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@NarcissisticPotato needs more arc transition. I don't want to say there's a hurry but I think we're all eager to move on~


Agreed.
Because you're a negative Nancy
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"Do you hear that Jim? They want us to come out to play-ay! Would be rude to say no?" Eli inquired with a hint of dramatics.

"I do believe it would be just that EC, imagine what our mommas would say!" Jim replied with the same dramatics. "Although I do feel a song ah brewin. Little MJ, what about... Smooth Criminal?"

"That's pretty hard to pull off, what about Billy Jean? I don't suppose you got my git-tar?"

I do , I do. I can do that one, I got a little Billy Jean deep down in my soul." Pulling the guitar out of seemingly thin air, Jim handed it to Eli.

As Eli started strumming the tune, Jim started to clapping his hands in time. When the time was right Jim began singing Billy Jean. The sight a top the tree was one comical to say the least. As the Legion grew near the tree and the Predator clicks could be heard, four fire manifestations of Michael Jackson came out from opposite ends of the tree, one for every direction. All four moved as one, their movements identical to the 1997 Munich concert.

Eli played on just bobbing and nooddin his head as Jim sang to the best of his abilities.
I hope it's soon
I won't even hide it, that's fucked up. That's some real evil there. I also didn't get that from the listed powers.
Eli turned to Jim while running as they heard Legion speak in one voice. "I find that so creepy when they do that." Eli turned his back and shouted "You'll never catch me Copper, nah!" Eli said in a mock Chicago gangster like voice.

"Not the time for jokes E.C. fix this now!" Jim said with a hint of frustration.

"I got this!" Eli sent an explosion to the ground, causing an eruption of sand to fly high. Covered by the sand flying, Eli slapped Jim on the chest to get his attention, and pointed into the jungle.

Together they ran as hard as they could into the jungle after they waited till they were fully covered by the jungle to make a move and go into hiding. Step after step they were slowed till Eli made his move, he spotted a tree perfect for climbing however the first branch was too high for a single person to reach. Eli sprinted forward and then crouched down two one knee, Jim Harper without a moments thought used the lower Eli to elevate himself to rather high slung branch. With Jim hanging from the branch, Eli used Jim's body to climb up into the tree. They helped each other climb the tree and gain as much ground vertically.

They when got what they thought was a safe distance both of them stopped, as they sat in the tree both of them couldn't help but smile, they both wanted to laugh. Both of them wanted laugh in such a bad way, the sheer insanity of the situation was hitting both of them. This had to be a joke. A dead man was sitting in a tree with a guy who controlled fire, being chanced by a guy who can make hundreds of copies of himself. The sight was just short of a 'two jews walk into a bar.'


Won't be able to do anything for it until tomorrow, my computer froze on me and in.sync doesn't work well with either of my devices


Jiggle the handle! Jiggle the handle!
"You pissed them off nicely." Jim Harper said watching north of thrity Nates running towards them. "This kinda remind you of Kandahar?" Jim said way to calm for his own good. Even going so far as to bite in an apple.

"A little bit, I'm willing to bet the women here are a lot prettier. Wanna see a magic trick." Eli noting only had a minute or so left before the Legion got them."Stand away from me now."

What was once the flash mortar, was now a ball of firy spikes. With his hands in his pockets Eli sent ball forth into the Legion. As it came just north of the center it shot out flaming spikes. There targets wasn't the copies of Nate but rather the ground. Elijah had no intent of harming anyone just to make them running look as cool as possible and it did just that as ground exploded in a wonderful fashion.

He noted the flying Cer that now held Kuro, she looked different this time. Back to her spinster ways it seemed. Not a happy look in her face either it seemed, was she ever happy? Could that woman just be happy once in a while?

Eli had forgotten one thing id his quest to make a Michele Bay movie scene. He had actively pissed the legion off. With them less than hundred yards away. Eli turned to his dearest friend and spoke with the best Forest Gump impression he could muster. "Jan aye I'm nut a smmmart MA un" his voice return normal, "but I think we need to run away."

Jim Harper didn't respond, he just ran and Eli did like wise only a step or two behind. Just before hitting full speed Eli snapped his fingers towards the ground hoping the resulting explosions would buy them a little more time.
As long as I get a Saving Private Ryan moment as they emerge on the beach I'll be happy.
After a few more rounds it was the eyes of Elijah Craig that found Nate holding a e Kuro. I quickly adjusted his Pyro made mortar launcher before shouting words that would the fear of any military man. "DANGER CLOSE!"

Jim Harper like instinct took over dropped more sand in the flash mortar. Launching rounds at a swimming Nate. Geysers jumping around Nate and Kuro, from Eli's and Jim vantage point it at the very least look so bad ass. "SWIM NATE, SWWWWIIIIIM!" Eli shouted as he let loose the largest round so far, one that would send water and sand at least 100 feet tall.

"I don't much care if the kid gets hurt but I do hope you that's not the real Nate. Might hurt my feelings if he gets hurt too badly."

Jim just laughed at Eli.
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