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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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10 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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Mega ultra spoiler alert.

Everyone dies. The bad guys win, but then they die too. The. The universe ends. Mega downer ending.
Aha! So EXIT TUNES is the one pulling all the vocaloid songs I've been listening to from YouTube. And they are doing so under the pretense that, "well, the bands came to us to publish them, so we own the bands, and therefore we own the music" which I suppose means it's legal. Doesn't make it any less horrible however.
There were several little funny things to note in my post, but I personally think the best one was the npc Kolon punting.
Cyano Conablum



@lmpkio@savato@mtntopview

Cyano noticed that the ethereal didn't seem to be impressed that she had actually complicated it. No matter, it didn't want it. Fine. Never happened. Regardless, she had more important things to do. Such as running final diagnostics on the latest test she had in mind for grimlock. It seemed to be running fine. Using scans from the battle, she had managed to get it to move just like him, S well as make it compatible with his weapons. Though she left shape shifting out. She probably could add it, had she wanted to. But that was a bit more effort then she wanted to expend. The lack of weaponry would be enough of a handicap for the robot. Cyano moved over to the other screen just as the ethereal floated in. Somehow Keith's show of violence had earned the conquerors respect. Not that she expected any less from Keith, he was one of the few people that did meet her expectations on a regular basis. Of course, on that thought the ethereal decided to say something to the effect, that perhaps... He though she was doing something wrong in running her labs. Without turning from her screens, she would respond to him.

"Mentality dampened? Weakness? Let me explain one thing to you right now. What you see as weakness, I see as the thing that keeps my labs working much faster then yours. I mean, your... What? Judging on your wrinkly skin a couple thousand years old. Got a nearly limitless workforce under you. Psychic powers, all sorts of fun stuff, right? Meanwhile we took a little under 150 years collectively to basically be on par, if not surpass you. And technically it's only been twenty, since like, ninety percent of all the advancements that have been made for us, have happened in the twenty years I've owned this place. So... Yeah. Also, 'bout that decor. I honestly couldn't care less. She wants some fancy room or something, we have hotels for that. Or engineers. Tell her she can bully one of them to do it. I'm a bit busy here."

With that she would go back to watching the screens. And eating her popcorn. Very busy indeed... Well, then biollante decided to enter, with the cat thing in her arms. If the ethereal hadn't brought it along, she probably would have shot it by now. She didn't need some kind of cat thing with a hug obse-

"Hey!"

Cyano quickly dropped the cat thing almost as soon as the ethereal shoved it into her arms. She didn't need its friend fur or whatever all over her. Cyano quickly punted the creature across the room, and turned to the ethereal. No doubt the ethereal could tell that having it shoved into her had instantly made her quite upset.

"Of course I know what that thing is. We made it, it failed. Then some imbeciles let it loose. Don't you dare give that thing to me. Go shove it onto some other poor sap and be done with it. I don't care what it can do, we are better off without it."

Cyano pulled out her multi weapon and fired one shot at the ethereal. The shot would fly past the ethereal and dissipate against the far wall. At first it would seem like she had missed, though at this distance it was clear that was a warning shot. A sign to not pull something like that again. Cyano turned back around and messed around with the screens. On the grimlock screen, a game would be pulled up in a small window.

"Now, unless you have something good to say, I suggest you get out of here and go, like, I don't know. Send like, psychic messages to your harem or something creep. I've got important work to do, and I'm not going to be disturbed by a glorified squid in robes."

And important her work was indeed. She had almost reached level 42.
I'm guessing there will be a timeskip then? Alright. Only posting as Cyano then.
I do not have access to anything but xbox at the moment so I do not count.
Go faster, not slower
@Cultural titan That would be grand. Of course, I know Adria will be in a few fights. I just hope they aren't all okly scale. And I realize you are not upset, hence why I called them ugly. I am sure there is a handsome bandit lying somewhere, enjoying his new job as arrow pincushion.
Adria was just trying to be nice. Its not her fault bandits and cultists are ugly.

On another note, my characters do that alot. Whether I want them to or not. I make a splash where ever I go. Suffice to say, I would much rather be using Adria as she was meant, rather then a fighter.
@frengo thank you! That's a great thing for me to hear. I do use would alot, but that's because I tend to take a bit more initiative, and plan things out. So the would there to leave it open for people to stop me.

@cultural titan it was a bit of a joke. He killed Kalar and now has a wolf bard sending sounds to him and Liara ready to rip his throat out.
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