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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
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9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
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10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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"I like it when the center is wet."


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Location — #79 Shady Pines Drive - Outside


Mentions — Elsie @Moon Child


Noah's shift was called off. As much of a loss as it was, he understood why. Electricity made the gear turns after all.

What he didn't expect was Elijah asking him to help maintain his motorcycle. Despite Noah's initial resistance, he quickly crumbled before his brother's pouty face.

Outside their home, the CX500 sat on the middle of the driveway. Noah had stripped away the bulky factory fairings years ago, leaving the transverse V-twin engine exposed like a ribcage.

“Don't just turn the wrench, Elijah. Feel the resistance,” Noah muttered. He was crouched low, his eyes tracking the line of the throttle cable. “The CX is called the 'plastic maggot' by the older folks at Cliff's. They're durable, sturdy, and low maintenance. But if you’re sloppy with the valves, she'll cough, sputter, and refuse to work.”

Noah handed the feeler gauge to his brother. Elijah looked at the thin strip of metal like it was a surgical instrument.

“It should have a slight drag, like pulling a straw through one of those Capri-Suns that you like,” Noah directed. “Too loose, and you'll hammer the valve stems into rivets. Too tight, and the valves won't close, and you'll lose compression right when you need to twist the throttle.”

Elijah leaned in, his small face scrunched in total concentration. He tried to slide the gauge in, but his hand shook, and it clattered against the cooling fins. He looked up at Noah, eyes filled with worry and a desire for reassurance.

Noah bit his inner cheek. He saw himself at thirteen, trying to figure out how to stretch a gallon of milk while his mother was at the bottom of a bottle.

“Steady,” Noah muttered, softer this time. "Wait for the engine to breathe. Try again. Safety isn't just about not falling off, Elijah. It’s about knowing the machine won't fail you when you’re leaning into a turn at sixty.”

Elijah tried again. This time, the gauge slid home with a faint snick.

“I got it,” Elijah whispered, a small, genuine grin breaking through. He jumped up and encased Noah into a small hug.

“Good. You’re quick on the uptake... smart, smarter than me at your age,” Noah said, ruffling the kid's hair. "If Pines Holler decides to roll over and die, and we have to get out fast, you and I are going to make sure this bucket of bolts remains working to get us and your sister out of here.”

“Go clean up, I can do the rest.”

Noah wiped the sweat off his brow with his sleeve. The sun was particularly harsh today, Noah figured both of his siblings should stay inside to avoid the sun.

His phone vibrated in his pocket, an used Samsung A17 that he got off the pawn shop for cheap.

Good morning sunshineeeeee :

Stupid power is out again :

Wanna chase some waterfalls with me?


A small smile crept on his grease ridden face as he texted back.

Good Morning Elsie, uhh alright, I got some free time for the first time in awhile today.

He stepped into his house to clean up aswell.
@Sugar and Spite Edited, sorry bout that.







Jin's heart warmed as he recognized more than a few familiar faces. Greetings would have to come later as he looked over the situation. It was a mess, but manageable. The evacuation was not complete. Though reticent, he silently thanked Ah-Rong for her relative haste. His priority would be in protecting the scared, fleeing civilians. His eye twitched- a child had lost her footing. Her eyes wet with tears as she could only look on as a ghoul bore down on her.

Jin darted to her side, grasped her with a hug as he unholstered his sawed-off shotgun. The gun silver nozzle seared the ghoul's snout as it shrieked in pain. “Cover your ears, young one, this is going to be loud.” Jin softly said, taking her hands and covering her eyes and ears. A loud crackle and controlled recoil later, the ghoul's head exploded into a fine red mist.

Jin's eye spotted what appeared to be the child's parents. The mother and father were making their way to their child, two ghouls in chase. He beckoned her to stay behind him at a distance as he now equipped his batons in a reverse-grip. Jin easily blocked the clawing attacks of the ghouls with both hands.

“Head to the checkpoint, I'll make sure none of them comes after you three.” Jin called out.

The two ghouls attention were now on him, two more ghouls joined their ranks. Ekaterine's nearly-inhuman scream managed to distract a few of them. He struck in this opening, deftly throwing a vial of holy oil at their feet. He lit a match, the fire caught oil and engulfed the ghouls in holy fire. The other three threw themselves into the floor with unholy screeching as they tried, in vain, to douse god's flames. The last one, too, was lit aflame but remained standing, seeming more hardy than the others. He grimaced at having something in common with such a beast.

In its weakened state it was unable to see, nevertheless defend, against his batons. A few quick strikes was all it took for it lay slump on the floor, singed with flames and iron alike. Jin looked down, emotionless, as he delivered the coup-de-grace on it. The other three soon followed.

Jin looked back the fleeing family, the little girl now held aloft in her father's arms. She waved and gave him a smile, which he returned gladly.

Jin returned to his fellow hunters and/or exorcists. He was behind Hikari, giving the man a greeting as well as he cleaned swiped away the blood on his batons. “Good evening.”





Attire: Formal attire.
Interaction(s): Everyone currently present at the Dinner.
Mention(s):

Auguste stared coldly at Mayet as she went on her tirade, seemingly taking a dig at everyone present. Though he tried his best to sympathize with her position, he found it difficult to do so as she seemed to be lashing out. He even silently agreed with her words regarding the relative bias of their country's laws, but to drag his family into her example struck a nerve. He could not help but think how such an outburst was triggered by Duke Lorenzo's boorish statements; he understood the anger but not the degree of the response. Surely one of royalty was able to handle insults, direct or indirect, in a much more refined manner?

