Status updates, huh? Who needs those anyways, pfft
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8 yrs ago
I figured I should update my status. Tada!
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What IS on my mind?
8 yrs ago
So I just watched the film "What happened to Monday?". To be honest I felt like the film really wanted me to hate it, but in the end I couldn't bring myself to give it less than 8 points on IMDB.
Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you
THE DREAMER:
All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together.
THE ARTIST:
Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.
THE LOVER OF STUFF:
Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
WORDS OF WISDOM:
Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.
@Perpenheimer Of course, no probs mate. I tried to keep it as mundane as I could, since not a lot of info has been given to us about life inside the Concord or the Collective.
@Perpenheimer Here is the CS I made. It isn't complete yet since it is getting kinda late here, but I hope it will suffice for now. Additionally, I will be making the CS for his ship tomorrow.
Please don't put me on the stake for spelling errors, only the caffeine from my Pepsi keeps me awake at this hour. Mistakes are bound to happen. I'll correct them upon a later date to make teh CS more appealing.
Thobias Thane
Species: Human
Age: 216
Sex: Male
Appearance: Thobias is nothing out of the ordinary. He has black hair and eyes with little facial har. He also has pair of neural input networks running dwon from his hairline to his eyes. He has a standard-ish body build, thought he is slightly thinner and taller due to spending a lot of time outside gravity wells.
History: //This one is kinda long, since our characters live for so long and all that//
Thobias grew up on Earth, inside the Tyche Concord. He spent his early life as a med student, but would eventually choose not to be employed by a greedy corporation and instead take his knowledge to the Vanguard. He enlisted at the tender age of 29 to become a Lifekeeper, leaving his home planet of Earth to the nearby Mars. Despite hating Martians pretty much all through his life, he had to make do with his assignement on the red planet if he wanted to pursue his dreams of being a doctor.
The dream was short lived however, and he would find out that most of the cases he had to attend could be easely done by robots and machines. The few cases he did on duty earned him no respect in the corps, and he would soon grow to be disillusioned with being a medic. At the age of 35 he transitioned to the Combatants of the Vanguards. As a combatant he spent long years training and being on different odd duties, earning several promotions, but never going further than E-!. However, the tension between him and some of the Martian officers grew with each passing day, as he would often make remarks about the Martian's greed when they joined the Concordat and left Earth behind. Despite his best efforts to contain his anger with them, this resulted in a heated argument which earned him a demotion and a reassignement to peaceful colony of Rivendell.
Here, Thane would find his true calling: being a pilot. Never before has he even considered being one, but after visiting the vast wildernesses of Rivendell and gazing upon the bright blue sky and the gas giant looming above, he wondered what it could be like. Still young at the age of 56, he would appeal to the few contacts he had to be moved to the Air Combatants. Here Thane turned out to be a great candidate, and a truly skillful pilot. His skills at handling fighters and gunships was unmatched in his own division, and beating some of the previous aces on Rivendell in mock battles, Thane would earn fame thanks to his unparalelled perfomances.
A good 30 years would pass in this relatively peaceful state of mind, and Thane would find the love of his life on Rivendell. A fighter pilot by the name of Amanda, with whom he shared a strong relationship with through the years. However, fate is a twisted thing. During a large inter-branch tournament, he would be sent back to Mars once again to pose as one of the competitors from Rivendell. He would be beaten in the finals, leaving him angered. And on this fateful day, he lashed out at several Martians, calling them traitors to humanity and almost eneded up in a fight. After the event he was discharged from the Vanguards and Thobias went back to Earth. From the money he saved up he bought a large dropship that he began using to ferry materials and become a trader.
Despite earning a fortune from trading, Tobias didn't find this line of work suited for him, so he transitioned to a different job: bounty hunting. Sacking his old ship and using his military contacts he managed to acquire a small frigate at the age of 126. He would go on to traverse the Concordat spaces where the Vanguard wouldn't patrol, and hunt for bounties. For some 90 years now he's been doing jobs in almost every sector of the Concordat and occasionally the Collective. Despite not being in the military anymore, he still keeps in touch with Amanda, and they spend every avaible oppurtinity together. He has amassed considerable wealth during these years, some of which he spent in tuning his ship and gear.
