GAME: Crush A Wish

[Sanctus Spooki]

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You act like I would be upset if she died. I did past tense intentionally.
GRANTED Im still obsessed with tv shows not obseessed.
I wish@Scarescrow was better at spelling.

@luna558

Granted but he received all his l33t spelling sk1llz from you, now you are illiterate.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

[Scarescrow]

Granted. Now you get perma ban
I wish i was better at playing video games

[luna558]

<Snipped quote by luna558>

Granted but he received all his l33t spelling sk1llz from you, now you are illiterate.

I wish I didn't have writers block.

@Sanctus Spooki

Dear god, I'd kill myself.

Granted, you live in North Korea now.

I wish everyone had this thing called Grammarly because THEN I CAN FINALLY DIE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TO READ HORRIBLE GRAMMAR ANYMORE

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted but all those literary skills you just gained are where your awesome vidya-games skillz came from, and now you are just as illiterate as luna.

Alright... THIS MEANS WAR.

Granted but with everyone using Grammarly, all the opposing rules of vocabulary and grammar cause the servers to crash under constant bug reports

I wish the malcontents would realize the error of their ways.

[luna558]

Granted. They realized they were not rebellious enough, they go on to kill all dictators.

I wish @Sanctus Spooki would work with me to take over the spam forum.

[Sanctus Spooki]

I wish @Sanctus Spooki would work with me to take over the spam forum.

@luna558

YOU BITCH

[luna558]

WHAT@Sanctus Spooki

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, but after our conquests, difference in opinion as to how to administer our kingdom triggers a civil war.

I wish @luna558 would admit her inescapable impending demise.

[luna558]

Granted. Julia kills herself.

I wish @Sanctus Spooki would just love me.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, I love a corpse. After a brief period of mourning I reign supreme.

I wish people would forget the whole "loving a corpse" thing.

[luna558]

Granted. I, however, will haunt you forever and slowly drag you towards further insanity

I wish the spam forum would disappear and e could be friends.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, but without the spam forum, we have no recollection of why we are friends, leading to an empty and meaningless friendship

I wish you would go to sleep so I could catch up on all this crap already xD

[luna558]

Granted I sleep for approximately 4 seconds.

I wish you would realize that is 2:15 am where I am and I won't be sleeping anytime soon

(Also i created a forum just for this)

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, but I'm both stubborn and pig-headed, so refuse to believe that anything other than my victory is nigh, and that exhaustion will set in at any moment.

I wish I hadn't broken my coffeemaker :(

[luna558]

Granted. I broke it not you.

I wish that I could have less future debt.

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, your debt is nullified after complete collapse of the world economy. Chaos reigns.

I wish trudeau would admit he's unqualified to be PM of canada, and Trump would do the same for the states.

[luna558]

granted. I can't doubt this would be the best course soooooo.

I wish Paul Ryan was president (my love)

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, Democrat supporters start a schism when they realize trumps impeachment doesn't equal Hillary's appointment.

I wish Ben Shapiro was President.

[luna558]

Granted. He is impatiently beheaded.

I wish I owned all of the Green Day CDs

[Sanctus Spooki]

Granted, they are all scratched and unplayable.

I wish we'd start an offworld colony already