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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

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Hank said http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impossible_colors

Go to the picture in that article and look at one of the left squares for a full minute, then look at the corresponding middle square. You'll see some shades that cannot be observed under normal viewing conditions (like a shade of red that is brighter than white) but which you can trick your brain into seeing.

Science!


I tried, and didn't see anything. Not even a flash of normal colour. :(
Cpt Toellner said Erwin.

Will consider.

greenhorn said Pafra Spekboom the Succulent.

'The Succulent' will definitely be a title now. Not sure about Pafra.

Raxacoricofallapatorius said Bacon

get out
"Well she's not wrong," replied Twitch conversationally, almost as if the statement had actually been addressing him. "My braincase is the size of a small pear, what do I know?" Idle chatter while he folded the scant remains of the energy bugs in a greased paper bag. Some still flickered, even wriggled, but most were burned out. Twitch didn't mind; he was used to salvaging what he could. There was one bolt still intact in the beast's flesh, adorned with a scrap of fur, and the atmosphere first began to change as he hacked it out with a shard of glass.

Twitch scented the approaching creature before the false rain began, crawled behind the zombie's side and cowered there, already assembling his crossbow. The heavy flecks of spores in the air confirmed his fear. This fall was organic. Something alive was approaching. The stained bolt snapped into place on the string and a snarl invaded Twitch's face as darkness fell.

Flattening himself, the rat pushed himself underneath the zombie's bulk in haste as the center of the storm landed. The dragon was unlike those in Valoran- It had forelimbs in addition to its wings and legs, and a strange eyeless face. And many other things, no doubt. Then the pulses of spores and gas flowed out, and Twitch's thoughts were interrupted as his fur flattened under the fierce rush and darkened as the particles caught in it, even under the zombie's bulk. His eyes were safe under his goggles but his nose was filled with the miasma (viroids, fur, reptile breath, spores, other smells), overwhelmed by the suddenness. The gas stung and he sneezed heavily, but only once, his internal ecology already adapting to the newcomers.

Twitch fought in the one and only way he knew. Excising himself from under the zombie in an instant, he ran hunched through the open, taking advantage of the thick gas. His ears were wide, and between the sound of the dragon's voice and the shifting of its wing-claws still discernible through the mayhem, he let his eyes focus where he thought the thing's under-arm would be, ignoring the flashes of fire and steel. A flexible place, if it used those wings to fly. Little room for armour there. Twitch released the trigger.
It's a cutting from a dwarf jade plant, not in the best condition, but I think it'll revitalise. I planted it and plan to turn it into a bonsai. Its Afrikaans name is the Spekboom, meaning 'bacon plant', because its leaves are edible and mildly flavoursome, even if they taste nothing like bacon. Any suggestions?
In Is it just me? 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
TheMusketMan said Or is Lord of the Rings really hard to read? I had to read a chunk every couple of weeks just to get to the last chapter of the first book. I was able to speed through The Hobbit no problem, but the first book is really hard to get through. Anyone else feel like this? It may be because I have all of the LoTR books in one massive book, but I don't think so.


Ab-so-fucking-lutely.
To avoid a single pissed magpie right behind me all the way. -.-

I think he'll calm down by the time the holiday ends and I start walking that way to catch the bus to school and back every day, but... I guess I have a new neighbour.
In sometimes 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
rpg101 said So, I won't say it was a great night, but I will say that my dorm's bathroom floor makes an excellent bed.


Hard flat floors are underrated places to lie down on.
Mildly relevant, if out-of-scale, gif I just found.
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