Personality: Thobias is a straight forward person who has their mind in the right place. He is a strict realist, taking everything as it is: no less no more. He is very fond of comradiere, and he is very friendly and approachable. Thobias is a man of action who likes to get things done and rarely sits on his ass doing nothing. He usually acts brash, thought he has a reasonable side. A lot like other military personnel, he has no problems with other alien races, thought Martian humans are his personal weakness.
Allegiance: The Tyche Concord
Personal Effects: -Kalligan BR-1: Easely the most recognisable weapon of Kalligan Industries along with the BR-2 and BR-5 models, this assault rifle spews out hot lead faster than the Millenium Falcon can make the Kessel run. A simplistic design that is borderline a machine gun in an easely carriable body, the BR-1 is a trusty gun that has seen many iterations and is favored by both freelancers and militaries across the Collective and the Concord. Like many other Kalligan guns, the BR-1 has minimal electrical componenets and uses propellant acceleration, which makes it less powerful than electromagnetic guns, but it also makes it a whole lot cheaper. If you're looking for a gun you can buy for the price of a good scotch whiskey, then look no further.
-Spartan Mk IC: Marked with the C denotion, this particular design of the Spartan armor foregoes all the fancy sensory equipment that was put into the military version, and instead focuses on making the suit more comfortable and sleek. A pricey addition to one's wardrobe, the Mk IC is an effective deterrance against muggers, and provides excellent protection for short space walks*. Will stop small caliber bullets and provides the user with extra survivability in hostile enviroments thanks to advanced life support systems.
-Hunting Knife: Despite living in a technologically advanced civilization, the ancient power of hurting bestoved upon extremely sharp blades in teh hands of skilled fighters should not be unerestimated. In the off chance that your gun is out of reach when someone decides to attack you on the job, this nasty piece of steel will cause a swelling wound in anyone's side you choose to stick it into. If they are still not sure about leaving you alone, just twist the blade to deter all but the most drunken attackers.
-Bounty Board Deluxe 9000TM: The best friend of any freelancer and bounty hunter, this small device searches independently from the Nexus for nearby bounties, both legal and not-so-legal and sends them to your neural feed. Never a boring moment when you have direct access to funny childhood videos of your victims as you pull up your ship to blast them to pieces.
Bounty Board Deluxe 9000 is a trademark of Big Shot
Like you, I also have an expansive Sci-Fi universe that I use in my web series, and I figured I'd bring some of the bigger names here if you don't mind. Of course, these are purely for cosmetic reasons, since they change nothing about each weapon's effectiveness.
ENSON Corporations: -Enson: A Hyperion based subsidiary and the name sake of ENSON, a wepaons manufacturer that deals in electromagnetic weaponary, ranging in all shapes and sizes, from handguns to capital installements. -Ophelia Heavy Lifting: A subsidiary of ENSON, they produce mostly civilian cargo freighters, but also produce a variety of military grade gunships and transports, as well as smaller frigates. -Brodwell Vehice Solutions: A subsidiary of ENSON, specializing in civilian and military grade vehicles. Most of their military designs are light scout vehicles or APCs.
Kalligan Industries: -Kalligan: A highly liked branch of KI, Kalligan is the namesake of the company thanks to their vast selection of simplistic yet effective propellant based small arms. They advertise guns that are reliable in every situation, and come with only minimal moving parts and little to no electronic components. -K-Tec: A branch of KI that oversees the company's developement of energy weapons. They produce mostly military grade laser rifles, thought they have several plasma gun models. -Martinez Plating Conglomerate: A recently acquired subsidiary of KI, Martinez PC produces a wide variety of defensive solutions. Contrary to the name, they produce things like ECMs and CIWSs as well as armor platings. They came to fame after releasing the highly regarded line of "Spartan" personal armor, which are a now few decades old series of military grade exo-suits that still see use to this day.
On an additional note, I'm working on designing my character now. Should be good fun.
@Traps Sorry that I disappeared like that. I didn't have time to do anything with a lot of things going on both at school and work.
