Antarctic Termite

Character Crossover Crisis City

I think what I'm trying to say here is that Twitch is a rude little snot

Character Crossover Crisis City

"That you, Yorick?" muttered Twitch as the beast's flesh sagged into itself, recognising the fall into unlife. Before the spell was entirely finished, he was already folding his bow, resting it on his belt. It was over. The shooter was still somewhere nearby, though- Oh, no, she was coming forward now, perfectly placid, perfectly visible. The rat's eyes rolled, but he growled, still tense, still uncomfortable. A third fighter emerged, stowing a more complex-looking firearm; Twitch had a hunch that this might have been involved in blasting so many insects from around the creature. The question of where he was and how he'd got there swelled again in his mind, and he forced it down with pure scientific interest mingled with greed. That lightning beast was dead now. He wanted it.

"Are you all done with inflating the necromancer's ego? Don't worry, if it swells any more, I'll pop it for you. Pop. Pop. Heh heh heh." Twitch drawled idly as he hopped down the rocks. The beast had been the only target, apparently; If new markswoman and -man were safe around the mage, then he'd be fine. If he wasn't fine, he'd shoot something. Either course was satisfying. "And while you're enjoying your food-and-medical-supplies party, I'm going to be riding this thing, you hear‽" Not slowing down as he hit the flat, Twitch leapt upwards, clutching at the meaty mess of the zombie, scrabbling up the beast's flank. There wasn't much hair left to grab on to, and the fascinating insects had gone with it, but Twitch still managed to crawl up to its impressive shoulders while it was docile. "Oh, look, now I'm the dirty rascal and the king of the castle," he jeered downwards.

The view from the beast was considerable, and it helped the rat make out the figures in the distance. He whistled and pointed. "Hey, who are those? While I'm at it, who are you? We haven't exactly bonded over tea. Unless you have. Glad I missed it, then."

Character Crossover Crisis City

Mmm, looks like I'll continue to delay Twitch's response a little more, between clubs and people and things. I'll turn up sometime tomorrow.

Kind of nervous about this...

Azarthes said I quite literally stunned out of being able to form words that make the coherent sense things.

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Halo said You will survive, you will heal, and you will live a good life, and you will contribute so much more to society and to the people around you, whoever is lucky enough to have you care for them, than these people ever will. Your future is bright enough to be worth tolerating this darkness. You're worth it; believe that, believe in yourself. Now I sound like a cheesy musical, but it's true.

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Top ten challenges to be issued to Cpt. Toellner

Well done.

Top ten challenges to be issued to Cpt. Toellner

1- Everest
2- Wrestle a giant squid
3- Construct a robot using stir fry and floppy discs
4- Impersonate AxirTheHedgehog for ten days
5- Parachute into an erupting volcano while cooking the perfect omelette
6- Raid the Valley of the Kings and put fluffy pink wigs on all the mummies
7- Cultivate cactuses that can be safely used as dildos
8- Replace a light bulb; A specific light bulb the location of which you must figure out for yourself
9- Perform eye surgery with a spatula
10- Pull a bunny out of a hat

What are your top 10 favorite movies?

I don't even think I've watched ten worthwhile movies in my life. I'm not a big movie/television fan.

The Shawshank Redemption was lovely, though.

Ehhhh aguuu

Welcome to Spam, I hope you enjoy your stay. By which I mean that I hope it's mercifully brief.

Then again the subforum is relatively friendly nowadays.

Favourite Words

Funnily enough, I was actually planning this thread for a long while and I had a list ready, I was just waiting until I had more words until I posted it. Might as well hop on the bandwagon.

Colloquial
Flamboyance
Ephemeral
Resplendent
Schism
Lumpish
Sulk
Fleshily
Meek
Specificity
Perplex
Smut
Inanimacy
Satellite
Spleen
Adelaide
Erg
Fluther
Mawk
Whisperous
Fidget
Cultist

Pull up a chair, join me. Let's spend the evening attempting to outdo each other with our vocabulary. It'll be fun.

Freshly Baked Snickerdoodles and a glass of cold milk

What the honest fuck is a snickerdoodle? The name brings to mind a maliciously chuckling nine-year-old's rendition of a penis.