A touch of pity laced his expression with how easily she cut ties with her own family, even Farim, who responded in a calm and level-headed manner compared to some of his siblings. Especially over a disagreement.

Auguste thought to respond to her words but it didn't seem like words were going to get through to the Shehzadi, as such he bit his tongue.

“I understand, Sultan Raif Kadir.” Auguste replied, recognizing the calm fury of the Sultan. “It has been a long day filled with rather... extenuating events. I will overlook this event and not push for anymore punishment under Caesonian law as an extension and consideration of our kingdom's long and bountiful alliance while also considering Duke Lorenzo's... misgivings earlier today.” He glanced towards the Vikenas and gave them an apologetic look.

“I only ask you to make it right with Duke Lorenzo and Lady Charlotte.” Auguste said in finality, finally moving past the event. He sat on his chair once more, to enjoy the dinner without any further interruptions. Auguste sighed internally, he was exhausted. Between this event and his lack of sleep, hopefully it was all today would bring.

“I have enjoyed the meal thus far, the chicken tikka masala so far. I have always had a penchant for spicy food. I think no other kingdom prepares them before than Alidasht.” Auguste said, a small smile on his face. The atmosphere within the dinner had been strained, likely beyond repair at this point. It was best to move past it, awkward as it may be.

Auguste began tasting all the desserts being served. Even as a Prince it was rare to taste delicacies from far lands. Others would be able to tell his delight at eating the desserts.





Attire: Formal attire.
Interaction(s): Everyone currently present at the Dinner. Riona @JJ Doe.
Mention(s): Wulfric Danrose @SilverPaw,

Auguste sat in silence as the dinner unfolded. Duke Lorenzo's words served to incense the rest of the participants. Auguste did not have the time to palliate Lorenzo's words. Layla had served a rather cruel prank to the nervous Charlotte. For him it was too much but the Sultan had already doled out his punishment and him pressing the issue would be fruitless. This brought up memories of his own private family dinners. This dinner was up there with some of the worst he has partook in.

Now Duke Lorenzo had accused one of the Shehzadi of giving him 'bedroom' eyes before giving grace. Auguste's neutral expression twitched at this comment. He now slightly understood his brother's point of Lorenzo's mouth being his downfall. Soon grace was said and Auguste could only join in it, respectfully lowering his own head.

What came next was a flurry of blades and threats. Auguste's chair scraped against the floor, his right hand hovered above his waistline to grasp at a missing hilt, he had not brought a blade to the dinner because he did not believe it to be needed. It appeared that he was mistaken. His expression was cold, adorned with a scowl. His friendly countenance gone, as if it had never existed. His expression mimicked his dear older brother Wulfric, a relatively rare event.

While he understood Shehzadi Mayet's feelings towards Duke Lorenzo's rather uncouth and plainly wrong observation, this was a bit too much. To draw your blade towards the nobility of the land you are currently a guest in... Auguste believed that to be too much. Even looking past everything else that occurred tonight, him staying silent on this matter would portray his kingdom's nobility and royalty to be weak by allowing physical threats towards them- even from important guests.

He listened to Farim's words and silently agreed with the man, noting his astute words and observations. Even if traditions were meant to be respected, there should be some allowance of failure since Duke Lorenzo did not hail from Alidasht. Even if his undignified words were seen as insults, to draw a blade in-front of him, who is currently acting as his family- the Danroses' representative was much too much. Even for him, it had crossed the line that if Shehzadi Mayet had no royalty, she likely would be put to the gallows.

Auguste listened to the Sultan's words and punishments. While he agreed with most of them, he personally believed that Shehzadi Mayet had gotten off much lighter than he expected.

Before saying anything he beckoned Riona over. “Riona, please step outside of the dinner room and tell the knights to stand down.” Auguste said with a low voice and a neutral tone. He was well aware and used to his mother's propensity for over-protection and sending knights to his dinners, but this time it did seem warranted. “Tell them it's a command from me, they will not step into this situation and escalate it any more than it has. Er- don't be surprised if they have already drawn their weapons.” Though unintentional, some sharp-eared individuals may have heard his words.

“... Sultan Raif Kadir.” Auguste finally spoke out sharply. “I understand that this is a dinner to make up for the Duke’s… misgivings in the entrance ceremony and that the rest of the Shehzadi are not too pleased with him, this whole event was a bit too much.”

“While I respect your decisive and magnanimous decisions, Shehzadi Mayet had taken it a step too far. I personally apologise for Duke Lorenzo’s words but drawing your blade and throwing daggers at Caesonian nobility in-front of me, representing the Danrose royalty. Her punishment is too light. There were many things I overlooked tonight, but this… I cannot.”

“I also understand you would dole out punishment for your own, please understand we are in Caesonian land. Under our laws, drawing your blade against another, especially that of nobility, carries a serious crime... The Law tends to not discriminate.” He looked deeply into the Sultan’s eyes, ascertaining his reaction. The very least he could do is not have his family stand for blatant threats directed at their own citizens.

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