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3 yrs ago
Current Potato
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7 yrs ago
Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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8 yrs ago
What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
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Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat


THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:

Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.

I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you


THE DREAMER:

All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.

When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.


THE ARTIST:

Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.

THE LOVER OF STUFF:

Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:

  • Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
  • Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
  • Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.


WORDS OF WISDOM:

Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.

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The vast dunes of the desert are a death to all but the most resilient of living beings. No armies will march upon our ancient land without us knowing it, and making sure that their peril is certain. For thousands of years we have lived in the desert, and our people have adopted to fighting in them better than any other nation! No invader will survive for long enough to fight back against our forces.

By controlling all the mayor routes of travel across the desert, no armies can march through our borders without confronting us. By utilizing our superior supersonic fighters and detection equipment, no plane or flying beast can outrun us.




PROJECT GIZLILIK:
By adopting to desert conditions in our warfare, and focusing on the htree main aspects of Mobility, Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence, we gain the upper hand against an enemy unfamiliar with this terrain. Our cities are far and wide, separated by vast amounts of deadly sand which we shall employ to our advantage. PROJECT GIZLILIK focuses on creating technologies that help our forces blend in and take advantage of the cruel terrain of the deserts and mountains that form our territory. Ran in secrecy since 1991, the project has made breakthroughs in all the target areas descirben in Gen 1. Thought The 2018 Persian Summit wasn't held, in 2019 Teheran will host the event where the nations of the Empire will discuss the goals for Gen 2.

Turkey - Project HAREKETLILIK

JUNO-005/006 Hover Engines: These advanced hover engines propel our vehicles around two feet off the ground, and grant them increased mobility. With these motors, we create much less evidence of our movements across the desert, and considerably decrease the chances of sand interfering with the movement of our vehicles.

Iran - Project HAYALET

HAYALET Suit: This is afull body suit that is inspired by the reflective qualities of sand. By breaking the light hitting the suit in a fashion similar to how sand creates mirages, partly employing the surrounding desert to help in this, the image of our soldiers becomes extremely distorted and near undistinguishable from the surrounding sand. Even at extremely short distances, our soldiers remain fully stealthed and can approach VIP targets without any visual confirmation. However the technologically has a few drawbacks. Though the HAYALET armor stays fully invisible in the desert, the fiber is optimized around blending in with the sand. Other terrains will provide almost no stealth capabilities for our troops, leaving these suits only valid option for arid terrains. Our Indian division was working on a suit what could be used in wet climates, but we lost connection with them rather fast, and the progress they made wasn't significant.

Egypt - Project GÖZLERI

INUH Sensory kit: The new stanbdard for our sensory equipment, the INUH Sensory kit is a batch of interconnected sensors that can be equipped on nearly any vehicle or even footsoldier. INUH stands for Infra-Night-Ultra-Heat, which are the 4 main types of assisted visuals that the kit provides. Whilst Infra and Heat vision are closely related, The Infrared part of INUH gives a visual feedback for the user, while the heat tracking component is used to identify objects even without the user, and remains a passive scanner as opposed to Infra. The Ultrasonic componenet of the kit is a small audio feedback devices that emits mostly ultrasonic waves that act as a sort of echo-location and can map a 3D space when used. However, these sounds can sadly still be heard, due to some amount of sub-ultrasonic waves required for the device to fully work, resultung in a high-pitched clicking noise with every scan of the device. Vehicles equipped with INUH sensors can track a wide variety of audio and visual spectrums, and can better adopt to combat situations thanks to their heightened situational awareness.





TOTAL PRE-RIFT FIGURES (ALL MEMBER NATIONS):

Manpower(These numbers are rough estimates)
Population: 720,000,000
Eligible for Service: 320,000,000
Military Personnel: 7,988,000

Air Force
Fighters: 2547
Strikecraft: 2123
Attack Helicopters: 359
Transport Aircraft: 2300

Armed Forces
Combat Tanks: 21591
AFVs: 69294
SPGs: 4346
Towed Artillery Pieces: 12154
MRLSs: 3234

Naval Forces
Carriers: 2 (2 in drydocks)
Frigates: 54 (12 in drydocks)
Cruisers: 0 (2 in drydocks)
Destroyers: 0 (6 in drydocks)
Corvettes: 36
Submarines: 69 (giggity)
Patrol Craft & MWVs: 783

Logistics
Servicable Airports: 1234
Major Ports: 54
Merchant Marine Strength: 1284

TOTAL PRO-RIFT FIGURES:
TBA




I like lore. So here is a hopefully comprehensible history of a nation which should've totally existed but failed to do so IRL thanks to political and religious reasons. Be warned, this is a lot.

Quick Details: The Persian Empire includeas all middle eastern countries, plus the islamic Pakistan and Afghanistan in case that wasn't made clear.











The vast dunes of the desert are a death to all but the most resilient of living beings. No armies will march upon our ancient land without us knowing it, and making sure that their peril is certain. For thousands of years we have lived in the desert, and our people have adopted to fighting in them better than any other nation! No invader will survive for long enough to fight back against our forces.

By controlling all the mayor routes of travel across the desert, no armies can march through our borders without confronting us. By utilizing our superior supersonic fighters and detection equipment, no plane or flying beast can outrun us.




