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3 yrs ago
Current Potato
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7 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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8 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
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N I S Q H O G



Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

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@Flynn

roleplayerguild.com/posts/2935468

Still brings tears to my eyes. Feels unreal that we are finally continuing with this! I thought for SURE that you'd leave me here
@Flynn Eyh, you know me bud. Typos are one of my most prominent features ;D

PS: I'll call it Pazak
I decided to make a new character instead of recycling the one from the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD thread. Enjoy.





Williams entered the engineering bay with a few careful steps, both his eyes and sesnors scanning the surrounding for any traces of their visitor. Apart from the still smoking remains of the melted machinery, the room seemed empty. He really hoped that this alien thing died, for the sake of him and the other crewmembers, but there was also a small childish part in him that hoped the opposite. But it seemed like today was not the day that his luck ran out.

Williams took a sharp corner and finally arrived to the location where he chased the black goo into the vents. When he saw the unmvoing body mass, his first reactin was to fire several shots into the thing from his pistol and jump back the way he came. After a few seconds he felt safe enough to peek out yet again, his guns aimed at the thing. The bullets holes left clear marks in the goo, but there wasn't any smoke coming from it's body. Williams took a step closer, and aimed his visual sensors on the goo. After a few seconds, the helmet released a light chime and the alien was marked as "deceased".

Williams was more relieved than when he succesfully graduated. Holstering his pistol, he took a few steps closer to the dead goo and poked it with the end of his boots. Despite being a stupid idea to begin with, the dead carcass didn't instantly melt through his boots and simply jiggled a bit from the shock. Whatever it was, it couldn't handle military grade nerve gas designed to take down aliens ten times it's size. Noting down the effectiveness of the nerve agent in his mind for future uses, Williams contacted Flynn via the intercomm. "The gas did the trick. How's the ship systems coming along?" He took a quick look at the tactical map, and saw the ship pinging iT's location via the emergency beacon. "I am guessing the emergency beacon isn't turned on for the fun of it?"
@Flynn Ah, I see you restarted the RP again! Suffice to say I'm interested.
Aw yeeeaaah boiiiiiiii!
Williams is watching the ventillation system pump the faint purple gas into the air as he is holding the container in place. His helmet lets off a loud and sharp beeping sound as it detects the harmful gas in the air, and every ventillated port seals on his helmet. A small timer in the top right corner of his display pops up, indicating that he has around 2 hours left of oxygen in the suit. Williams feels the faint sting in his neck, as the two needles in his helmet that pump oxygen into his blood pierce his skin.

The container holding the gas quickly empties and Willaims disconnects it from the device. Despite the small amount of gas, the air has a strong, distinctive purple haze to it. Yeah, this would not be good to breathe in. One can only hope that this monster, or whatever it may be, has similar nervous and respiratory system as them. Otherwise this costly and desperate manouver was a total waste of time and resources that will most likely make them and their ship a great bounty for some derelict hunters in the future.

Williams turns on his intercomm and connects to Flynn. "Okay buddy, the container is empty. I'll go back to the engineering room and try to find this, hopefully dead, intruder. You should try and see if we can get this baby moving again." With that, Williams turned on both flashlights on his helmet and began carefully walking back to the engineering bay, scanning around for any trace of black goo or dissolved metal parts.
Yo, hot dang. Some of the posts here are really good. Some of the ideas too. It was about goddamn time we started doing this again.
*Superpowered BUMP to revive the thread*

"Çöl Fırtınası"



The sand filled desert wind blew through the empty streets of Alexandria. Ever since Egypt fell, the iconic city resembled ancient ruins more and more. The desert winds blew sand into the city, and covered everything with a thick layer. Some cars still lied abandoned on the streets, in the same state as their owners left them when the fleed to safer areas. The only operating part of the city is the port: terminals 14-27 are heavely fortified military areas where the 12nd and 16th Egyptian mechanized batallions are situated. Despite lying deep inside the exclusion zone, these forces have not given up on freeing Alexandria and Cairo from the outworlder menace, and are fighting on a daily basis to rid the city of any aliens.



Sgt Arpeg hummed as he sat on the edge of the conrete dock, keeping an eye on the horizon. The sun was about to go down, and him and his squadron were waiting for the last rays of the stellar neighbour to disappear. The red dusk gave a horrid appearance to the sky as if it was painted with blood, hinting that a desert storm was coming. Some seagulls flew by, and dived into the brown, murky water to catch their last fish for the day. Arpeg wondered if these birds would be better off without them humans to interfere, but he came to teh conclusion that the greenskins are rather likely to consume seagulls on a daily basis. But who knows, maybe they don't really feel the difference. Either way, Arpeg really wished he could sprout wings too, so he could fly away from his problems.