I don't really want to come here and ask to be able to join despite this, mostly because I don't know if I'll have the time to actually participate on a regular basis. Nevertheless the RP looks awesome and the work you are putting into it is astonishing. Maybe in the future I'll come by and visit one of your toher RPs when I'll finally have time.
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[color=00aeef]Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat [/color]
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[color=00aeef][b]THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.
I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE DREAMER:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas.
When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. [/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE ARTIST:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.[/color]
[color=00aeef][b]THE LOVER OF STUFF:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:
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[*] Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.
[*] Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.
[*] Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.
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[color=00aeef][b]WORDS OF WISDOM:[/b][/color]
[color=LightSlateGray]Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.[/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-u">N I S Q H O G</span></div></font><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/hFNEHJL.png" /><br><br><font color="#00aeef">Loves Teddy Bears|Twenty Something|Can't Speak Russian|Is Potat </font></div><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE MORE AWESOMEST POTATO:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Let me properly introduce myself. I am Sir Spud the Fourth, and I have been a potato for the longest time ever. I never denied it to be completely honest, but it is only recently that I embraced it. Now I have evolved from a simple couch potato to a fully grown royal potato. A dapper kawaii potato. And I dare say, knowing that you are a spud, makes life a lot easier. Just chill and let everyone else care about all their meaningless things because at the end of the day you'll know: chilling is the way to go.<br><br>I try to spend minimal effort on things that I don't care about, and procrastination might as well be my middle name. But that doesn't mean I ONLY rest. Sometimes a 'tato gotta do what a 'tato gotta do. And if that something happens to be things I like, then you cannot find anyone better than me. I am an omnipotent being capable of virtually any task to a limited degree, and I am not shy to admit it. I may not be the MOST AWESOMEST in a thing, but I am sure as hell MORE AWESOMEST than most people are at everything. But hey, I'm not here to brag, even if I am probabaly better at it than you</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE DREAMER:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">All those nights laying in my couch, I thought about the cool shit that I cannot do. That I cannot see. But I pictured them in front of myself like they were real, and that infuraited me. Then I found the Guild, and I lived happily after. I have been on the site for 2 years now, and I have seen many RPs, and played with many people. I wish I have found the site earlier, but I am glad that I've even found it. Now all those fantasies can be written down and my mind can rest at ease at night, without being constantly troubled by ideas. <br><br>When I RP, I love myself some good Sci-Fi or Fantasy. But hey I am filthy casual, I can go for anything with an interesting setting. I don't trouble myself on small details if the plot is good, but if you get somwthing wrong you can expect me to tell you about it. Some even go as far as to think that I am angry or something, but I am too chill for that. If anything I'm more of the funny type, so you can expect me to try and write some shitty jokes or post memes I found on the internet. Anyways, you'll see what I mean when we RP together. </font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE ARTIST:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Used to be something else here, but I'm happy to say that it's replaced because of a positive change. I now work as a full-time 3D artist in the animation industry, churning out shot after shot for some of your favorite game intros and trailers. Can't say anything about them before you even ask, and even though I'm still new to the industry I love it and I already know that this will be my passion for a long time. So hopefully in a few years I'll have a proud portfolio of animations that were done by yours truly that I can show off to all the lovely people of the guild.</font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">THE LOVER OF STUFF:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Now I may have hobbies like the above mentioned, but there are some more things that I love in life. Here is a handy list of things you can always talk about with me:<br><br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>Gaming: This one I am quite proud of, I'm a serious gamer with capital G. Not as much time for it nowadays, but still true.</li><li>Music: All kinds of electronic music, but I am a sucker for Queen and Powerwolf. Or Breakbot... anything music.</li><li>Anime: We all have an Otaku in us, but it's bigger for some people. For me it's just big enough.</li></ul></font><br><br><font color="#00aeef"><span class="bb-b">WORDS OF WISDOM:</span></font><br><br><font color="lightslategray">Be chill folks, getting fed up about stuff is a recipe for disaster. You gotta learn to be patient and let things go, or you'll end up a wrinkly old man/woman with only bad memories about life. Even if you do fuck-all every day, you can live a content life by taking things easy. With that said, as always, stay safe and stay classy.</font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm"><img src="http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/21.jpg" /></a></div></div>