[OOC] Deadpool's Odd Squad

[pyroman]

Gather 'round kiddies, because Papa Deadpool is going to tell you all a story about the greatest group of people to ever walk the earth! The Odd Squad, who was lead by none other than me! Wade Wilson, also known as Deadpool.

Tell me again why we decided to name them the... Odd Squad...

Becauuuuuse! It's pretty much a rag-tag team of anyone with powers or awesome abilities!

Well, I guess that it does make sense... Continue.

Alright! As I was saying before tweedle dumb and tweedle idiot spoke up, this story is about Deadpool and the group of men and hopefully very lovely women save everyone and everything from every possible scenario! EVER!

Uh, I think that I should also ask who in their right mind allowed us to lead a team assembled by SHIELD, and why we're even on terms with shield considering that we're on a technicality with the X-Men. Also, why is it a 'rag-tag team' if it was created by SHIELD? Wouldn't they normally create teams with specific people for specific purposes?

Will you just shut up!? It's an all purpose team, if you need to know. We handle the missions that other people deem "too dangerous", "would only be taken by a madman", "could seriously kill millions if not done right", or some weak pansy crap like that. Now, let's get onto the story...

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As for Rules, I only have a few to go with this.

• I want this Roleplay to be at the casual to high casual level, but at the very minimum, please post one decently sized paragraph. Exceptions will be made for certain scenarios, but we'll touch on that when the time comes.
• please no fighting in the OOC. Leave the fighting to the characters doing all the killing.
• I do ask that you maintain some sort of presence in the OOC, and please notify me if you're going to be out for a certain period of time. I don't like RPs where it's only IC, as it tends to die out much faster than other RPs.
• If you are indeed reading this, in your Character Sheet, find some way to include a dinosaur or reptile of some sort.
• It might throw a wrench in your characters, but all characters must be in some way, shape, or form, in contract or relation to SHIELD, and have basic SHIELD training.
• If you're going to have a supersuit, don't make it green! Or animated!

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Now, for the Character Sheet. While this one is available for you to use, you're free to use any Character Sheet you'd like.

Birth Name:
Alias:
Appearance: (Both Costumed and normal. Can be any media since this isn't MCU, so live shots are not required if you'd rather have a drawing)
Gender:
Age:
Skills:
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SHIELD HISTORY:
Additional notes:

The results of your Character Sheet will come back in about six to eight weeks!

[rocketrobie2]

Odd squad!

Yeeah!

Also,mI think the Odd squad needs a theme song.

[rocketrobie2]

Birth Name: Reginald Swarmington IV

Alias: Karuba

Appearance:

Karuba

Gender: Mail man (male)
Age: (Body) 5
(Mind) 84

Skills: Once went to a karate lesson but dropped out after one day when the teacher got sick of him biting people (this was also before his transition into his new body). Reginald also has extensive knowledge about genetics and radiation but come on, that's nothing compared to karate.

Powers and Abilities: For one Karuba has a ton of strength coming from his mixed anatomy and gamma radiation. A downside to the gamma radiation strength is that he requires regular doses of gamma radiation to keep him from dying from complete genetic revolt. He also has a whole other slew of powers from his anatomy such as being able to spray irradiated ink out of his octo-armpit although it only has long term possible side effect such as cancer but by golly does it hurt in the eyes. He has gills and an electric eel tail couple that with his octo-arm makes for quite a swimmer. He is also able to conduct electricity into anything that touches his skin including machinery. A small and obvious trait he also has is his sharp claws and teeth. Karuba, to top it off, also has parrot vocal cords so that he can form coherent words and talk to people. He can also run fairly fast thanks to his cloned triceratops legs.

SHIELD HISTORY: Dr.Reginald Swarmington IV had a pretty average life growing up in the great white North (Canada) and the U.S of A until he began to work with SHIELD after graduating from Harvard with some of the highest marks the School has seen... At least that's what SHIELD thought originally. Turns out Reginald Swarmington IV had actually learnt all he knew of genetics and radiation from reading books and experimenting and mostly unwilling subject though no human experimentations were discovered. After SHIELD learnt of this they kicked him out of SHIELD and made sure to keep a close eye on him in the years to come. After being kicked out of SHIELD, Reginald took what money he had earned and went on a permanent vacation to Germany. He began to live in a abandoned WWII bunker underneath a bridge in a forest. He lived there completely isolated for years up until one day when his kidney failed and he had to call in for support from the closest town. After being healed up and escaping from his room in order to avoid paying his medical bills, Reginald went back to his bunker and began working on a new body for his mind to live on in since his current body was beginning to look like an albino raisin. After quite some time of stitching, radiating and collecting (he got some samples from a local museum full of everything from reptiles to dinosaurs), he finally had his new stitched together body.

Reginald transferred his brain over to the new creature and felt amazing! Until he tried to leave his bunker only to realize his new appendages didn't have any way to get the bunker door open. He spent months in there eating his food and further more losing his already scarce sanity due to the lack of stimulus. Two years later a hungry creature broke free from the bunker, it was no longer Reginald Swarmington IV but Karuba! SHIELD was called in to take down their former employee after it became a nuisance to the local town as it was hunting the small town's livestock and stealing things from their homes. SHIELD managed to capturing the thing after administrating a lot of tranquilizer darts. Over the next three years Karuba was rehabilitated to the point that it could pass as sane and given a cybernetic arm with an opposable thumb and fingers. Now that Karuba was in the care of SHIELD he was to be made of use by drafting him to a group of powered individuals... The Avenge- whoops! Typo, he was drafted to the most raggedy-taggedy group of crime fighters this side of the Mississipi, The Odd Squad.

Additional notes: Should his body loose its gamma radiation and his cells begin to reject one another, Karuba will likely loose his mind even more so and have a whole ton of random side effects. That or he'll just fall apart and die.

[pyroman]

Such a good character to see again, drop him in the Character bin

[rocketrobie2]

Done and done.

[rocketrobie2]

So how's it going everyone?

[geminironin]

Doin' good. Fighting off the worst threat to the Marvel Universe.

(Writer's block.)

[pyroman]

@geminironinha, I know the feeling. Sorry to hear that, but just about everything is welcomed in the odd squad

[pyroman]

just, uh... checking up

[rocketrobie2]

Robie is here

[pyroman]

Well, I'm thankful that this thread wasn't hit. You all safe from that Bee guy?

[rocketrobie2]

Nope. Two rps Im in got hit. Gotta say though, as much as I hate to admit it, it was pretty funny the first time.

[pyroman]

@rocketrobie2Sorry to hear that, I had a few run ins with him, and it was funny only the first time.

[pyroman]

Hey.

Listen!

[rocketrobie2]

Listening loud and clear