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Swordsmen of the east! Gunslingers of the west! Headhunters, war-heroes, barbrawlers and terminators! Fighters of the universe, lend me your ears!


It is my most sincere honor to present to you, the gameshow that rocks the very foundations of the earth! The tournament which houses the most awesome battles this world has ever seen! The dream of all ambitious fighters as well as the viewers at home! It is the Violence Fights Xtreme, smack in the middle of your monitor and here to stay!

Now, you all need to know how this is done, so let me go over the basics:

Two fighters enter, one fighter leaves. That is the cardinal rule of the show. Then how does one determine the victor and loser of each fight? By voting, of course! When a game draws towards conclusion, it will be up to the viewers to vote for their favourite fighter. The fighter who gets the most votes gets to kill their opponent in any way they please and moves on to the next match.

Matches are booked in advance. I will select two combatants at random and set a date when both can fight. Each match will take place in a well-known location, with scores of innocent standers-by to get in the way. Fights last for three days and end when the voting closes.

Now, here are a few guidlines for voting:

  • Do not vote for inactive fighters. Wait is for the weak.
  • Do not vote for people who refuse to get hit. Really badass fighters knows to smash and get smashed, and the main criteria for signing up is being badass.
  • If you are in a fight and want to vote for yourself, you may.
  • One vote each, naturally.


So, with all of this formal stuff taken care of, go right ahead and sign up for the competition! We want everything from pro-wrestlers to psycho schoolgirls here; anything that might be considered badass or, if nothing else, hilarious. Remember, this game is as much about comedy as it is about awesomeness, so let your inner self go berserk on all the possibilities and produce that special character that you know is the badassest ever. Then post it in the character tab and wait for approval. You know you want to.

If you have any questions, which I think some of you will have, go ahead and ask them right away.
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Will there be a character sheet you want us to fill out?
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Will there be a character sheet you want us to fill out?


That will not be necessary. What I want is a cool description of your badass fighter. No need for sheets or statistics, I want to get the feel of your character.
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oh well then dang i had a CS already written out.
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oh well then dang i had a CS already written out.


Post it! No need to edit anything, go right ahead and upload it in the character tab! :D
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ok posted him
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So by "cool description" we should include terms like "rad" and "gnarly"? :D

I'll get to work on the psycho schoolgirl then. It will likely have to wait until after I eat dinner to be finished.
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ok posted him


Accepted.

So by "cool description" we should include terms like "rad" and "gnarly"? :D

I'll get to work on the psycho schoolgirl then. It will likely have to wait until after I eat dinner to be finished.


If may if you want. I am looking forward to reading it.
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I decided that I might as well make a character sheet. By the way, with her "learning" different fighting styles, this also allows her to do made up fighting styles such as dual wielding katanas or even use her feet to wield katanas.

I forgot to include this so I'll edit it in now, but her katanas can perform as well as stereotypes suggest, such as able to cut through gun barrels and such.
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HHHHEEEEeeeeeehhhhEEEHHHhhheeeeEEE.

I posted me app. I hope he's alright.

He's my special little boy.

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HHHHEEEEeeeeeehhhhEEEHHHhhheeeeEEE.

I posted me app. I hope he's alright.

He's my special little boy.


He's a little too serious of a tone for this but I suppose he'll pass. He'd be weak against Kawaii because everyone knows that Japanese schoolgirls are immune to weird stuff because it happens so much to them, including getting covered in pickle and peanut butter.
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Save me a spot, I'll get something up.
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@ImportantNobody@rocketrobie2

You are both accepted.
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This sounds like it could be fun. ...Would you accept fighters with Psychic powers?
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This sounds like it could be fun. ...Would you accept fighters with Psychic powers?


I do not see why not.
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We would need more participants to have an effective tournament, but we could still have a few fights. Are any of you interested still?
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I am!
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@ThrashyI did make a CS, actually, but I wasn't sure if I'd actually participate. Want me to post it anyway?
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@ThrashyI did make a CS, actually, but I wasn't sure if I'd actually participate. Want me to post it anyway?


Sure!
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I got a bad ass brawler for ya

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