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  • Old Guild Username: Antarctic Termite
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    1. Antarctic Termite 12 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

In oh my GOD 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I think this bandwagon is pretty ok.
Given no interference, how long would an elephant orbit a black hole with a mass 50x10^30 kg given a starting distance of 500,000 kilometres from the centre and a velocity of 800km/h tangent to the black hole?
Am I gay for asking another teen boy to make out with me even if it was for a bet
If an airship inflated with 50 cubic metres of helium materialised on the abyssal plain, how long would it take for every helium atom to have reached the surface by any means?
What is the exact sequence of throat, tongue, and lip muscle contractions required to say the phrase 'Pablo forgive me for seducing your mother'
If a jarrah tree weighing 5 metric tons falls in a forest, what is the ecological loss or gain in terms of probability of threatened species survival in that forest?
refer to title


*sigh* I suppose there's nothing to it then

Now where'd I put my cactus dildo
Under what circumstances can male nipples be induced to lactate?
When f(x) = 19(1/(x-2)), what is the range given the domain {x is part of the set of real numbers : x ≠ 2} ?
Think that's a wrap. tl;dr, Sidwell goes outside and sees Tam.
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