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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 2012 (0.51 / day)
  • VMs: 4
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    1. Absolis 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current "My resolution..? Become magical or something? I dunno, those contracts are killer."
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9 yrs ago
What do you get when you mix caramel, cinnamon, and hot chocolate.... Perfection. Pure perfection.
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10 yrs ago
Nothing is written here. You see nothing. Just... Back away.
10 yrs ago
"We're going to have a child!" "That's... that's great!" "Well, there's a problem. I'm cursed. Your pregnant."
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10 yrs ago
It is a sad day when a Potato is dirt poor.
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@RabidAnubis

Does swen need to die? a familiar?
@RabidAnubis

So yeah. Adria should perform in the ball.
@Thanatos

This is very true
@Savo

My lawyer has spoken. Congrats on your new magical girl uniform
@Savo

The terms were indeed just to write slotter. You need to learn to read fine print. I'll see you in your magical girl uniform
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That's slotter, not slaughter, spelling is different. You fail, please try again xP


Congratulations on signing your contract. You are now a magical girl
@Savo

S-l-o-t-t-e-r
spell slotter to sign the contract
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I'm a guy though, plus, I'm not sacrificing my soul unlike some monster I know xP


We can fix that problem.
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By doing that, you're choosing quantity over quality, therefore decreasing the effectiveness of keeping balance in the universe, making entropy a dangerous thing.


Don't think about that now child. Just make the contract.

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Shhh.

Savo.

You want to me a magical girl and you know it.

make the contract already.


^
@Savo

We're moving into a new market. You know, trying not to tie down our income in just one age group.
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