of heart on her.

A lot of the popular people have asshole streaks. I personally would find it weird if she was sunny and cheerful all the time. I like scrapiness.

[andromedene]

Drakel said
Hard one... hmm...@20 Fuck: SherlockHolmes cause she's fuckin hot.Marry: Not really sure who to pick... So few girls here and they are all either older than me or horrible... Or taken... Squee if she is ever single, she's a really nice and caring person and I know she knows what she's doing in life. Kill: It is tempting to say Jorick but I'm not that low. I dislike him though I'm not going to say he's that bad, even if he thinks I am. I say either Smiral or Nargle. Though if we are counting him, Larfleeze or Mr_Pink should die more imo. @21 You have a better chance in killing 1 horse than 100 ducks when fighting one alone. I'd go after the horse and if possible try to break it's legs... a horse with a broken leg is dead already. @25 Because I'd actually take the job seriously. A lot of people doubt I could or would be able to do such a job efficiently and unbiasedly and I just love proving them wrong. Then again I do make bad calls of judgement and I do get hot headed every now and then so I do acknowledge my own flaws as well. My main worry though is that I guess I am a nice member since others are saying such, so it worries me that what if I just let everyone go with a warning and not an instant ban? I really only want everyone to be happy so if I could solve a problem without going full banhammer I probably would.So... in turn it'd be because I want to "prove" maturity, which is, in a sense, an immature thing to do and I want to make other people happy, which I could just do now... so nothing really. :/

Oh my god I am honoured.

Guys, Drakel thinks teenage girls deserve to die the most!

[Jster]

ImANargleHunter said
Oh my god I am honoured.Guys, Drakel thinks teenage girls deserve to die the most!

And horses. Don't forget the horses.

[Smiral]

ImANargleHunter said
Guys, Drakel thinks teenage girls deserve to die the most!

To be fair, I'd kill me in Kill, Marry, Fuck too