"Arpeg, get off your ass, we're moving." His squad commander, Lt Jamie waved for him, his Hayalet armor loosely hanging from his shoulders as the wind tugged the light fabric in face of the approaching storm. His face was hardened and unshaved, clearly a sign that the man had lacked proper time in the last few weeks. They've been preparing for Operation "Çöl Fırtınası" day and night, relentlessly seeking out the supply drops scattered around the nearby area so they can prepare for the upcoming event. One of the patroc craft drove by close to the group, it's lights blinking slowly as it passed by at a snail's pace, patrolling the edges of the port. Arpeg stood up and picked up the weapon lying next to him. The trusty T-76 sung a happy metallic tone as he cocked the gun, and raised it to his chest.

The task force contained a total of five soldiers. Each of them were covered from head to toe in Hayalet armor, with the exception of their boot's soles and their faces. To improve their effectivity, they all wore minituarized Gözleri visors on their heads, loosely covered by the Hayalet armor. Still, despite the concrete surroundings, Arpeg had to squing to clearly make out the shape of his commander. Then he lowered his visor onto his face, and covered all the non vital parts of the machine with the Hayalet fabric. Lt Jamie signaled for them to turn off their IR and prepare to move out.

15 minutes later, the squad was deep outside the confines of the port, and have wandered miles deep into the large metropolitan area that was essentially the entire exclusion zone. When they left the base they could still see the smoke rising from the camps of the greenskins in the distance, but the weather has deteriorated so much that they had issues making visual contact with each other even with the help of their gear's locator. The sandstorm raged over the city, unaffected by the man-made barriers that have been demolished by the outsiders. Now, practically invisible, the group sneaked through the storm to a drop-off point marked on their map, deep inside enemy territory.

Their goal was to retrieve the supplies dropped for them, and plant radio locators in key areas around the city of Cairo and Alexandria. These would later be used when the operation began in full swing. The squad moved through the thick sand, utilizing their Gözleri visors to gain significant visual advantage over anyone without the same equipment. Thanks to this, they could spot the group of greenskins standing by their target.

A large green painted military crate was hanging via a parachute from a particularly sturdy lamppost and the strong wing tugged it wildly. The group of 4 greenskins seemed to pay no attention to the crate, but scratch marks on the bottom of the box made it obvious that they were trying to get to the contents of the box before the weather became too much to bear. Now they were sitting by a fire in a windsjilded area, chewing on some unidentified meat. Lt Jamie raised his gun and the rest of teh squad followed. Arpeg aimed his gun at one of the creatures, his feed updating his HUD with his teammate's targets. The commander gave the order, and the rifles all released a single, well aimed bullet from their 7.62x42 cartridges. The powerful noises of the gun were supressed by the storm, and the greenskins fell to the ground lifelessly. Arpeg moved over the the campire and stomped it out, kicking away the pieces of wood all around the camp. Then the squad movied in to recover the supplies and prepare for the operation.




Meanwhile, at Masada Military Base

The desert storm hit just as hard as they expected it to do, and the lights on the side of the airtrip blinked faintly through the wall of sand. The sand pegged at the windows, and hammered the tents still left outside. However, life doesn't stop just because of some sand. A group of air traffic controllers stood out in the nearly 100 km/h winds on the airstrip and fought with the wind that was trying to blow them off the goddamned rock. The short runaway wasn't much to look at even in times of clear weather, but the thick sand rendered most parts of the runaway invisible. But the radars didn't stop working, and after a few minutes of idling in the storm, the traffic controllers were greeted by the familiar voices of the shrieking engine sounds produced by the airgoup of ŞU-2/Fs descending upon the landing strip. Out of nowhere, the sand colored wings and noses of the planes started to glimmer in the storm, and their warning lights lit up as they began descending.

Their gears hit the ground graciously, and their extnedable hooks latched onto the catapult system to slow down the aircraft in time. Two more aircraft landed before they were taxied to the elevators that took the planes and their pilots to the underground hangar area. They marked the last squadron that remained in the air. With the dust storm hitting the area for the next day or two, there would be no need for them now. General Hashim observed the craft land from the briefing room before turning around and facing the rest of the military staff.

"Gentleman, we have received orders to begin our operation two days from now. This will be a swift and precise strike aimed at relieving civilian refugee camps and taking back the Cairo Exclusion zone. We will push all the way to the Legacy gate and form a defensive barrier around it. Our top priority is liberating cairo and Alexandria, as well as establishing a solid foothold at the Suez Canal. You have all received a detailed report that will further inform you on the details of this mission. You have until the storm ends to prepare your troops. Dismissed." With an excited murmur, the staff left the briefing room to inform their captains about the upcoming mission that will finally put the Persian Empire back on the map.

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