PROJECT GIZLILIK:
By adopting to desert conditions in our warfare, and focusing on the htree main aspects of Mobility, Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence, we gain the upper hand against an enemy unfamiliar with this terrain. Our cities are far and wide, separated by vast amounts of deadly sand which we shall employ to our advantage. PROJECT GIZLILIK focuses on creating technologies that help our forces blend in and take advantage of the cruel terrain of the deserts and mountains that form our territory. Ran in secrecy since 1991, the project has made breakthroughs in all the target areas descirben in Gen 1. Thought The 2018 Persian Summit wasn't held, in 2019 Teheran will host the event where the nations of the Empire will discuss the goals for Gen 2.

Turkey - Project HAREKETLILIK

JUNO-005/006 Hover Engines: These advanced hover engines propel our vehicles around two feet off the ground, and grant them increased mobility. With these motors, we create much less evidence of our movements across the desert, and considerably decrease the chances of sand interfering with the movement of our vehicles.

Iran - Project HAYALET

HAYALET Suit: This is afull body suit that is inspired by the reflective qualities of sand. By breaking the light hitting the suit in a fashion similar to how sand creates mirages, partly employing the surrounding desert to help in this, the image of our soldiers becomes extremely distorted and near undistinguishable from the surrounding sand. Even at extremely short distances, our soldiers remain fully stealthed and can approach VIP targets without any visual confirmation. However the technologically has a few drawbacks. Though the HAYALET armor stays fully invisible in the desert, the fiber is optimized around blending in with the sand. Other terrains will provide almost no stealth capabilities for our troops, leaving these suits only valid option for arid terrains. Our Indian division was working on a suit what could be used in wet climates, but we lost connection with them rather fast, and the progress they made wasn't significant.

Egypt - Project GÖZLERI

INUH Sensory kit: The new stanbdard for our sensory equipment, the INUH Sensory kit is a batch of interconnected sensors that can be equipped on nearly any vehicle or even footsoldier. INUH stands for Infra-Night-Ultra-Heat, which are the 4 main types of assisted visuals that the kit provides. Whilst Infra and Heat vision are closely related, The Infrared part of INUH gives a visual feedback for the user, while the heat tracking component is used to identify objects even without the user, and remains a passive scanner as opposed to Infra. The Ultrasonic componenet of the kit is a small audio feedback devices that emits mostly ultrasonic waves that act as a sort of echo-location and can map a 3D space when used. However, these sounds can sadly still be heard, due to some amount of sub-ultrasonic waves required for the device to fully work, resultung in a high-pitched clicking noise with every scan of the device. Vehicles equipped with INUH sensors can track a wide variety of audio and visual spectrums, and can better adopt to combat situations thanks to their heightened situational awareness.





TOTAL PRE-RIFT FIGURES (ALL MEMBER NATIONS):

Manpower(These numbers are rough estimates)
Population: 720,000,000
Eligible for Service: 320,000,000
Military Personnel: 7,988,000

Air Force
Fighters: 2547
Strikecraft: 2123
Attack Helicopters: 359
Transport Aircraft: 2300

Armed Forces
Combat Tanks: 21591
AFVs: 69294
SPGs: 4346
Towed Artillery Pieces: 12154
MRLSs: 3234

Naval Forces
Carriers: 2 (2 in drydocks)
Frigates: 54 (12 in drydocks)
Cruisers: 0 (2 in drydocks)
Destroyers: 0 (6 in drydocks)
Corvettes: 36
Submarines: 69 (giggity)
Patrol Craft & MWVs: 783

Logistics
Servicable Airports: 1234
Major Ports: 54
Merchant Marine Strength: 1284

TOTAL PRO-RIFT FIGURES:
TBA




I like lore. So here is a hopefully comprehensible history of a nation which should've totally existed but failed to do so IRL thanks to political and religious reasons. Be warned, this is a lot.

Quick Details: The Persian Empire includeas all middle eastern countries, plus the islamic Pakistan and Afghanistan in case that wasn't made clear.

@Perpenheimer Regarding the History I saw no great changes: apart from the excellent work at correcting some of my weird sentences (I still blame myself for writing at 4 AM). Thanks for helping out with that :D

On a different note, why would electromagnetic weapons be less effective that propellant based ones? A coilgun shoots a bullet at 4-5 machs and a railgun fires one at 9-10. Propellant based guns would be around as powerful as a coilgunn but any handheld railgun could outdo them in terms of penetrating power and fire speed.

@71452K Robots are cool. I figured that if we had mind-reading hyper-internet then robots are probably super advanced in every area.

PS: Watch atlas do a FRICKING BACKFLIP
@Wildman13 Reporting for duty! Kinda late so can't make a CS now, but I'll get ye something tomorrow.
@NecroKnight And where would the link be to teh RP?
@NecroKnight THE GANGS BACK BOIS!
@Wildman13 Mah man just made an RP I didn't see. Shame. Anyhow, ya still need a palyer?
@Perpenheimer I updated my character's personal effects. (Mostly awful references to other shows).

I want to begin working on the ship and I have a soolid idea in my head about it, but I'd like to know if you have any rules for personal ships.
@71452K You said speed dial? *hehehe* You're in luck, cause I know JUST the company who makes the BEST speed dial devices. If you buy one now, you can also get a Kalligan BR-1 for half price! You can't say no, this is practically a steal!

@71452K Heck, I can give you a full list of ENSONS subsidiaries and Kalligan branches if you want to. And then we didn't even talk about Goldford Munitions & Armanents!

Feel free to use them in your CS ;D
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